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Posts posted by Chili dog
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8 hours ago, campcrunk said:
You're absolutely right - but there's definitely an implication in some of the above posts that the women listed there are somehow equivalent to the some of the women I saw waiting in line for a popular KC "BBQ" joint I had to eat at because a client said I just "had to try it." He's a fucking idiot, their shitty deli meat "brisket" sucks, searing cubes of beef does not a burnt end make, and their women are busted. The pork ribs were OK, I guess. Also, Anna Kendrick and young Susan Sarandon in particular - absolutely would. All day long. Or at least 37 seconds it would take me to finish
Anyway, I got mad about horrendous KC "BBQ" and kind of forgot my point.
Was it Arthur Bryant’s? Because that place is highly overrated.
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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:
This is so over the top that I’m almost forced to believe it. Then I think about all of you pear-shaped people I’ve seen at the tailgates over the years and remember that Chili dog would be all over Heather Graham like white on rice if he had the chance.
Emma Stone. Anna Kendrick.
You haven’t seen me at a tailgate, but if you ever do, I will double down. I agree on Stone and Kendrick, though. Worse than Graham. But at least they can act.
And I feel kinda bad bagging on anyone’s appearance. Heather Graham isn’t hideous, but she’s far from a smoke show. I give her a 7. I think she triggers me because she is so bankrupt of any talent that she would have to look perfect to justify her fame, and she does not. She’s legitimately the worst actress in the history of cinema, and I find that distracting, like thumbs or knees for you. She ruined the second Austin Powers.
I also find it distracting that her eyes are on the side of her head and her forehead takes up a little too much real estate on her face. If she were in any way charming, clever or believable as an actress, I might be able to over look it. Instead, I find those imperfections agitating. If she weren’t willing to flash her tits, we’d never have heard of her.
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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Every straight man has one specific actress where he just cannot understand what other people find so appealing. For you it's Heather Graham. For me it's Rosario Dawson. Either way, not terribly related to recruiting.
I tried to take it back to Kate and was called a commie. I tried.
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49 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:
Heather Graham was around a lot in in Swingers era LA. Her ass is incredible.
Not in the picture I saw posted earlier. She’s meh.
59 minutes ago, Post Oak said:Some of us like Made in the USA, you commie bastard
Then give me Jessica Biel. I could walk into the Target in Lakeway on a random Tuesday afternoon and find six women hotter than Heather Graham. Heather Graham looks like the picture on the warning label on the Accutane medication package telling you what your kid might look like if you take Accutane while pregnant. I’ll pass.
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I don’t understand the Heather Graham love around here. Let’s get back to Kate Beckinsale.
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52 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Twin Peaks food for a breastraunt is really good
Right up until you get shot.
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2 hours ago, Enemy07 said:
We are now going to settle for jags because We Are Texas. Sark let all the 1st rounders and success get to his head. Now he is just sitting back and relying on recruiting rankings because We Are Texas and it’s a priviledge for them to play here. You want to play for The Flagship of Texas, you come to me. Thats his mentality. This is where we are at now.
Aguy troll gonna troll. Suck my longhorn dick, aggy. 🖕🏻
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4 hours ago, Chooky said:
I like him. I think he's a tough player. But his presence was completely meaningless in 3 of the last 4 games of the season. He dropped at the slightest contact in those games. If you're so easily persuaded by highlight compilations, go watch any of his carries against ASU, Georgia or OSU. He's a serviceable back. Not elite. He won't be the lead running back by the end of the season.
Did you not see the highlights against Georgia in the SEC Championship? If he got yards, it was because of his effort, and in spite of his OL getting destroyed. The dude will play on Sundays.
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13 minutes ago, satyanash said:
...too late to take the under?
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1 minute ago, Red Five said:
Chalky hates Wisner. I apparently hate Gibson. CTJ just hates white people. Anyone else?
Put me down for “he who fists himself but will not be named”
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2 hours ago, Chooky said:Wisner had a thousand yards last year by running for only what his blocking provided -- never really creating any plays beyond that. He'll be better this year but who knows by how much. If he gets 190 carries this season he'll hit a thousand again. But it doesn't feel like we have anyone in the backfield who can bust something wide open, like what Blue did against Clemson. And that kind of sucks.
That’s not what I saw at all, Chalky. The dude ran hard all year. Ran through a ton of contact and made guys miss on his own. Sounds like you missed a good season. Here are some highlights.
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1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:
If we were loading up on expensive skill guys while other powers were taking all the top OL and DL, there would be at least as much wailing and gnashing of teeth. I'd much prefer to be in the spot we're in.
There would be way more than what we now see.
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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:
If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you married into a Sooner family. 😆
Let’s just say I have a mother in law and brother in law whose misery I enjoy almost as much as I enjoy their daughter/sister’s happiness.
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25 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:
Softball will get theirs by gawd
No, fuck them, too. We’re drinking their milkshake. They get nothing!
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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:
The school and team are dog shit, but that was a good pick up for them.
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Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:
If ya'll want some cool aid, Wiltfong says he still likes his Texas picks for Ojo and Turntine, says Texas is surging for James Johnson and can see him and Guervil both at Texas, and that Texas is a big threat for Tyler Atkinson.
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Just now, Tex Pete said:
As in abortion pill? For Ketch?
If only we weren’t too late. Ketch is the poster child for anal sex proponents.
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11 minutes ago, Bevo said:
I’ve never seen a little guy take so many big hits in my life. It would be nice if he juked someone every once in awhile vs. you no going head first into a defensive lineman.
Know, I don’t no.
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12 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:
In the same hour that Bobby said he’s hearing Calicut is trending to Georgia, Ketch said he expects him to be Texas’ next commitment. 😂
On to plan B
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One of my biggest regrets is not adequately relishing OU’s misfortune during the 90s. I didn’t know many Sooners and they had sucked most of the time I’d been aware of college football. I was more concerned with getting over on atm.
But if I ever get another opportunity to bask in the glory of an OU dumpster fire again, I will not take it for granted. I will soak up every moment. I will wallow in it like a pig in shit. Especially if we can experience success during that same period. Oh please, may this apparent implosion become a reality!
May those shit bags’ deepest aspirations soon be to win a single conference game. May they long to achieve the national status of Mississippi State and Vanderbilt. May they become the laughing stock of the entire country. Let it be so!
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Didn’t see this posted on here.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
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I had some brisket served that way up there, too. It was an atrocity.
if you go back, hit up Q39. That place is legit. It’s a little weird because it’s a sit down restaurant, but the brisket and burnt ends were outstanding.