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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
So many issues, you have to wonder exactly what Milwee's job is.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I think the talking heads for tOSU - Indiana game said 13.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is an insanely Good Point.
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- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I agree. I just feel like that was Sark's thinking at the time. I don't condone it. I did scream WHAT THE FUCK??? when Quinn came back out on the field. I'm done screaming, but I'm still ummmm puzzled - to say the least.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Hate to even think about that game. I thought the fact that we had to burn a timeout after the injury timeout for Colt so that Squints could find his helmet (or borrow one that fit) ... was a Bad Sign.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This is a fact. Plus one. That and Quinn's trip to the tent and halftime exams said no additional damage would be done if he kept playing.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Push it back twenty-plus.- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Really, rather than "Biggest Tites" we should rank by "Best Tites". To keep discussions going strong, there should be no clear definition of what actually constitutes "best". Additional parameters could be brought into play, such as protrusion, roundness, cup size, nipple location and/or size and/or color, firmness, et cetera.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Guessing you've never worn a nightgown, either?- Jaguar - Copy Nothing
One of my very first cars was an XK 120 Coupe. It was hella fun to drive, when it was actually drivable, but its electrics were filthy with green wires, and useful running time probably was better measured in hours rather than days. It did cure my desire for any sort of British mechanical devices, so experiences related here hit close to home.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Rapeseed always sounded to me as though someone typo'ed and missed the "G" at the start. On the other hand "Canola" sounds much healthier, although possibly a component in a euthanasia scheme.- Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
It may not be much good as a band name, but it sounds much more scienc-y than "squashed ball".- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Actually, banana's not all that bad, but you have to mash it up to get the full effect... slices just don't quite get it.- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Sark following Saban's example, and not letting coordinators and assistants do press conferences keeps the light off of all of them. At least they don't have to learn what to do with their hands and how to stop swaying back and forth or left and right.- Happy Friday, assholes. Did you know that Kentucky has never played a football game as far west as Austin???
Not to put a damper on the thread, but the title is incorrect. Kentucky has in fact played this far west, in 1951, when they played us, here. But no farther, so that's good. So, fix it, or roll with it, it don't make a shit. FIGHT !!! 🤘- Post a pic that makes you lol
On the bright side, Girlcum Tobias is an outstanding name for a band.- Post a pic that makes you lol
- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Still wondering how Tennessee is #17 SOS but we're #38. Tenn's OOC are 13-29 and include 0-11 Kent State, ours are 22-18. Their "big game" was NC State (5-5) while ours was Meatchicken (also 5-5). The SEC games are identical except they have Bama and we have aggy. Just doesn't seem like anough of a difference in opponents to account for the rating discrepancy. Just win, baby. Hook'em- Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Hey, now... you know the story: never up, never in. Do, or die.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
One of the all-time great cinematic performances. You know why? Because he was perfectly cast. He wasn't acting, he was being himself and simply pretending. Much like Surly...- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Fuck a five-gallon bucket full of "what if...". Just win, baby, just win. But, as for what actually happened so far, as opposed to what if... The only difference between our SEC schedule and Tennessee's is that we play aggy and they play Bama. We beat Piggy while they didn't. I haven't heard a buncha bitchin' about how soft Tennessee's schedule is. And speaking of results... Oregon squeaked by Wiscy by a field goal, and Bama kicked the living shit outta the Badgers. Transitive or no, there's something to chew on.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I think the real point is that aggy allegedly has been amplifying crowd noise to make it seem like they give a fuck. The speakers on the sideline thing is new, and seems likely to be against SEC rules.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Only to lazy motherfuckers. The rest of us... it's easy, and it's fun.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Two good approaches: 1. Unplug line to speaker cab. Cover plug with super glue. Return plug. Cut line at top of plug. 2. Take a 16-oz. spray bottle of naphtha. Spritz two sprays into each speaker cone, through grille cloth. Strike kitchen match. Ignite. Profit. - Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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