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Tex Long

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  1. I make it $123,000,000. $45,000,000 to coach. $78,000,000 to stop coaching. Apparently the replacement is paid less to do the coaching than Jimbo is paid to not do any coaching. Advantage, aggy.
  2. Obligatory: "I got yer orgasm, right here."
  3. This is the best advice in the thread, for at least the last couple of months...
  4. Wasn't his dad the roommate of MensaTom? What's ol' Tom doing these days?
  5. If only Quinn could've played for Greg Davis... This is proof positive that Sark needs an OC.
  6. Sark was recommended by Saban, that was the surprise. Saban was everyone's first choice, and we did what the wise do: having approached the Best and been turned down, we asked him who's the Next Best, and he told us to get Steve... and we did. So far, so good.
  7. 1977, Los Rodeos Airport, Tenerife. What's left of two 747s, after one taxied across the runway that the other was taking off from. Killed 583.
  8. Maybe Sark and them fellas just thought it might be a docent idea, having a place-kick holder who could actually get the laces out and the ball straight and could throw a pass on a fake kick. Disclaimer: I have no idea whether Caldwell has ever held for kicks, but I also have no idea whether the "I'm told..." schtick has the slightest validity. Damn, I wish we'd had a spring game to see what we've got.
  9. Biff Poggi to the courtesy phone. Mr. Poggi to the cpurtesy phone, please.
  10. There's a reason that one of the more disgusting "sex" acts is called a Cleveland Steamer.
  11. Aren't massages and involuntary hand jobs covered in Leviticus?
  12. My wildest take is how much better this thread is with not one, but two, oral diarrheactivists on Ignore.
  13. Is there a buyout involved here?
  14. Glenn Warner. AKA "Pop".
  15. I'd say Catch 18, but my publisher might have different numbers in mind.
  16. And I honestly don't give a fuck.
  17. AI IS THE MAGIC 8-BALL OF THE 21ST CENTURY.
  18. Ten per cent losses per raid. No problem, fifty-fifty odds you make six, and you only need 25 to go home for a while.
  19. We may have found South Austin's step-dad.
  20. It's still a bit puzzling that an obviously still-limited Ewers was seen by Sark as the better choice over Manning. At least, we suppose that's the case, although there is an under-current of some sort of "loyalty" to the starter, and/or a long-term message for future recruits. It seemed like the rest of the team tended to pick up steam when Arch entered the game, which I wouldn't think would have happened if their practice snaps had been less than inspirational. The fact is, of course, Sark stuck with the starter. Some question whether that was best for the team. Ask Saban, right?
  21. Just looking at this thing sets off my claustrophobia alarm. Might take a little bigger hit of Valium whenever I have to hit the MRI shop next.
  22. Glop has long been the preferred label for a variety of meal staples. Now, thanks to this thread, we're going to have to rename it Pre-Glop.
  23. Wait until the Russkies offer to split Poland with them before you set that in stone. No CR, real History....
  24. You should switch to a Beretta and a minimal shoulder holster.
  25. This story may have an over built into it, judging from the amount of stupidity shown in just the first few sentences.
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