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Tex Long

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  1. Highly inaccurate. Bodies wrong color, missing the dead Congressman.
  2. Amazing to see so many adults being - or pretending to be - deluded into believing that the Judges in your favorite Beauty Contest are operating on some sort of objectively logical basis. "Yeah, no... you're right, cookie baking is a more useful talent than baton twirling, and she did drop the baton eleven times... but those titties!" You might have a point in there somewhere if your notion of Beauty were 1-for-1 congruent with money money money.
  3. Maybe not the first, but cerainly one of the best False Flag ops. Penny for the Guy, anyone?
  4. Only if your divorce lawyer is completely incompetent, though.
  5. You say that like it was a Bad Thing... when's the last time you had your taint licked?
  6. Sling was okay, except that the Local Station channels were from Omaha. I'm 1,000 miles south of Omaha, 400 miles due west of Austin, 500 miles from DFW... why the fuck am I seeing CBS, ABC, NBC, and FOX from Nebraska? I dumped Sling when YTTV started working halfway decently... Hell, the only reason I got Sling in the first place was because Sony dumped Vue, which still hasn't been surpassed.
  7. Not Incapable - Just Unwilling Ourobouros of Suck Surly once again brings the Motto-worthy and Band Name excellence.
  8. Wasn't the tOSU game reffed by SEC? We got out-penaltied something like 8-2 IIRC. Seems shenaniganish.
  9. Mott-worthy
  10. You only "have to wonder" if you still believe in the Tooth Fairy. How many $$$ were on Texas -3.5? I reckon a substantial amount of them. This. Well, and that, too. Remember, this half-year of pageantry represents billions of dollars sloshing around... and it's pure entertainment... and most importantly it's scripted. The script is basically Improv, but there are limitations sculpting the results. Keep watching, though, and keep your subscriptions and betting lines up to date.
  11. Assuming we stick with what we've seen lately that actually works, and that UGa is who they appear to be so far, I feel pretty good about this game. Need to include freedom from practice injuries, of course... but right now, it kinda smells like 2023 Bama in T-town. Can't wait.
  12. You are far from being alone in the situation.
  13. In the final analysis, that "just a 2-pointer" was the difference between winning and losing your Texas -3.5 bet. /vegas
  14. Further caveat: "The committee" has been lying through their teeth for their entire misbegotten existence. Remember, a camel is the result of a committee attempting to design a horse.
  15. Ultimately, the Good News is that we played four consecutive quarters of excellent football. The Bad News is that it was spread over two games, and we ended up in the wrong direction. All things considered, we look to be improving and even possibly to continue the Good News trend. Big, heartfelt Thank You to thatguy.
  16. Digital Virgin
  17. Seems like that wasn't all gas. Brakes all the through Q4. For sure, can we finally file that Prevent bullshit under "Brakes"?
  18. Why wouldn't they? They know you'll be back...
  19. I did, once. He said it was Townes.
  20. PSA: watching illegallu streamed material is not illegal. For the streamers, yes; for you, no. As an advertiser, I'm perfectly happy for potential customers to see my ads without paying the fuckers I already paid to run the ad.
  21. Well... she does have a pleasant oral sphincter, so that's good.
  22. Living a mile high 150 miles from the nearest broadcast antenna doesn't work all that well, either. Steve Earle begs to differ.
  23. Meanwhile, back on topic, namely Brian Kelly and LSU ... Has Landry mentioned one of his alma mater's more successful HC's, Sun Belt Billy? I'm pretty sure he's available.
  24. Anyone who has the ear - or eye - of CDC, let's get that damn seat painted orange.
  25. Damn fine idea.
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