Jump to content

Chili dog

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    1327
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Chili dog

  1. Anyone know how much guaranteed money he got with his most recent contract extension?
  2. This is absolutely fantastic.
  3. I’m on the “fuck more” train, too. Unfortunately, my wife is the engineer and the train ain’t left the station in a while.
  4. Anyone else have an OU fan in his life who obnoxiously declared Jackson Arnold’s clear superiority to Arch Manning prior to last year’s Alamo Bowl? Same cocksucker might’ve insisted that Arch was 3⭐️ talent with a 5⭐️ name? Yeah, I have a few of those, too, and I’m going to make sure those shit bags all wish they had never met me.
  5. Just bumping the thread because OU tears are delicious.
  6. This seems optimistic. I look at Tulane as a toss up and South Carolina as a more certain loss than Auburn.
  7. JT Daniels is the closest I can come up with as far as the combination of recruiting pedigree and an incredibly elongated career underwhelming fans from coast to coast at multiple universities. I still think DJU takes the cake because of his ability to lock down starting jobs at schools with no better options and destroy offenses from within despite obvious physical gifts. It’s truly incredible.
  8. I thought Grumpy Old Men was his finest work.
  9. In fact, didn’t he miss half the season last year?
  10. When does Jonah Williams announce? I know it’s buried in this thread somewhere, but I don’t want to dig.
  11. I expected this to be his Nick Brooks prediction.
  12. Good call. I don’t have enough rep to anchor such a thread, but I would throw Craig Heyward and Chris Whaley out there if said thread were to spring up.
  13. Are Natrone Means and Bam Morris diabetic enough to be included?
  14. You moonlighting as a Bama recruiting writer?
  15. Bro, where you gonna put all those sheep in an urban environment?
  16. It’s gonna take me a while to get used to the SEC patches on the jerseys.
  17. I can’t stand that douche bag.
  18. Got sent straight to League 1.
  19. Work’s been a little nuts the past few months, so I’m not familiar with this guy’s recruitment. Is he expected to go to OU? Were we after him very hard?
  20. Sadir Mitchell is roughly the size of 4-6 more. Maybe that’s what he meant all along.
×
×
  • Create New...