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Chili dog

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  1. You haven’t seen me at a tailgate, but if you ever do, I will double down. I agree on Stone and Kendrick, though. Worse than Graham. But at least they can act. And I feel kinda bad bagging on anyone’s appearance. Heather Graham isn’t hideous, but she’s far from a smoke show. I give her a 7. I think she triggers me because she is so bankrupt of any talent that she would have to look perfect to justify her fame, and she does not. She’s legitimately the worst actress in the history of cinema, and I find that distracting, like thumbs or knees for you. She ruined the second Austin Powers. I also find it distracting that her eyes are on the side of her head and her forehead takes up a little too much real estate on her face. If she were in any way charming, clever or believable as an actress, I might be able to over look it. Instead, I find those imperfections agitating. If she weren’t willing to flash her tits, we’d never have heard of her.
  2. I tried to take it back to Kate and was called a commie. I tried.
  3. This is not an ass. It’s two pancakes separated by black licorice.
  4. Not in the picture I saw posted earlier. She’s meh. Then give me Jessica Biel. I could walk into the Target in Lakeway on a random Tuesday afternoon and find six women hotter than Heather Graham. Heather Graham looks like the picture on the warning label on the Accutane medication package telling you what your kid might look like if you take Accutane while pregnant. I’ll pass.
  5. I don’t understand the Heather Graham love around here. Let’s get back to Kate Beckinsale.
  6. Aguy troll gonna troll. Suck my longhorn dick, aggy. 🖕🏻
  7. Did you not see the highlights against Georgia in the SEC Championship? If he got yards, it was because of his effort, and in spite of his OL getting destroyed. The dude will play on Sundays.
  8. Take a look at this fine product of the Oklahoma public education system. Manages to misspell deluded, their (twice) and savior all in one run-on sentence. Someone call message board geniuses.
  9. Put me down for “he who fists himself but will not be named”
  10. That’s not what I saw at all, Chalky. The dude ran hard all year. Ran through a ton of contact and made guys miss on his own. Sounds like you missed a good season. Here are some highlights.
  11. There would be way more than what we now see.
  12. Let’s just say I have a mother in law and brother in law whose misery I enjoy almost as much as I enjoy their daughter/sister’s happiness.
  13. No, fuck them, too. We’re drinking their milkshake. They get nothing!
  14. The school and team are dog shit, but that was a good pick up for them.
  15. If only we weren’t too late. Ketch is the poster child for anal sex proponents.
  16. One of my biggest regrets is not adequately relishing OU’s misfortune during the 90s. I didn’t know many Sooners and they had sucked most of the time I’d been aware of college football. I was more concerned with getting over on atm. But if I ever get another opportunity to bask in the glory of an OU dumpster fire again, I will not take it for granted. I will soak up every moment. I will wallow in it like a pig in shit. Especially if we can experience success during that same period. Oh please, may this apparent implosion become a reality! May those shit bags’ deepest aspirations soon be to win a single conference game. May they long to achieve the national status of Mississippi State and Vanderbilt. May they become the laughing stock of the entire country. Let it be so!
  17. Didn’t see this posted on here.
  18. Was that even a legit offer?
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