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Tex Long

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  1. You use "Dog Years" too, right?
  2. Surly notwithstanding, bidets can't handle all your cleanliness needs.
  3. As Bum said, "I ain't too sure about the class size, but it don't take long to call roll."
  4. Was thinking face through windshield, wig.
  5. I give him 9.3 - coulda been higher, but didn't stick the landing.
  6. I solved the towel insanity by getting "my own" set - bright red, nothing else in the house like it. Bath sheet, bath towel, face towel, coupla wash cloths. Wash 'em myself when I think they need it, all together so they fade at same rate. All I need now is a big red mat...
  7. I take it you're not familiar with the Boerne "Jew Pound". That coffee can in the photo had for many years had 16 oz of coffee in it. Errybody - Folger's, Maxwell House, French Market... errybody - had 16 oz of coffee in that size can. Somewhere in the 70's (I think) most of them started puffing up their grounds with air, and selling 12 oz of coffee in that same size can. French Market didn't do that, and one of their advertising points was "still a Full 16 Ounces". I was having breakfast one morning, that little cafe near the courthouse in Boerne, early enough that there were a couple of tables full of old farmers, and the one nearer me had as a topic of conversation the sad fact that their coffee now came in a can that looked full, but was only a "Jew Pound". The antisemitic bastards probably all had German names.
  8. At least it's still a 16 ounce pound...
  9. "They"? I'm talking about home... You want to talk gym locker room... bring your own damn towel. You shower up, rinse off, stuff your wet towel in your bag with sweaty smelly tee, shorts, jock and sox - all bets are off.
  10. This was a part of an image of phone text. The rest wasn't all that funny, so I just typed it.
  11. Add "Police Intel Group" and order up some PIGFAT Jackets. ... or FATPIG, if that suits you better,,,
  12. Reminds me of when OJ was broadcasting a game in Buffalo and some player got KO'd. The trainers were hovering around him, and another talking head asked "OJ, you[ve been there on this very field... what are those guys saying to him?" OJ said, "They ask you what the score is, or who we playing,or what city we in. But it don't matter, 'cause your answer always the same." The guy said, "Really? What do you answer?" OJ said "You just say huuuhhhhh?" Many of us can confirm that.
  13. Judging by Liucci's offerings and aggy posters' responses, there will be a new Motto: Meaty Ochre: It's Better Than Last Place
  14. Cool. Sprots is Big Buisness.
  15. Gonna need some context... Scrabble, uv coarse.
  16. Prolly... assuming that by "solid opportunities" you mean "hard responses".
  17. My three favorite things are eating my cats and eschewing commas.
  18. You played Rounders. The first thing you have to get in your head about the real Game is that there is no such thing as a "foul ball". The second thing is that if the bowler (you probably would still call him the pitcher) hits you with the ball, you're Out. It's also a whole lot more fun to play than it is to watch, so there's that...
  19. What do y'all hate about chicken milk?
  20. They would have caught them if they were thrown by Applewhite. Or any other right-handed QB...
  21. Well done. My first thought at end of 1: 5-0... Game. They aren't scoring six on this pitcher. Hook'em
  22. Saw a guy toss one in a big ol' camp fire once. It didn't explode, but it made a hell of a flash. I don't plan on experimenting with it...
  23. Yours had a floorboard?
  24. MGA don't got no "trunk", prolly you're thinking of the boot? First Miz Long drove a white one back in the day.
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