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Tex Long

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  1. Tex Long replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    It's too bad the HC was too busy babysitting PK to tell the OC to get on his RB coach and get Gibson some touches... bet the OC had a playset for Gibson. Townsend seems like a prospect for those max-pro sets with RB lining looking like a blocker.
  2. Some folks call it a sling blade...
  3. With no NCAA limit on coaching staff, it seems like we might oughta find someone who can teach receivers to block, and maybe instill a desire to find someone to hit... legally, of course.
  4. Miz Long noticed this game and was surprised to see a "bowl" featuring Northwestern and - checks notes - Central Meatchicken. She has a niece who's a Northwestern alumna but was not aware that they have a football team. She asked me to put some perspective on it, but the best I could come up with was Rice v. Tarleton State... I don't think that's too far off.
  5. Can, yes; May he? Not per Sark. Portal entry is one-way street. Buh-bye.
  6. No family at home... had this game on the big screen in my library, great watch. Ending matched only by MIA-aggy, reversed. Can't wait for Hawai'i to join Cal in ACC.
  7. Tex Long replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Entering a not-yet open window is an interesting move.
  8. Dead wrong. Dead FUCKING wrong. So many reasons that it's not even worth the time to list them all.
  9. As Claude said, fifty-some years ago, Notre Dame players are the only ones who have to take a pay cut when they go to the NFL after college. Not sure that's true any longer...
  10. Conferences have already collapsed. Media controls the shambles that are left. The only thing that makes sense is for schools to separate D1A football from the rest of their "athletic" programs. Other sports may follow, but there's no urgent demand for that just yet.
  11. Hmmmm... Welp, it's apparently true that no one has ever seen both of them at the Golden Corral at the same time.
  12. Miz Long all over me on this thread... as a Drama major at Texas, she has a lifelong eye for words, and pointed out that my new motto here is easier to say and just as relevant: "Half tainted" I personally would rather go with "Half ass", but it lacks elegance as well as overall accuracy.
  13. I'd think Schroeder - Schraders are for air. "A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.
  14. Thank the football gods that Mack Brown saw Johnny as a dback instead of a QB.
  15. Not sure that'll get it, unless it's in a tub...
  16. Does "Famous" modify "Idaho", "Potato", or "Bowl"?
  17. Miz Long asked "How does he pee? He not only can't see his dick, he can't even touch it."
  18. Looking at a bidding war for Elko, between ND and Meatchicken?
  19. Oh, Lawd, Lawd... please Lawd don't throw me in the briar patch let Missy climb up on that motorsickle!
  20. Or, as Old Lodge Skins asked, "Does she demonstrate pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"
  21. Tex Long FG Rule change: 4 points for a Doink. Then 3 more for over the bar... that's a 7-point play.
  22. Actually, it is. "Music" means "of the Muses", and the Muses are the goddesses of poetry. The words are the point, and instrumental accompaniment is supportive... the real performers are vocalists. Greek word for poetry is "musika" (latin alphabet).
  23. When shit's verbal instead of nounal, yep.
  24. You spelled "shat" wrong. But we admire the effort...
  25. aggy coaster gonna need update... extend climb to December and peak about double.
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