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Posts posted by Tex Long
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1 hour ago, randomhorn said:
B1G (18) and SEC (16) are probably already looking at too many member for a potential mega merger, assuming a 32 member “league” like the NFL. So hope for 36 or be prepared to be part of the other league (BIG12 (16) and ACC (18)) when the music stops. Or pray for ultimate chaos and a complete collapse of the conferences as we know them
Conferences have already collapsed. Media controls the shambles that are left. The only thing that makes sense is for schools to separate D1A football from the rest of their "athletic" programs. Other sports may follow, but there's no urgent demand for that just yet.
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13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:
We talking about Elko or Ketch?
12 hours ago, William Bludworth said:Aren't they the same person?
Hmmmm... Welp, it's apparently true that no one has ever seen both of them at the Golden Corral at the same time.
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On 12/23/2025 at 10:09 AM, Tex Long said:
"A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.
Miz Long all over me on this thread... as a Drama major at Texas, she has a lifelong eye for words, and pointed out that my new motto here is easier to say and just as relevant:
"Half tainted"
I personally would rather go with "Half ass", but it lacks elegance as well as overall accuracy.
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7 hours ago, Xminus6 said:
It’s not a bellybutton, it’s a Schrader valve.
I'd think Schroeder - Schraders are for air.
57 minutes ago, markstanco said:He is so exhausting with his bandwagon ways. Where was he when they were a perineal .500 team?
"A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.
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Thank the football gods that Mack Brown saw Johnny as a dback instead of a QB.
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24 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:
Duh. He sits when he pees.
Not sure that'll get it, unless it's in a tub...
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Does "Famous" modify "Idaho", "Potato", or "Bowl"?
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Miz Long asked "How does he pee? He not only can't see his dick, he can't even touch it."
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Looking at a bidding war for Elko, between ND and Meatchicken?
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Oh, Lawd, Lawd... please Lawd don't
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On 12/16/2025 at 6:30 PM, nnm said:
#23. Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress.
Or, as Old Lodge Skins asked, "Does she demonstrate pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"
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3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
Bank shot for 3 for Bungles
Tex Long FG Rule change: 4 points for a Doink. Then 3 more for over the bar... that's a 7-point play.
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1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:... talking in rhymes ain’t music.
Actually, it is.
"Music" means "of the Muses", and the Muses are the goddesses of poetry. The words are the point, and instrumental accompaniment is supportive... the real performers are vocalists.
Greek word for poetry is "musika" (latin alphabet).
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2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:
Is that past tense for shit?
When shit's verbal instead of nounal, yep.
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24 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:
Shit down Jeremiah smith. Twice
You spelled "shat" wrong.
But we admire the effort...
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aggy coaster gonna need update... extend climb to December and peak about double.
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29 minutes ago, 46andtoo said:
Texas hasn't had a single interior lineman that is capable of driving a Buckeye or Bulldog backwards often times not even with a double team.
Woulda repped this times 1,000 if possible.
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So aTm - Mia took 59 minutes to see a TD, This one took 59 seconds.
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clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack...
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Here's a potential new CFP rule: scoreless tie has no overtime, both teams eliminated; next game opponent recieves win by forfeit.
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Rent free, both fanbases. Every crowd shot has idiots horns downing. It's good to be King.
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57 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
I understand a lot has to do with privilege, but it's interesting (and awesome for us) that Arch Manning is the biggest name in this new $$$ hungry and loyalty-free CFB era and he comports himself like the last old school student-athlete left standing.
+rep for comports.
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11 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:
Fuck Sark. Pull your head out of your ass.
You've spelt "that bottle" incorrectly.
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30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
We near Festivus. There will continue to be airing.
We have reached the time of the darkest, longest nights of the year.
A few days, and things are going to be getting brighter and lasting longer.
I'm gruntled.
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Tell Me About Notre Dame
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As Claude said, fifty-some years ago, Notre Dame players are the only ones who have to take a pay cut when they go to the NFL after college.
Not sure that's true any longer...