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Tex Long

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  1. Not sure that'll get it, unless it's in a tub...
  2. Does "Famous" modify "Idaho", "Potato", or "Bowl"?
  3. Miz Long asked "How does he pee? He not only can't see his dick, he can't even touch it."
  4. Looking at a bidding war for Elko, between ND and Meatchicken?
  5. Oh, Lawd, Lawd... please Lawd don't throw me in the briar patch let Missy climb up on that motorsickle!
  6. Or, as Old Lodge Skins asked, "Does she demonstrate pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"
  7. Tex Long FG Rule change: 4 points for a Doink. Then 3 more for over the bar... that's a 7-point play.
  8. Actually, it is. "Music" means "of the Muses", and the Muses are the goddesses of poetry. The words are the point, and instrumental accompaniment is supportive... the real performers are vocalists. Greek word for poetry is "musika" (latin alphabet).
  9. When shit's verbal instead of nounal, yep.
  10. You spelled "shat" wrong. But we admire the effort...
  11. aggy coaster gonna need update... extend climb to December and peak about double.
  12. Woulda repped this times 1,000 if possible.
  13. So aTm - Mia took 59 minutes to see a TD, This one took 59 seconds.
  14. clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack...
  15. Here's a potential new CFP rule: scoreless tie has no overtime, both teams eliminated; next game opponent recieves win by forfeit.
  16. Rent free, both fanbases. Every crowd shot has idiots horns downing. It's good to be King.
  17. +rep for comports.
  18. You've spelt "that bottle" incorrectly.
  19. We have reached the time of the darkest, longest nights of the year. A few days, and things are going to be getting brighter and lasting longer. I'm gruntled.
  20. Wouldn't be surprised to see PK to Boise. Maybe as HC.
  21. Holding your last five opponents to 30 points or so is all well and good, but you still gotta score some points, too. Where are the pick-6es and the safeties? Punt returns for 6 are good, but ST gets the credit, not D.
  22. We'da won with a backup QB, if Mack had bothered to have one...
  23. In his press conference, Sark mentioned that having Boom will allow him to concentrate on the Offense in games instead of having to pay attention to the D when they're on the field. A step in the right direction, but... sounds like he's keeping the OC job for himself, and that just prolongs the issue. I still think he needs to have a real OC who's smart enough and forceful enough to run that side, while allowing Sark as HC to override when he deems it necessary... you know, like going for it on 4th down on your own 30.
  24. I believe PK told Sark if he went off to rehab for a month, again, PK would be gone when Sark got back. Sark said "You're gone now... Boom! Motherfucker!"
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