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Tex Long

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  1. Go to "singles". Any kick (including punts) that doesn't get brought out of EZ is a point for kicking team. Kick goes out of the EZ, no point, receiver gets the ball on the 20. Kicking team can't initiate possession but can "down" ball in the EZ for a point.
  2. No doubt, lives up to thread captioning.
  3. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. FUCK NO.
  4. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Purely anecdotal. FWIW, out of five or six different folks I know, all but one wound up worse off following spinal surgery. Maybe relief at first, but increased problems in terms of pain and/or mobility in year or two. The one with good results suffered a broken neck - bad c4 injury - in a vehicle accident and according to quacks likely would have died if a survivor hadn't kept him breathing until EMT arrived and took over. He spent weeks in ICU and months in a halo. No problems later that I know of.
  5. Fuck me. You know, I'm one of the Surlies who have not been shy about voicing an opinion on Mack, and nearly always a negative one. Not so much his coaching abilities, which I believe are uhhhh let's say, good, but not great. No, more about his being a contemptible human being in so many ways. I don't think he behave so on purpose, it's just ingrained in him so deeply that he does it without even thinking about it. If your dog acted like this, you'd try to train him better... but, having failed at that, you'd take him for a last trip to the Vet. It's time.
  6. Stoopid 'sip. The aggy Spring Game is a Bowl.
  7. Cereal for breakfast? I don't fucking think so. Two eggs sunny, runny; four slices of bacon; two slices of sourdough toast; 8 oz RGV OJ fresh; coupla cuppa Jamaica Blue Mountain or Sumatra, black.
  8. Yep, that's what she said.
  9. The idea that the a spring game gives tamperers too much of a look doesn't really seem all that big a deal. Maybe it's more that players might be more tamperable because of not getting to play a big role, and looking for that playing time.
  10. It just keeps getting "better". Has this stupid fucker been fired yet?
  11. Whose job is it, then? Regardless, you'd think the fucker would be familiar enough with the road, which he presumably drives ten times a week, to refrain from driving into the water. Apparently you'd be wrong, though.
  12. Too much information. On another issue, I'm fairly certain I've never had a full massage while other than sky-clad. I'm also fairly certain I've never actually commanded my penis to erect itself... not successfully, at least.
  13. Where was the flood gauge, back where he went in? Fucking highway department. I've been saved twice by seeing a flood gauge showing 3 or 4 feet of water at a low crossing.
  14. Let me know if they're playing in Van Horn.
  15. Adductors upper attachment is pretty deep in the growin' area. Nothing short of a porno thong gonna give the masseur - or masseuse - access. Wouldn't be a problem, but who among us actually owns one?
  16. Not impressed. If he could raise the Hawg Blanket, different story.
  17. All 48 hours of it? At the rate he's trashing his life, one eyeblink and you miss it. No gloss needed,
  18. Well... I never said it aloud, but when comparing choices of two evils, it definitely has occurred to me.
  19. No shit, my first thought was "Holy shit, somebody's making plastic-coated claymores!"
  20. There's a reason for the phrase "shitty end of the stick"...
  21. Of course taping is going to limit mobility. I think that's the point, right. Tape has no compressional strength to speak of, but it has plenty in tension, and adhering it to the structure provides at least some protection from it being pulled apart. I'm surprised that protection is not significant. From your understanding, it seems that taping ankles is a waste of time and money. Someone should let the schools know, and put a stop to it.
  22. Sounds like something a scumbag lawyer would say.
  23. Not a doctor - well, not of medicine - but I am an engineer. I'm having problem differentiating biomechanics from mechanics in general. Unless athletic tape has changed drastically in adhesive and shear strength since days of yore, it seems unlikely that the effectiveness of taping would have little effect. Of course, we were taped directly on the skin, rather than over socks and even shoes, so that likely factors in. At least, we gained an appreciation for pains encountered by the girls when shaving legs - as far as up as the tape would be going up. This. This seems to be true.
  24. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Life just isn't fair. When my wife bought a Magic Wand vibrator, the family said she was just a sexy kitten wanting to have a little bit of naughty fun. But they called me a fucking pervert when I bought a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 latex doll with inflatable DDD cups, 6 speed self-lubricating pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasmic moaning and screaming Bluetooth surround sound system. I probably should have posted this in Lame Jokes, but I think it's technically more Limp than Lame.
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