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Tex Long

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  1. tOSU to make the Full Circle?
  2. Can't lie... I was kinda hoping CU would have just enough gas to get into the CFP 12. For no other reason than to watch the tsunami of love-hate pour through the airwaves.
  3. Oooooohhhhh... thread police. Gonna need your badge number, and an explanation as to why you think "all" doesn't include defense.
  4. Hence "all-around".
  5. It should be noted that Mack Brown knows the Belichick has $12meg available and errybody else knows Quinn is the closest thing we've seen to Tom Brady.
  6. Falling for the fake punt was all-around inexcusable. Apparently not expecting replacement at QB not far behind.
  7. This, and remember it must be returned in original packaging.
  8. Tex Long

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    That motherfucker is always For Sale, always On the Take. The question is, who's paying him for that? Confirm.
  9. Killing with gas, not brakes, tho'?
  10. No matter. The Star will return, will-ye, nil-ye. The Season is Ours, the Holy Days are Real for us, every One.
  11. Too late. I believe Sally took her chocolate chip cookies and moved to Chapel Hill.
  12. Cedar/Juniper outdoors, roger that. Oak, fruit- and nut-woods indoors.
  13. As an Engineer, I'd have to argue against "leakage" as a proper description of throne activity.
  14. You've left out "by Mrs Rojo". This is Surly, after all...
  15. Is despising SpiderMan unpopular?
  16. You're offering to take on P&G on contingency, yes? It's been a few years, but I bet we can find enough leakers to make a class.
  17. Is it an unpopular opinion to suppose that a forum called "LULZ" is not the right place to go into standard Surly behavior of "I'm right, you're an asshole"?
  18. You're wrong. It's exactly what they expect, and it's what he'll do. Whether it works or not is another question. On the other hand, Iocane is a powerful drug, so it remains to be seen. 1st and 10 in the Red Zone has much in common with Asian land wars, as we have been seeing lately.
  19. I haven't seen the phrase "Unwanted anal leakage" on a food package lately. It was kind of a big deal for a while, the cause being an artificial "fat" called Olestra, which is not absorbed by your body, so your shit turns slippery and just falls leaks out. It was banned in EU and pretty much everywhere else except the US. I dunno if it's banned here now or Procter & Gamble just quit selling it. I never heard of any anal leakage that wasn't unwanted, so it seems like a redundant phrase. Not sure if any other alleged foodstuffs cause anal leakage.
  20. russellcroweasgladiator.jpg Well?
  21. You're wrong. It's exactly what they expect, and it's what he'll do. Whether it works or not is another question.
  22. On the other hand, it might not be a band at all. I'm thinking of a modern-day replacement for, or continuation of, Hee Haw. Who doesn't like scantily clad, busty young women. If Sports Illustrated could be brought in as a sponsor, you might could add a transgender person or two.
  23. No way, that's what they're expecting now. ZR quad option handoff, run, pop pass, pitch. Profit.
  24. "Cracker Crutches" would be, what - Blue Grass, Pop Country, Southern Rock, or...?
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