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Posts posted by Tex Long
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Nothing to worry about. Hell, we got guys who've never had a knee injury and still aren't worth a bucket of warm spit.
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Fuck Chip Brown.
Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game.
Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip.
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3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:
Definitely a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
NTTAWWT
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So... Danger Snax works for hookem, writing urls?
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There is so much to hate about the off-season... lack of news, former coaches, stupid NC2A rule changes, assholery by dumbfucks like Chip and Kurt...
The good part is that it's like having a bleeding wound on your leg, where the neighbor's fucking Jack Russell bit you... you can't quit picking at it to see if you can get it to start scabbing properly, and eventually August arrives and the pain subsides to a dull ache with a nice scab over it, and then September rolls in and you have a nice pink patch of fresh new skin...
And then you get bit right in the same place by a fucking terrapin...
So, yeah, fuck Chip and Kurt and most of the 9.95ers, fuck Mack and Mackovic and Strong.
Fuck the whole off-season.
Oh, and 0U sucks.
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I wouldn't say that he sucked, exactly. But he definitely embodied the essence of "tea sip" and white winery.
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The Norwegian Blue conference is often so calm that it appears moribund.
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10 hours ago, kopp0e said:
Maybe the plan is to go retro..?
So... Wonder Warthog lives? Let the Sweetjuice cola flow!
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1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:
someone got skillz needs to add some Dr Pepper soundtrack from that other miserable little metrosex girly singer.
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DP is my road trip goto c-store gas stop bevorage. How you stop for gas and she has to has to has to pee and buy shit and gotta buy you shit you don't want, too? I always ask for a Gruntstick and a Sweetjuice Cola, always get a Snickers and a Dr Pepper. This would never happen if Wonder Warthog were still alive.
And just to put that cherry on top, now Li'l Sweet done ruint the juice. Miserable little metrosex girly-singer.
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15 minutes ago, Mileslong said:
I was told there would be no calculus...Technically, that's true. This shit is algebraic in nature, but it deals with inequalities rather than equations.
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36 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:
Are you confusing coach on the field Haynes with coach on the field Gideon?
Honkie all look the same.
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Guess y'all didn't get the SECSECSEC scheduling memo?
UGA, like the rest, only play eight SEC games - the entire conference hits on four schlubs (or at least three and a quarter) every season and raises the whole conference's winning percentage by a smooth eight and 2/3.
Had to bet, I'd guess the quarter schlub on UGA's dance card would be GaTech.
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Lighten up? Is this the new way, Surly? What ever happened to "Go fuck yourself"?
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What did he miss, in terms of contract terms and buckage, by leaving early and going round three rather than one or two?
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Harrell, right? There was some talk about him during the recent OC search that netted us Yet Another OL Coach. If Beck flops (again), will MensaTom go after him, or will he promote Mehringer, or... ?
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Hand seems to have at least a rough idea WTF he's doing. Pending actual competition, give MensaTom a nod of approval on this one.
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As a June enrollee and August preseason player, he'll still be 16. Read that somewhere. Maybe.
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Dear Walt:
Thou knowest that I am of the Brotherhood of Friends and in consequence of that fact I may not Curse thee, nay, nor Smite thee.
None the less, it is my Cherished Desire that when thou arrivest next at thy Homestead, that thy Mother might run from her Kennel and bite most painfully in the tender Place where dangle thy Organs of Procreation; yea, and that the said Organs might be detached from thee and made a meal of by the Mother.
Regards, Tex Long
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42 minutes ago, Snacks said:
so, we need a new scoreboard?
Thanks Patterson
Nah, just need to get more control on the one we already have.
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Y'all - most of y'all - are so full of shit.
Saint Darrell was once asked if he favored time of possession or more yardage as indicators of winning. He said neither one, because he had some of his young assistants do some research into exactly that question, and what they had found was that the team with more time of possession won the game 87.3% of the time, and the team with more yardage won 91.666% of the time, but they found a perfect indicator, which they decided to call scoreboard control, and the team with more points won 100% of the time.
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Gonna need to add Eskimo Hut to them ads.
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If Calvin can hold his pass-block two out of three plays, we'll be way the fuck ahead of where we were last season. Remains to be seen, but what if what if what if?
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10 hours ago, South Austin said:
Is he literally a sophomore yet?
He's got two full semesters and two summer semesters to his credit, working on his third full semester, so... yeah.
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ESPN needs to hire Fuckchip Brown while they still have a chance.