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Tex Long

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  1. Earley prolly gonna be available...
  2. She'll notice fur all over the porch, first.
  3. Battle of the Inept is a good band name...
  4. aggy bench full of guys thinking "I shoulda gone with Schloss..."
  5. Meanwhile, in Collie Station, per talking heads "Aggies showing a lack of urgency."
  6. Funny how that relative price has turned out. In the 70s Europeans were driving diesel sedans, mainly because gasoline was $3 or $4 a gallon and diesel was a buck.
  7. Point 58 cents, eh? Less than a penny... don't think I ever saw it that cheap, although at the Co-op with no state/fed taxes - for Ag use, don'cha know - we paid 11 cents a gallon. I think full price was around 23 cents.
  8. Void of Attachments is probably not a good band name, but I'd at least leaf through a book with that title, and Van Morrison might write a song for it.
  9. Winning needs greatness - in hitting and/or pitching. Prefer both.
  10. I make it $123,000,000. $45,000,000 to coach. $78,000,000 to stop coaching. Apparently the replacement is paid less to do the coaching than Jimbo is paid to not do any coaching. Advantage, aggy.
  11. Obligatory: "I got yer orgasm, right here."
  12. This is the best advice in the thread, for at least the last couple of months...
  13. Wasn't his dad the roommate of MensaTom? What's ol' Tom doing these days?
  14. If only Quinn could've played for Greg Davis... This is proof positive that Sark needs an OC.
  15. Sark was recommended by Saban, that was the surprise. Saban was everyone's first choice, and we did what the wise do: having approached the Best and been turned down, we asked him who's the Next Best, and he told us to get Steve... and we did. So far, so good.
  16. 1977, Los Rodeos Airport, Tenerife. What's left of two 747s, after one taxied across the runway that the other was taking off from. Killed 583.
  17. Maybe Sark and them fellas just thought it might be a docent idea, having a place-kick holder who could actually get the laces out and the ball straight and could throw a pass on a fake kick. Disclaimer: I have no idea whether Caldwell has ever held for kicks, but I also have no idea whether the "I'm told..." schtick has the slightest validity. Damn, I wish we'd had a spring game to see what we've got.
  18. Biff Poggi to the courtesy phone. Mr. Poggi to the cpurtesy phone, please.
  19. There's a reason that one of the more disgusting "sex" acts is called a Cleveland Steamer.
  20. Aren't massages and involuntary hand jobs covered in Leviticus?
  21. My wildest take is how much better this thread is with not one, but two, oral diarrheactivists on Ignore.
  22. Is there a buyout involved here?
  23. Glenn Warner. AKA "Pop".
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