Everything posted by Tex Long
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Texas RB Talk
It's too bad the HC was too busy babysitting PK to tell the OC to get on his RB coach and get Gibson some touches... bet the OC had a playset for Gibson. Townsend seems like a prospect for those max-pro sets with RB lining looking like a blocker.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Some folks call it a sling blade...
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
With no NCAA limit on coaching staff, it seems like we might oughta find someone who can teach receivers to block, and maybe instill a desire to find someone to hit... legally, of course.
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2025 GameAbove Sports Bowl - Northwestern vs. Central Michigan
Miz Long noticed this game and was surprised to see a "bowl" featuring Northwestern and - checks notes - Central Meatchicken. She has a niece who's a Northwestern alumna but was not aware that they have a football team. She asked me to put some perspective on it, but the best I could come up with was Rice v. Tarleton State... I don't think that's too far off.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Can, yes; May he? Not per Sark. Portal entry is one-way street. Buh-bye.
- 2025 Hawai'i Bowl - California vs. Hawai'i
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Texas RB Talk
Entering a not-yet open window is an interesting move.
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
Dead wrong. Dead FUCKING wrong. So many reasons that it's not even worth the time to list them all.
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Tell Me About Notre Dame
As Claude said, fifty-some years ago, Notre Dame players are the only ones who have to take a pay cut when they go to the NFL after college. Not sure that's true any longer...
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Conferences have already collapsed. Media controls the shambles that are left. The only thing that makes sense is for schools to separate D1A football from the rest of their "athletic" programs. Other sports may follow, but there's no urgent demand for that just yet.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hmmmm... Welp, it's apparently true that no one has ever seen both of them at the Golden Corral at the same time.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Miz Long all over me on this thread... as a Drama major at Texas, she has a lifelong eye for words, and pointed out that my new motto here is easier to say and just as relevant: "Half tainted" I personally would rather go with "Half ass", but it lacks elegance as well as overall accuracy.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'd think Schroeder - Schraders are for air. "A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
Thank the football gods that Mack Brown saw Johnny as a dback instead of a QB.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Not sure that'll get it, unless it's in a tub...
- 2025 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl - Washington State vs. Utah State
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Miz Long asked "How does he pee? He not only can't see his dick, he can't even touch it."
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Looking at a bidding war for Elko, between ND and Meatchicken?
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Oh, Lawd, Lawd... please Lawd don't throw me in the briar patch let Missy climb up on that motorsickle!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Or, as Old Lodge Skins asked, "Does she demonstrate pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Tex Long FG Rule change: 4 points for a Doink. Then 3 more for over the bar... that's a 7-point play.
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
When shit's verbal instead of nounal, yep.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
You spelled "shat" wrong. But we admire the effort...
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy