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Chili dog

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  1. Do you have the time To listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once?
  2. Not at all, no. But I may go check it out for comparison’s sake. If I’m masochistic enough to be on this thread, how much worse could the Cloakroom be?
  3. Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Better than the Cloakroom (Barely)
  4. Not to add insult to injury, but those seem to play to the BO&W tantrums. If we’re going in the negative direction, I would make it something like “Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: BO&W’s Suicide Trigger and Satya’s Wet Dream.”
  5. He’s always been on ignore for me every time he’s changed his handle. In fact, I always know when he's changed his handle because I will have 17 consecutive ignored posts from a handle I’ve never seen before.
  6. I had some brisket served that way up there, too. It was an atrocity. if you go back, hit up Q39. That place is legit. It’s a little weird because it’s a sit down restaurant, but the brisket and burnt ends were outstanding.
  7. Was it Arthur Bryant’s? Because that place is highly overrated.
  8. You haven’t seen me at a tailgate, but if you ever do, I will double down. I agree on Stone and Kendrick, though. Worse than Graham. But at least they can act. And I feel kinda bad bagging on anyone’s appearance. Heather Graham isn’t hideous, but she’s far from a smoke show. I give her a 7. I think she triggers me because she is so bankrupt of any talent that she would have to look perfect to justify her fame, and she does not. She’s legitimately the worst actress in the history of cinema, and I find that distracting, like thumbs or knees for you. She ruined the second Austin Powers. I also find it distracting that her eyes are on the side of her head and her forehead takes up a little too much real estate on her face. If she were in any way charming, clever or believable as an actress, I might be able to over look it. Instead, I find those imperfections agitating. If she weren’t willing to flash her tits, we’d never have heard of her.
  9. I tried to take it back to Kate and was called a commie. I tried.
  10. This is not an ass. It’s two pancakes separated by black licorice.
  11. Not in the picture I saw posted earlier. She’s meh. Then give me Jessica Biel. I could walk into the Target in Lakeway on a random Tuesday afternoon and find six women hotter than Heather Graham. Heather Graham looks like the picture on the warning label on the Accutane medication package telling you what your kid might look like if you take Accutane while pregnant. I’ll pass.
  12. I don’t understand the Heather Graham love around here. Let’s get back to Kate Beckinsale.
  13. Aguy troll gonna troll. Suck my longhorn dick, aggy. 🖕🏻
  14. Did you not see the highlights against Georgia in the SEC Championship? If he got yards, it was because of his effort, and in spite of his OL getting destroyed. The dude will play on Sundays.
  15. Take a look at this fine product of the Oklahoma public education system. Manages to misspell deluded, their (twice) and savior all in one run-on sentence. Someone call message board geniuses.
  16. Put me down for “he who fists himself but will not be named”
  17. That’s not what I saw at all, Chalky. The dude ran hard all year. Ran through a ton of contact and made guys miss on his own. Sounds like you missed a good season. Here are some highlights.
  18. There would be way more than what we now see.
  19. Let’s just say I have a mother in law and brother in law whose misery I enjoy almost as much as I enjoy their daughter/sister’s happiness.
  20. No, fuck them, too. We’re drinking their milkshake. They get nothing!
  21. The school and team are dog shit, but that was a good pick up for them.
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