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Posts posted by Tex Long
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9 hours ago, Vertigo said:
Are these guys incapable of writing an article without a Texas blurb in it? The Arch comment had no connection to the rest of the article. It is the ultimate game of diversion that these rubes fall for every time.
Rent. Free.
Rent. Fucking. Free.
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If you had told me Friday night that tOSU would score only 14 points, I probably would have bet my hat, ass, and suitcase on Texas.
It's a damned good thing, because I'd be a bareheaded, no-cheeks, empty-handed fucker.
At least I still have a hat and a suitcase...
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1 minute ago, TexasExe14 said:
The 4th down fail all comes down to execution. We would’ve been bitching if arch threw it saying he could’ve just ran it in.
Welp... There it is.
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2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:
Bootleg fake right rolls left with Baxter or Wisner with a feign engagement with a pitch option. I'll have to look closer but it appeared 7 guys were inside box or to the right.
Am I obsessed with bootlegs? Yes, blame James Brown.
It looked to me like there were 5 on or a half-step back in the middle, two more backer-types a step or two back, in the middle, and two dbacks on each side, also close to the four receivers. Figgered the receivers could delay the guys covering them enough to give Arch and CJ (or Wisner) at least a step or two.
Of course, if it failed, you were trying too hard to be cute, but if (when) the sneak failed, your team just didn't execute the sneak.
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With the 5 on 3 lineup in the middle, 10-Wedge is never going to make it.
I was thinking (especially after the earlier example) that the brilliant play call would have McJaggerson and Endries assault the guys guarding them, and Arch would roll left with Baxter out front and keep or throw it depending on how close the one or two defender would come.
I appreciate the desire to man up and stuff it down their throats, but 5 on 3 in the middle pretty much says Nope.
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Miz Long's lawyer group has a guy asking for Media Lawyers who are willing to be interviewed for his UT Journalism school daughter's project.
How about it? Let me know, here or PM.
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21 minutes ago, bullet said:
Yeah. Against that defense, if I was going up the middle I would have used Baxter. Arch is for going off tackle or outside in that situation.
Years back, Arky had a goal line specialty back who was high-jump track guy. With the D-line going low, the O-line did, too, and the ball carrier went up and over, six feet high... not a hurdle, but a high jump. Seemed to work pretty well.
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22 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:
That wasn't his decision. He was the QB coach. Lane Kiffin was the OC that made that call, with the support of the head coach.
He said in an interview it was his goof.
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17 minutes ago, 6th Street said:
Mack won 2 conference championships in 15 years.
A wet bird neve flies at night.
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On 8/30/2025 at 7:01 PM, HtownHorn said:
Sarkisian's 4th down playcalling is fucking abysmal. Has been since he
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about HC/OC, what exactly does Milwee do here?
We've seen problematic footwork and throwing mechanics pretty consistently, which would seem to indicate lack of QB coaching from the putative QB coach.
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Probably, but it's likely one of those "You audible, that's okay... but you'd better be right."
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20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
I'm curious what our QB's communication is like with assistants while defense is on the field.
PM Connor Stalions
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1 minute ago, UnhappilyMarried said:
This defense plus the new punter guarantee we’ll be in contention all year. Arch will be fine. Calma
Punter was nails.
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Gonna be interesting to hear what the Uncles have to say.
Not just about Archm but about play-calls in general, and about red zone plans.
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Behind at half, game over. First down in red zone, might as well hand it to the oppo.
14-6 before Jaggy catch, could we do better on 2-pointer than fourth and goal?
Disappointed... but plenty of season.
Hook'em
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So... 14-6 would look a little better right now?
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So many coaches, so little time...
If only we had a meme, like, oh maybe "You're not wrong, Urban, you're just an asshole."
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Y'all seem to think Bill's death will be announced as "Sildenafil Overdose", but it's probably going to be the same as Elvis... "Straining at Stool."
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2 hours ago, South Austin said:
I think the athletic department should issue Graham Harmon credentials for these press conferences. Can't be any worse than Kurt Bohls and Cedric Golden.
This is an excellent idea. After all, the name of the game is Entertainment, and even Surly has to admit Graham would be an entertaining step up.
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1 hour ago, Deej said:
JPK5MP (Josh Pate Killed 5 Male Prostitutes)
Too long. How about JPK5T ... Josh Pate Killed 5 Twinkies
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On 8/23/2025 at 9:19 PM, Jkwellborn said:
She’s celebrating by doing stuff to a pillow and murdering some poor hiker.You'd notice that's not actually a pillow, if it were fully
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46 minutes ago, alincoln said:
Herbie, as we all know, is a fake cunt. Just a bad guy
No, he's genuinely cunty.
9 hours ago, Fud said:...he’s treated them with kid’s gloves ever since
Either I've not noticed it before (entirely likely), or we have a new version of intensive porpoises for posterity. For the unaware, the kids are young goats, the gloves made from their skin are used for handling things carefully.
1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:I don't listen to Finebaum...
Finebaum has decent takes, for the most part, and like Josh Pate, he's an old radio guy. Like Pate, he has some good stuff and some really horrible bullshit in his schtick. If I do stumble into his show, the "call-in" segment is a sign to dump that shit in a hurry.
55 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:I'm just going by the times I've listened to him. You know how it is. People love to hedge their bets by talking about both sides of something, so they can always later say they were right.
One of the elements of Pate's shows is that he's mostly pretty open about the possibilities of being wrong... as he says "I only want the credit, none of the blame."
8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:He’s a damn good business man, and ...
The guy is a hack ....
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