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Chili dog

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  1. Your scenario has pig not playing OU but OU playing pig. Not sure how that’s going to work out. I think OU ends up playing us, Mizzou and UF
  2. I went to every Texas/okie light game, home and away, from 2003-2007. There was definitely a three game stretch where we shut them out in the second half after spotting them a lead in the first. But for every one of the five seasons I mentioned, we gave them a lead and then snatched it from them in the second half. In 2007, I was convinced we were done, and then Colt and Jamaal went apr shit in the 4th quarter. Incidentally, I almost got my ass beaten by Brandon Pettigrew outside Murphey’s bar in Stillwater after the 2007 comeback. I ran into him on the street and complimented his game (I think he went for close to 150 yards that day). Apparently he tried to dab me up after my comments and I was too drunk to notice. He got offended that I had left him hanging, and the bouncer and one of Pettigrew’s buddies intervened in the nick of time.
  3. This is correct. The smart ones are the ones tapping the brakes. That leaves well over 99% of their fanbase with delusions of grandeur.
  4. That’s pretty good. I have one coming up in which a 24” dildo is the weapon used in an assault. Don’t shoot, Alec!
  5. I’ve met him a few times, but never talked with him about his dad. I assumed it was his father, based on both of their reputations.
  6. Perry Minton represented Chris Beard in the family violence case. I assume they’re related, but don’t know for sure.
  7. They’re gonna kill this dude. “No big deal. Big guy almost drowned in the cold tub and ambulances were called, but he should be back out there tomorrow.” Where did Durkin end up, again?
  8. Look at Jim bragging about what he found digging in the bargain bin at Ross.
  9. Lock up your WRs!!
  10. Imagine what Jackson Arnold might look like playing at a school like Washington State with a Washington State schedule. I picture something similar to Mateer.
  11. Just tell him you slept with his wife.
  12. They think he’s the Messiah.
  13. I have in-laws north of the river. They are all aboard the Mateer express. They all think they’ll beat us this year. They all expect to shock the nation. The difference between them and ATM is that OU actually has prior success feeding their delusions.
  14. Sounds like the Camara kid from Gilmer (OT) is getting a lot of attention. My Gilmer buddies talk him up a lot. He’s getting offers from everyone. Hoping the pro-Texas folks out there stay in his ear. Bama and OU are al over him.
  15. If the recipient is a known bookie, he’s in deep shit. If not, you’d need the recipient’s bank and credit card records. Recipient was probably a buddy who was placing bets for him.
  16. He also sent the same guy money for soccer gambling. All we have to do is determine who the recipient was. Too bad the NCAA doesn’t have subpoena power. (Do they?)
  17. He should’ve claimed the AI defense. That stupid bastard really wrote that in his memo line? Good news is he’s got to be too stupid to read a defense.
  18. It’s not the mystery that’s the problem. It’s the issue of physical limitations. It’s hard for a 6’7” dude to stay in front of a guy moving that fast, that low to the ground, without holding. It can be done, but it’s neither fun nor easy, and it takes exceptional talent that most big guys don’t possess. It’s stressful. The answer, of course, is to do what the Eagles do to Micah Parsons. Bury his ass.
  19. Watching his highlights, the kid is a legit pass-rushing animal. His first step is elite, and he stays low. He has pass-rush moves that most kids his age don’t have. He uses his hands well and dips his shoulders to avoid contact. He’s going to be a problem for any OL to try to get his hands on. He’s a situational player, though. He won’t be able to hold up against the run if you run right at him. But I don’t want to dismiss it as though I don’t care that he’s going to those mouth-breathers. He’ll be a pain in the ass. I just appreciate the staff making wise financial decisions and not over-spending. Hopefully it results in landing a bigger fish down the road.
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