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Chili dog

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  1. 1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

    It was not. I don't remember the name of the place but it's apparently super popular with the locals. I may have blocked it out based on the sheer psychological horror of seeing brisket cut on the equivalent of an HEB deli machine set at 0.5 thickness (best setting for Cajun turkey, btw). I mostly remember being initially excited because the line was out the door and around the restaurant. Then, I got my food and to call it "a letdown" is just so woefully inadequate. Seeing the huge line and being excited was like being an aggy fan when they were up 37-10 against UCLA. Then, actually tasting the paper thin brisket and "burnt ends" was like seeing Josh Rosen fake the spike and hit Jordan Lasley in the end zone with 40 seconds left of whatever. 

    I had some brisket served that way up there, too. It was an atrocity. 
     

    if you go back, hit up Q39. That place is legit. It’s a little weird because it’s a sit down restaurant, but the brisket and burnt ends were outstanding. 

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  2. 8 hours ago, campcrunk said:

    You're absolutely right - but there's definitely an implication in some of the above posts that the women listed there are somehow equivalent to the some of the women I saw waiting in line for a popular KC "BBQ" joint I had to eat at because a client said I just "had to try it." He's a fucking idiot, their shitty deli meat "brisket" sucks, searing cubes of beef does not a burnt end make, and their women are busted. The pork ribs were OK, I guess. Also, Anna Kendrick and young Susan Sarandon in particular - absolutely would. All day long. Or at least 37 seconds it would take me to finish

    Anyway, I got mad about horrendous KC "BBQ" and kind of forgot my point. 

    Was it Arthur Bryant’s? Because that place is highly overrated. 

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  3. 4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    This is so over the top that I’m almost forced to believe it. Then I think about all of you pear-shaped people I’ve seen at the tailgates over the years and remember that Chili dog would be all over Heather Graham like white on rice if he had the chance. 

    Emma Stone. Anna Kendrick. 

    You haven’t seen me at a tailgate, but if you ever do, I will double down. I agree on Stone and Kendrick, though. Worse than Graham. But at least they can act.

    And I feel kinda bad bagging on anyone’s appearance. Heather Graham isn’t hideous, but she’s far from a smoke show. I give her a 7. I think she triggers me because she is so bankrupt of any talent that she would have to look perfect to justify her fame, and she does not. She’s legitimately the worst actress in the history of cinema, and I find that distracting, like thumbs or knees for you. She ruined the second Austin Powers.

    I also find it distracting that her eyes are on the side of her head and her forehead takes up a little too much real estate on her face. If she were in any way charming, clever or believable as an actress, I might be able to over look it. Instead, I find those imperfections agitating. If she weren’t willing to flash her tits, we’d never have heard of her.

  4. 49 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

    Heather Graham was around a lot in in Swingers era LA. Her ass is incredible.

    Not in the picture I saw posted earlier. She’s meh. 

     

    59 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

    Some of us like Made in the USA, you commie bastard

    Then give me Jessica Biel. I could walk into the Target in Lakeway on a random Tuesday afternoon and find six women hotter than Heather Graham. Heather Graham looks like the picture on the warning label on the Accutane medication package telling you what your kid might look like if you take Accutane while pregnant. I’ll pass.  

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  5. 2 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

    We are now going to settle for jags because We Are Texas. Sark let all the 1st rounders and success get to his head. Now he is just sitting back and relying on recruiting rankings because We Are Texas and it’s a priviledge for them to play here. You want to play for The Flagship of Texas, you come to me. Thats his mentality. This is where we are at now.

    Aguy troll gonna troll. Suck my longhorn dick, aggy. 🖕🏻

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  6. 4 hours ago, Chooky said:

    I like him. I think he's a tough player. But his presence was completely meaningless in 3 of the last 4 games of the season. He dropped at the slightest contact in those games. If you're so easily persuaded by highlight compilations, go watch any of his carries against ASU, Georgia or OSU. He's a serviceable back. Not elite. He won't be the lead running back by the end of the season. 

    Did you not see the highlights against Georgia in the SEC Championship? If he got yards, it was because of his effort, and in spite of his OL getting destroyed. The dude will play on Sundays. 

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