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Tex Long

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  1. Yeah,depends on situation. I'll have a Bohemia, chips & salsa, a nacho platter for the table, and the lady will have a large reposado margarita, salt. Make that two Bohemias.
  2. I bet you can spell Monthan, too.
  3. Had an older guy - 30ish - in a EE lab at Texas, had a wide gold wedding ring about that tight. He couldn't get it off, so he was just really careful, until he wasn't. Big-ass capacitor got him when he reached into an oscilloscope we were working with. Pretty much melted that ring, although I think it just fell off when they cut off the ruined finger. It was a weekly lab, and he only missed one session. We called him "Claw" after that.
  4. Wrong. Even sooner need more than a single finger for horns down.
  5. You spelled "aggys" wrong.
  6. I've never seen this Marty guy before. I was wondering who gave him the list of softballs, and why his boss saw fit to use a guy who sounds like his other job might be voice-stuntman for Billy Bob. On the other hand, I did like the responses from Arch - bothi his content and his delivery were extremely well done.
  7. Ryan Day stocking up on excuses, kinda Meatchicken-ish. Damn, we need to hammer the shit outta these fuckers.
  8. I think this is pretty much spot-on.
  9. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Well, it's still Winter, so it's dark already...
  10. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Occasionally, both. Usually alternating, monthly. Just the right one for several years until the left went into wet AMD.
  11. I roll with the notepad with a magnet taped to it, stuck on the ice box door. Thanks to Miz Long, I've got probably three or four hundred pens and pencils available.
  12. Now you're just encouraging them...
  13. Be patient. We're in the last coupla days for Spring semester enrollment. Once that's finito, it's probably gonna be quiet until well into spring practice and guys finding out they aren't going to be starting anytime soon and looking for a better situation. Most of those aren't going to be targets for us. A few players are going to be unhappy with coaches, and at least some of those may be of interest.
  14. Prolly want to make that spa first, then cleaners.
  15. I do more than embrace it, I find it glorious to have a rent-free dwelling place in the heads of so many americans. On the other hand, the greater world has very little hate for us... although they have a tendency to identify John Wayne as a Texan. Overall, you're right, though. It's beyond glorious, it's embraceable.
  16. Creamy Creations is a great name for a porn flick.
  17. This is going to be totally insane by the time we get to <checks notes> August 30. If tOSU is crippled enough from graduation, NFL draft, and coaching changes, it could very well be a repeat of 2024 Meatchicken, and the couch-burners will weep and wail about that... god forbid we go up there and lose. However, if we do win, the rest of the country will be ramping up the Heisman talk. Having a super nice, straight-shooting HC and QB will go a long way toward quelling the usual Texas Hate. <cantwait.jpg>
  18. Hawg Blanket would work for the right audience.
  19. They think they're Bama, but they're not even Auburn.
  20. Seems that summa you assholes didn't like the interview? I thought it was well done, and enjoyed the family chit-chat. Arch came across extremely well in every sense. Thanks for posting it here.
  21. But not untypably so?
  22. What manner of stupidity leads you to posit an isomorphism between paying for a personal service from a licensed practitioner and assaulting random females?
  23. What's not to like? If you're good and you know it, let it show. Call it "confidence" - it doesn't have to be quiet.
  24. There you go. I was thinking along the lines of over-doing the Josh Allen stuff and winding up dinged... But, man I hope Sark doesn't hesitate to sub in Trey when we do pile it on. I've always advocated getting PT for backups as quickly as you get comfortable with the score.
  25. Is Hero on campus already? Or finna be?
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