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Tex Long

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  1. Careful... this may not be the right comparison... Just sayin'
  2. I, for one, am pleased at this. I couldn't give a fuck about Syracuse, so young Mr. Cook being there means I can watch their games and gain some understanding of What Could Have Been if he hadn't shit in his own britches in Austin and Seattle. Good luck to him, better luck to us.
  3. I was under the impression that the term 'Hail Mary' came into existence when Doug Flutie hit the winning TD pass for the Biston College Fightin' Jesuits against Miami back in the early '80s. No?
  4. Who's pushing this cap? What is its actual intended purpose? The more we see shit like this, the more obvious it becomes that the real endgame here is to have the Big Minor League, NFL Feeder League, thirty or sixty-some schools step out on their own. I mean, fuck it, let's have an expense cap for every phase - coaches, players, facilities, bands, cheerleaders, pom squads. And what about the actual "student" part? Shouldn't we have limits as well? We say we do, but we need testing and enforcement to verify the rates and depths of academic achievement. We know where to go with this matter. Bring on the Prime League. Let the Good Times roll.
  5. My experience, it means 1:45.
  6. B17 Ball Turret Gun Yeah, No. I believe I'll just fly the 'plane, thanks anyway.
  7. You are aware that 'Idiocracy' was Pre-Documentary, not Drama... Yes?
  8. April babies conceived in July. Maybe some hate fuck in there somewhere? Come November, oops, pregnant... reconciliation starts.
  9. You're selling Mind's-Eye Bleach, aren't you?
  10. Movie-maker talk in the an Archman thread not going away. Maybe move it to a the Belichick thread, and show some love for John Waters?
  11. Remains o be seen, but if he's still on the team come fall, it's prolly a Talking Head toss-up between "Who?" and "Is that the guy who...?"
  12. None of the above. I want to be 2025-26 Texas and I want to score touchdowns in the Red Zone at a better rate.
  13. Seems like it could be in Jimbo's futurre... minus the mermaid, of course.
  14. The ranking going from 6th to 111th doesn't seem noisy.
  15. I think you mean the Guaranteed Touchdown play.
  16. In the midst of all the NFL draft hoopla, some talking head mentioned that Sark has a history of problems with scoring in the Red Zone. Having not followed his pre-Texas career much, I don't know if that's accurate, but the last couple of seasons ended with Red Zone failures. So... offseason fully engaged, how does he fix things?
  17. Worth? Not to most of us. Cost? Whatever some idiot's willing to pay. Your mileage may vary.
  18. Really? That's one of those 'vape' thingies? Sweater gawd I thought it was a gold felt tip pen when it caught ny eye on the sidewalk. I love writing utensils, that's a fact. Did I tell you about that Mont Blanc pen I found at the bank when I went to cash my NIL check? Need to find some cartridges for that thing, ink cartridges, you know.
  19. Top of food chain in Chapel Hill is significantly better, in every way, than in, say, in Generic College Station. Not the worst life choice, by a long shot.
  20. To be scrupulously accurate, it's more akin to roaring than screaming, for my part. That, and I am remarkably free from flatulence, although the death throes of the severely over-used fan not only qualify as screaming, they likely do disturb neighbors, or at least some of their livestock.
  21. You want to include fruit under vegetables, ok with me. "Fruit" has seed, rest of the plant is non-fruit, but all vege. I wouldn't call a mushroom a plant, although it's a fruit of a fungus, so there's that.
  22. Giver and receiver of multiple screaming orgasms... makes up for a lot.
  23. Other than some of them being fruit, an eggplant masquerading as a zucchini, and one not being a plant at all (although technically a fruit) - much less a veg - there's pretty much nothing there that I wouldn't chow down on, happily.
  24. Probably shouldn't use "visible" and "intestinal lining" in the same sentence.
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