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Posts posted by Tex Long
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DL looks okay, LB not bad. DBs... not so much. I think I saw Joseph is a plus recruiter. What does Gideon bring?
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9 minutes ago, Horn80 said:
He’s wearing his aunt’s Christmas gift?
All but the ears...
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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:
... ACCIDENT ... ACCIDENT ... ACCIDENT ... ACCIDENT ...
Oh, right. The others - including aggy - are intentional.
As you were, trooper.
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15 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:
... we are left with no other choice but to conclude that the 12 deaths in 99 are the single most egregious event in the history of college football since 1909...
If you're going to take actual practice/play out of the equation, I think you're going to have to include the Marshall U plane crash in 1970, which killed over 70 people. Calling a FIG event "egregious" probably isn't too far off the mark.
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7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:
I’m coming hard with this news.
Up Her Nose is not just a great band name, it's a great memory.
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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Shit, I knew it was good as soon as Tucker walked out on the field.
To be fair, that's pretty much everyone's attitude toward a Tucker FG "attempt".
Someone somewhere's got that little mp3 clip of South saying "It's a good one. They win." in probably the most resigned tone ever heard. I didn't hear it until the next day, of course...
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11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
I wonder if they're still trying to get a punter in the portal?
Punter? We aren't planning on needing to punt. What sort of a defeatist would do that?
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10 hours ago, Not a Sock said:
Dual sport athletes count against the football scholarship, other than that walk-on's aren't limited in any way, but dress and travel limits are still enforced.
I thought the football squad size bullshit T&L limitations are by conference, not NCAA?
Still... let him pay his own plane fare and hotel bill, problem solved. Oh, and he'll need a ticket to get into the stadium, right?
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8 hours ago, Nope said:
How many picks do you have to throw in practice for your coach to send you to the eye doctor?
PM Garrett Gilbert
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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:
Looks like J’Mond Tapp is in the portal...
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/j-mond-tapp-enters-the-ncaa-transfer-portal/ar-BB1lNcuz
Was this his choice, or Sark's?
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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:
I too miss the gas prices of the Carter Administration.
Fuck that leporiphobic shithead, gimme the Ike prices.
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4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
He's coached one season and increased the win total 400% from the previous year. They look to be much improved this year. Where is the failure coming from? This program was DOA when he was hired.
Even better than Urban's NFL record!
Sayyyyy... if Prime doesn't hang around too long, Urbs is prolly gonna be available. Just sayin', you know?
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Miz Long had a solution to the Lone Sock problem. We had a big ol' basket full of 'em.
if you came up with an LS out of your sock drawer, you could usually find a mate in the basket, but if not, just leave it. The girls had a tendency to rock mismatched socks and call it stylish, even digging in the basket for inspiring fashionables.
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This College of Perversion, is that under Fine Arts, or Liberal Arts... or another Academic Unit altogether? Are there any special requirements for matriculation? Are batteries included?
So many questions...
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On 4/10/2024 at 10:05 PM, LTtxfan said:
Locklyn sounds like a guy we might want to be looking at as a successor to Choice, when Choice inevitably leaves for his first OC or HC job.
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1 hour ago, Superhero said:
Lead technician managing electromagnetic directional equipment for customer base.
Needs nore CAPS.
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2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:
Nope….not even for me.
Well... you could put the bag over your head instead of over hers... no one would know.
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41 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:
At grandma's house back in the day, they got two channels if it was pointed in one direction, or they could get a third channel if it was pointed in a different direction. Guess who's job it was to climb up on the roof and reposition the antenna when they wanted to watch that third channel?
... and to this day you list "Antenna Rotator" on your CV, right?
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Opportunity is knocking. There is a vast market, untapped for the most part, of aggy believers who will spend perfectly good money for the stupidest shit imaginable, as long as it is maroon, has brass buttons, shoulder straps, an SEC patch, the number 12, and/or an "A", an "M" and an ampersand. Or all of these. It is helpful if it is able to sound "whoop!".
I'm thinking one of the first entries needs to be a wall clock that never runs out of time.
Let's go, y'all - what else have we got?
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6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:
4th time now, Mrs. ROFL has complained that the TV signal (over the air antenna) must be out due to high winds.
🤦♂️
To be fair, this is something that used to happen, in the age of rooftop antennas. Highly directional yagis had to be pointed at the signal source. Wind could blow them around like a weather vane and there was a decent market for rotators so you could point the antenna in different directions and get a good feed from all three stations...
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31 minutes ago, ousux said:11 hours ago, Tex Long said:You left out "Josh Pate says Texas a&m has motive, means, and opportunity to return to Greatness."
"return"? Does not compute
PM Jackie Sherrill c/o Satan
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4 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:
Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Little chocolate donuts, imo.
2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
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Soooooo... Fire PK?
Is Nansen next up at DC?