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Tex Long

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  1. On the other hand, their bathroom visits - regardless of whether they consist of nothing more than grabbing a nail clipper to go trim the sprouts with - culminate with the fart fan switched to "Full On" instead of only 60 minutes, even if it's 0200.
  2. Be fair, their D did score 6 points against us last fall.
  3. Tex Long

    Bert!

    Not a bad rant, but you left out the part about "Don't stick your dick in this."
  4. Tex Long

    Bert!

    Carrot Top needs to be shot in the head and left in the ditch to die a cold and lonely death.
  5. Took me three crashes to decide I'd used up all my motorcycling luck and forget about two- or three-wheelers. Two wrecks were cars turning in front of me without noticing I was there, third was coming around curve in a light rain into a two-truck wreck in front of me, both spilled their loads - one was carrying carbon black and the other had about a zillion cartons of eggs. You wouldn't believe how slippery eggs and carbon black on a wet road are. I probably slid a hundred yards on my butt, had a black patch on my left ass cheek for years. Sign from God, loud and clear.
  6. Boil it down to basics.
  7. Someone mentioned youtube - search "TEXAS AUBURN LIVE". Disclaimer: haven't tried, so YMMV
  8. Telling that Schloss apparently said one of the big pluses for the team has been actually using the S&C program.
  9. Sark started out as a baseball player before moving to QB at BYU. Don't guess he'll have any objections to two-sport guys.
  10. Fuck, oh my, oh my. This team has got some stuff. Apparently, coaching actually matters...
  11. Doesn't that mean someone has to stream it?
  12. Yeah... SECN+, and yes it showed up on ESPN app, just wouldn't connect to Auburn game. Desktop and Firestick same thing. Finally found it worked on my music studio laptop no problem. No idea, still looking. Damn good thing the big screen in my library has three HDMI ports and the sound system runs off the screen... plug in that laptop and good to go.
  13. Missed first few innings fighting with some goofy ESPN/YTTV problem. But holy shit, kid looks good. Naw, make that FUCKING GOOD. Hook'em
  14. Prolly couldn't get angle up enough. It's one thing to kick it over 5'10" HS guys with 19" vertical, quite another when the D is 6'4" and 32" vertical. Concentrating on trying to get it up decreases your success rate - I think I heard that somewhere.
  15. Klondike. Peg. All day, every day. Serial or parallel.
  16. Tex Long

    Bert!

    It would have been easier if he'd have just gone ahead and changed his name to Aubern.
  17. Not sure about the lawfare, but I had a German guy working for me in Houston, with all proper paperwork - green card or whatever it was. He took some classes at Rice, and I don't recall any "student visa" issues. It seems reasonable to think some sort of a similar paperwork workaround would be possible for athletes.
  18. Tex Long

    Bert!

    Y'all doing a great job here, complaining about the kicking game instead of the Red Zone play calling and execution. Two years in a row we get to the semi-final, come down to first and goal needing a TD to win or at least tie, and wind up 0 for 8 and minus 7 points... dammit, if only our kicker wasn't shit. I'll be interested to see if Auburn can figure out what went wrong, and maybe get his first two seasons' accuracy back.
  19. Not necessarily better, but more coverage: "I can lick my eyebrows."
  20. While screwing one night, Bobby Luck In his ears got his wife's nipples stuck. With his thumb up her bum He could hear himself cum, Thus inventing the Telephone Fuck.
  21. Genetics looks good, performance looks good. I think Sark & Staff got another hit, here. But other than the V, he doesn't really challenge Parker Livingstone for Whitest Name... prolly close to Carrington Byndom, though.
  22. It seems like he might've had a bad spring. too.
  23. I haven't looked at all 7,588 rules, and you're prolly right, but I think it's not a foul to step on your own player but not allowed to be "launched" by that player. It would be pretty tough to call a foul in a "tush-push" type of crowd, where it appears to be fine for the QB or RB to more or less leap on top of his OL guys and be pushed/carried for the score.
  24. It's amazing how many delicious fruits are rose family... apples, peaches, pears, apricots, cherries, and most of the berries. Roses, if you take the buds after the flowers get pollinated and close up, those rose hips are super high in vitamin C.
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