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Tex Long

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  1. Is there something about not having a dick, that makes them think it's a Good Idea to put trash in the kitchen sink instead of taking three steps and tossing it in the trash bin? I mean, we're talking plastic bags, tin can lids, wadded up aluminum foil, plastic bottle tops... why?
  2. Nicky's cute, and funny, and really a nice guy. But Kevin's dick is bigger than her thumb, so...
  3. Shhhhh! His Mom doesn't know. Geo sciences are the new piano player.
  4. Damn. Sounds like he's about a half-hour into a Family-size Nyquil bottle.
  5. You'd be surprised, no doubt there.
  6. It has its moments, that's true.
  7. I think it was hugely helpful that we got into the show... and came within one play of being in the Finals. Now errbody gets it: if you put in the work - mental AND physical - it will pay off. Not just the kinda-sorta-maybe way every coach in the world puts it, but for real. Let's get it.
  8. Absolutely. Criminal Defense.
  9. Oll Korrekt. Miz Long's degrees are Drama, then English, then Law. Whatever works.
  10. Without having seen a single post here, I'm going to the day the first work started on the Great Pyramid at Giza. Who's with me?
  11. You sure? I thought you said with a webcam. You went back and edited it, didn't you?
  12. Until it locked the doors and drove you into the nearest lake.
  13. Doesn't sound a whole lot more aggressive than "Wide Receiver" or "Tight End", when you look at it. Maybe "take-awayers" would be better?
  14. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Love it. Whatta they say? "There's always an uncle."
  15. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    How old were you? Old enough to golf, eh?
  16. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Fuck that shit. You be awake whenever, however, and whyever you want. Making a small assumption, I'll be 81 in a few weeks, and I guarantee you I have the same feelings as you - at least similar, anyway. Sometimes I get scared about dying, even though I am 99.999999999 percent certain that the "I" who is typing these words is NOT part of my body, and that in fact the reverse is true, the body is a part of the "I". Then I meditate about it, and I find out that it's not the death of my body that really bothers me, it's that I'm not done yet... there are things I feel I need to do, people I need to say "I love you" to, just one more time. Mom always said "You in-box won't be empty the day you die, so don't worry about it." Like these other guys hereabouts, I'm there for you if you need to talk - or type, or whatever. PM me of you want. Oh, and by the way, the results of Quantum Physics are correct about the fact: everything in Universe is connected to everthing else. Always has been, is now, always will be. Feel alone? You're not.
  17. And they like to take videos of... stuff. NTTAWWT
  18. Innumeracy is a major problem, glossed over by people worldwide. It rears its head when we get past the stage of making the next value after "1, 2, 3..." turn out to be "many".
  19. Well... yeah, if you think there are 8,000,000 people faster than he is. EDIT: changed 8,000,000 men to 8,000,000 people to avoid appearance of genderism, just in case one or more of those 8,000,000 identify as female. EDIT: which probably wouldn't surprise anyone.
  20. Intravenous Shepherd's Pie >>> Def Leppard
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