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Tex Long

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  1. SF prolly already advised him to drop the drafft and xfer to Iowa State.
  2. Ryan Leaf doesn't even threaten Johnny Foosball's ranking.
  3. He's got all the physical talent in the world, and apparently serious mental deficiencies. I don't know if there's anything that can help him... not sure where the line is drawn between unbelievably stupid and full-on crazy. Like y'all, I hope something works for him, I really do... it's just that it doesn't seem likely.
  4. There was a reason for this, after all.
  5. At least he hasn't gotten shot by a Pakistani store clerk at 2AM. Yet.
  6. This will be subject to the "too big to fail" paradigm.
  7. My youngest screamed his fucking head off all night for months. We finally discovered that he didn't want the tittie, he didn't want the bottle, he didn't want a clean diaper, he didn't want to be held... what he wanted was a drink of water. Problem solved.
  8. Reason 82,737 why immamac needs to get the system updated to ignore responses quoted from ignorables.
  9. Thanks. Not too surprising, I suppose. Fired or Quit, though? It seemed - and still seems - peculiar that one could beat Georgia and lose to Vandy, much less lose to an underperforming 0U...
  10. Yeah, but they keep most people from noticing the bird legs.
  11. Suspenders AKA Braces FTMFW. If it's gotta be a belt, I go with web belt, unless it's Rodeo or Western dance time - the leather on that one's not much good, though.
  12. Script as old as Time itself. Followed by counting the double-digit failure at Notre Dame as "Best Loss of the Year".
  13. Too lazy to go look 'em up... did any of Saban's guys stick around for the DeBoer takeover? The ones who left - on their own, or fired? ETA: and in "fired" I include "not renewed"... The overall season record wasn't that bad, but... losing to Vanderbilt and getting buttfucked by the Fightin' Vegetables didn't set well with the folks who've been riding so high for so long.
  14. Bohemia has been my go-to Mexican brew for ... oh, shit ... a good sixty years.
  15. Which is why he's not great. Of course, we might need to consider his head coach is a guy who has gone up against top 5 (I think top 5 - maybe it's just really BIG games. CCG and whatnot?) teams twenty times and lost nineteen, so there's that.
  16. At least we're throwing behind the sticks to guys who aren't standing still or running the wrong way. And, Mack got dumped. Not for Belichick, just dumped. The only reason Mack is here is that we have dipshits with money and golf club memberships who don't even remember Mack bending over for Stoops, all they remember is the supremely athletic quarterback scoring on 4th and 5... the guy Mack wasn't even going to recruit. Fuck those guys, and fuck Mack. And fuck you, if you're one of those guys.
  17. Allar doesn't look bad, he just doesn't look great at all. Some things about him I wished we would see in Quinn, but I still wouldn't swap 'em... and compared with Arch? Not a bit.
  18. Both good. Combined, even better.
  19. Cap'n look like that regardless of bong rips.
  20. No prob, just rename the McRib.
  21. I imagine there are surgeons in many lands who would do it, as long the check didn't bounce.
  22. You'd be tempted to think they might be, simply because it's difficult to believe anyone would do something like that intentionally.
  23. Something something doggy something... Them's some skinny legs.
  24. It's amazing how many persons, particularly of the female persuasion, have no clue what "use your dominant eye" means.
  25. Mack Brown is back in town. He may not be an owner, but he's got some spotlight time. You know what you need to do. If nothing else, "Mack Brown is back in town" is a damn fine first line for a bkuesy song.
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