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Chili dog

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  1. It’s not whether or not you’ve smoked pot, it’s whether you lie about it that the feds care about. I’ve heard they’ll even give you a pass on coke if you’re honest and aren’t currently or recently using.
  2. Yeah, as Tex Pete said, I played with the guy in high school. We were both safeties. He moved to corner after I graduated. I was a year ahead of him. Hell of a guy. We had four or five other guys on that team we all thought were more likely to make it to the league than Charles. Charles just out-worked all of us. And he was a goofy mother fucker. I’ll never forget watching him cover Roy at DKR and being shocked by how well he did. I assumed he’d get smoked. And then going to his house to watch his college highlight film right before the draft and being twice as shocked. His forty time dropped from a 4.7 in high school to a 4.41 in college. We lost touch after he moved to Chicago. My dad worked with his dad for a long time, so I kinda kept up that way. Really proud of that dude. Very humble, too.
  3. I was thinking the exact same thing.
  4. Pretty sure we were just being idiots about Mike Roach’s inability to find the space bar.
  5. I don’t run marathons. I don’t run for leisure, or exercise at all. I prefer not to shit myself, which, as I stated earlier, is one of many reasons not to run a marathon. But the literal shit-posting has inched us ever closer to the magical 1000 page milestone. It’s the least I could contribute to this disaster of a thread.
  6. I don’t know... I’m reading it Bird’n turd.
  7. Kate is a beautiful woman. I’ve only been around a few months - less than a year. Objectively (and by objective, I mean objectifying women), Sommer is hands down hotter. She is a living, breathing wet dream. I’d never marry her because I could never trust her, but the same is true of Kate. So if we’re calling spades spades, Somer dominates the competition. However, if Kate is actually a good luck charm, capable of ensuring recruiting success, I will forego one obvious whore (Sommer) for Kate, a presumptive whore who isn’t quite as obvious about it.
  8. Stopping to use a port-a-potty is for pussies. That’s a well known standard. Your time will suffer. Plenty of competitive runners shit themselves during marathons. If you’ve never shit yourself, you’re just a casual marathoner.
  9. This, exactly.
  10. McClellan looked amazing in the state title game. So did Grey. The holes were huge for both, but McClellan had a lot of yards after contact. I see your point, though.
  11. This is your finest work, yet.
  12. I think shitting yourself during a marathon is pretty standard. One of many reasons you shouldn’t do it, not to mention the first guy who tried it died.
  13. How about sit-ups? Putting your face right where you shat. In this case, the dude was running 100s, and he ran at least a dozen with shit all over himself. Filled his socks. It was gross. Can you imagine the chafing?
  14. Man, he’s looking great in Knoxville, but so did we early in his time at Texas. You can’t deny we had gotten very mediocre by the end of his tenure, though. I’m glad he’s doing well at Tennessee, but it was time for a change. We’ll see how long his success lasts at TN.
  15. I agree that Yancy has made a huge difference, and I acknowledge that Moffitt is probably the best in the business, but if Burton thinks Moffitt is a friendly, encouraging coach, he’s a fucking idiot. Moffitt screams at, belittles and mother-fucks his players all the time. He’s an intimidating mother fucker. He made one kid continue running after the kid had shit all over himself. Technically, I suppose the kid could’ve quit running, but he was afraid of the repercussions. But Moffitt’s methods do produce accountability and unity among the players.
  16. I absolutely put poutine over Drake.
  17. Because I never make my connecting flights. Never. The airport itself is fine, I guess. Haven’t really seen much of it because I’m usually at a full sprint when I’m passing through.
  18. I fucking despise the ATL airport.
  19. Alanis will find that ironic.
  20. I was at Pearl Harbor on Monday, where I read those exact words.
  21. That’s outstanding. Roll him to the juicer.
  22. Damn! That’s, uh... that’s pretty freaking good.
  23. That cool/warm label is all fucked up. I’ve seen guys who are openly declaring one school or another to be their favorites and then those schools are listed as “cool” on the recruiting profiles. It’s not always accurate. So he may actually be cool on aggy, or the thing may be fucked.
  24. Understood. Not panicking. Even if he were to go there, it wouldn’t be the end of the world. I just noticed it and it was really the only thing that bothered me about the list. That’s it.
  25. I wonder the same thing. That would be super. I also wonder how secure OU feels about McClellan’s commitment.
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