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Tex Long

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  1. Prolly gonna see an instant pot.
  2. "Mine does that..." is the operative part, you're never outta luck if you've got (relatively) unarthritic hands. No need for sneakywhacking... hell, it's pretty good when she does decide to join in - it happens.
  3. This is why I want to go for the 2-pointer first OT for the win. Gonna get second-guessed anyway, if you lose later.
  4. Tree's got a message...
  5. The Z80 was/is a perfectly good little CPU.
  6. Sometimes he reads the D correctly? And Blue is F.A.S.T.
  7. nntp ftmfw EDIT: still have a reel-to-reel tape machine... although I have to admit I haven't fired it up since my preamp died.
  8. Damn, y'all young guys still struggling with this? Correct action dictates that when the appointed time arrives, you simply say something like this: "It's time, babe. You can go on to sleep, or read your Kindle, or watch a movie, or you can just watch, or join in and have a half-dozen screaming orgasms. Your choice... here we go." It's important to make sure she understands that orgasms are like time-outs - they don't carry over to the second half, much less to the next game...
  9. Triggered? Yeah, me too.
  10. Cowherd is a grade-A goofus. I don't watch his crap unless Klatt is on. I like Klatt, though. He actually understands Football, and he usually is pretty level-headed. He also gives Cowherd shit for some of his stupider utterings. ... and Klatt clearly re-lives 70-3 a few times a year, and that's kinda fun to watch.
  11. I've always enjoyed seeing a DT tackle a runner using the guy's own blocker. Alternatively, just grabbing the whole backfield and throwing them away one at a time until he gets to the one with the ball. Good work, Norton.
  12. Isn't Les Wexner a big tOSU donor? You know, Les, right? Victoria's Secret, Jeffrey Epstein, Model Agencies?
  13. Having a hard time believing we have more t-shirt fans than Norte Dome. Or being more hated. Although, be fair, if we include international fans, I can see more t-shirts. Hated, though? Don't think so - I've avoided many problems overseas by explaining that I'm from Texas, and while we are content to let the Ugly Americans believe we are one of their "States", we are in fact a separate country in every important way.
  14. Superior Titters is the best band name of the day... but it's early.
  15. Too much ambiguity. Is that a Good Thing™ or is it a Bad Thing™?
  16. This is so fucking dumb that it entrains a vortex of awesomeness. Damn fine idea. Damn fine.
  17. You're probably thinking of the Cock Toe Twins.
  18. The "solution" to Horns Down is simple: embrace it. Horns Up, Horns Down. It don't make a shit. You show the Horns, at all, we know we're in your head. Rent Free. Rent Free, baby. Wunna the games, not positive which, but I think SMU getting crushed by the Pedos, there was a crowd shot of the home teamers celebrating something, probably one of their pick-6es, and a number of them were Horns Downing. I was amused. At least there was no rhythmic slapping...
  19. +REP for Coach Prime and for Travis Hunter
  20. It's after Sunset, it's Christmas. Go back to the Olden Daze and find that the Day begins as soon as the preceding Day passes: at Sunset. Oh, and the Daylight of the Days will be getting longer now. For a while. WHich way did that groundhog go?
  21. Surly Motto material Welllll... he's making plenty of bucks, fact. Entertainment, aye. Commentators are part of the show. Cannot be said too often. It looks like that what happened this season is that Kirk realized that he's not all that, and the Boss makes him go and do and say whatever the Boss wants him to say. It's the same epiphany seen by Nixon when he found out he didn't actually run things.
  22. Just a few days ago, I was amazed to find myself on a flight with Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson across the aisle. I congratulated him on his new gig at North Carolina, and we chatted about the playoffs. She excused herself to go to the restroom. I took advantage of her absence to congratulate him on his girlfriend. I said no one could believe a man his age could land such a beauty. He laughed and said "I lied to her about my age." I said "Wow, did you tell her you're 45?" He laughed harder. "Naaahhh. Told her I'm 92."
  23. Looks like no heated field. That shit is going to be hard as a concrete parking lot. Ball slick, heavy, rock-hard. Glad to be where I am and not in South Bend. Or Happy Valley. Or Columbus OH.
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