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Tex Long

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  1. If he does nothing but teach Arch how to slide, or glide out of bounds, he'll be worth his salt.
  2. TP is okay, but it shows you've never lived with a toddler or a cat.
  3. The thought that these dipshits and Van Morrison have anything in common disgruntles me. I'm pretty sure I never even pretended to like them.
  4. Tex Long

    High

    Shotgun Willie said pot saved his life, no ifs, ands, or buts. If he hadn't started smoking reefer, he'da kept on drinking himself to death like the fellas he ran with. Worked for Willie.
  5. Good work. Dragging Up Old Shit is a damned fine Surly Motto.
  6. Hell, I'll buy a Star if I can't get a Bohemia. Sometimes. But never bought, never will buy, a Tres Equis.
  7. Texas 17 A&M 7 "Texas finishes next to last, while Fightin' Aggies win Second Place" Whoop!
  8. I tend to think of it as a combination of more alcohol than wise, and poor choice in female companionship. Well, long-term female companionship. I mean, "Randi" is right next to "Tiffany" on the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
  9. Been injected with more than just "melanin-enhancers"...
  10. I think you are correct. I suspect, too, that Arch will not just have, but use, more freedom to change the call.
  11. Strongly believe we'll be back in the Final Four again. Last season was a little anomalous, with other three of the previous four losing their coaches. This season starts with a big ol' bang. I'd like for us to win that opener, but I think either outcome, it'll set the tone for the whole thing. Buckeyes got a lot of talent, but we do as well. Barring injuries in the wrong positions, we should be back, again. We will all devoutly pray that Sark has seen the light in the Red Zone.
  12. My younger daze, klobasniki were sausage (AKA Pigs-in-a-blanket), kolaches were fruit. Definitely distinct. Where there were Polacks insteada Czechs, that pork sausage was kielbasa, but they still had a version rolled up in bread. Still... yum for breakfast, sausages and fruit.
  13. Woke up horny this morning. Wife's visiting her sisters for a few days, so I just called my favorite "phone sex worker". Turned out she's on vacation. Her voicemail message said "I'm out of town for a few days. Sorry, you can't come to the phone right now."
  14. I would think so, but I haven't had to actually see any in action... yet. ... although, I will say I've heard some strenuous typing.
  15. Is it wrong to hope we get to play No'th Ca'lina in the CFP?
  16. Where's the Nazis in Uruguay/Paraguay thread?
  17. I've never bought an umbrella, although I did try, once. I had found myself on a plaza in a small town in Spain. There was not a cloud in the sky, it was noon, and I felt like I was in danger of ignition. I found a shop with men's wear on display, and in my not merely broken but compoundedly fractured attempt at Spanish, I tried to come up with some description of an umbrella. The young man trying to help me with my desired purchase finally gave up, motioned for me to bide a while, went next door and returned with an older gentleman who spoke a bit of English. They jabbered at each other for a few minutes. The older man turned to me and asked "My young friend wishes to know why you want a parachute with which to whip your horse? The store did not have any such thing, and I resorted to going to the nearby hotel, and alternately shower and loll in the bed until shadows crept across that plaza. I have bought wooden clothespins, though. They are nearly always in use in my kitchen, holding closed various sacks and bags of bread, chips, chocolates and whatnot, far better than any plastic pieces of chinese clipcrap I've ever seen.
  18. Miz Long has become a CFB fan the last year or two. Last night, she went off on a rant about NIL, apparently caused by some story about Arch turning down an offer from 'Bama of eleven million dollars to transfer to T-town. I've not seen any reference to such an offer, so I'm assuming she ran across this in some thread in one of her lawyer forums. Without screwing around searching for the possible source, have any Surlies run across such a story?
  19. When did the spelling of "whoa" change to "woah" - noticed it as an alternate for years, but now it seems to be the only one.
  20. How many times did we watch Garrett Gilbert squinting at the sideline, trying to figure out how many fingers coach was holding up?
  21. Your sarcasmeter battery is exhausted.
  22. Poorly-thrown Passes by Manning Lead to Receiver-corps Injuries
  23. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Not until my birthday... You've spelt "chronometer" incorrectly.
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