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Tex Long

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  1. Meaty Nipple denial combined with gender discriminance seems like a Surly Thing.
  2. I'd buy a ticket to the next Meaty Nipple concert.
  3. I'll take that as a "Yep"...
  4. No, he's a professor, just apparently not a Professor.
  5. Gonna need annual additional 2-year extensions.
  6. It's 0940 and aggy still Furks.
  7. Anybody ever tell you that you sound a lot like Trev Alberts?
  8. This thread is for Holy Shit, not No Shit.
  9. Did not laugh. Hits waaaayyyyy too close.
  10. Mandel is the answer. Dunno about actual crack, but substantially similar results.
  11. TIL that after a 4 year old from Nebraska was declared brain dead in 1983, doctors kept his body "alive" for more than 20 years. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5102206/ That boy is runored to be a 2005 graduate of Texas A&M.
  12. It's not just any vagina smell.
  13. I didn't say I think aggy gets in, I said it wouldn't surprise me if they do. TV runs the sports world, and if TV thinks aggy will bring meaningful additional advertising revenue, then aggy will be part of the show. If it happens - which, by the way, I certainly doubt - it will be pitched as "feel good". The plucky aggy fightin' 12th man coming back from the adversity of having their coach kidnapped by the evil whorns and their fingers broken... what could feel better than that?
  14. Chalk the tOSU responses up to penis envy. Got blocked by the big dick, so sad.
  15. Yes, yes it is, I absolutely agree. The first time that sort of "quiz" material showed up for me - a fuckuvva long whileback - the ultimate version was If train A leaves New York City, headed west to Los Angeles at an average speed of 58 MPH, and at the same time train B leaves LA headed toward NYC, at 58 MPH on the same track, and the distance is 2517.5 miles, how does that make you feel?
  16. You were okay with it 'til it got to the pride flag, though, right?
  17. It's a shame that Sally made cookies instead of candles.
  18. Insifferable Shit would be a good name for that bar's house band.
  19. That's because you're a sip.
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