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Tex Long

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  1. As much as MensaTom wallowed in pig shit, I gotta give him one thing: he fucking beat Georgia.
  2. Never had any problems, but she only kept it a couple of years. I think mainly because I bitched every time I had to ride in the skinny seats... she went with a Highlander next. I hang with a Suburban or a crew cab mostly, although thanks to AMD I drive hardly at all anymore.
  3. The 26X series was one of the best lines of cars ever. We had all our kids in standard transmission Volvos from the time they started driving until they left home and/or started buying their own cars, principally for safety reasons. The 26X and 24X also had the last of the decently big seats. Miz Long switched to a 960/S90, then an XC90, which was still a damn fine car, but they downsized the seats... piss on that.
  4. Well, yeah... but he's fucking entertaining, and that's the bidness they're all in.
  5. Funniest part: When looking at some game tape - I think it was either 4th and 13 or the Meatchicken throw, Gruden said "Now that, that was spider 2, y banana."
  6. Great show. Learned UNT guy told him he'd be coming with an offer when he got to HS. He was in 7th grade. Also learned he went early grad from HS because he had a $1.25Meg offer and Texas law didn't allow HS athletes to get paid.
  7. Tex Long

    Bert!

    Only the blindfold. The rest depends on luck.
  8. Main point being fartification being extremely low in occurrence.
  9. Tex Long

    Bert!

    "Good" doesn't really apply here, does it? You could substitute a plastic bag - opaque, of course - for the blindfold. Or keep the blindfold and use a plastic bread-bag. And dishwashing gloves. Might want to put a nice tight bungee cord around your neck, keep that bag from coming loose.
  10. Tex Long

    Bert!

    Or you could just wear a blindfold and hope for the best.
  11. On the other hand, their bathroom visits - regardless of whether they consist of nothing more than grabbing a nail clipper to go trim the sprouts with - culminate with the fart fan switched to "Full On" instead of only 60 minutes, even if it's 0200.
  12. Be fair, their D did score 6 points against us last fall.
  13. Tex Long

    Bert!

    Not a bad rant, but you left out the part about "Don't stick your dick in this."
  14. Tex Long

    Bert!

    Carrot Top needs to be shot in the head and left in the ditch to die a cold and lonely death.
  15. Took me three crashes to decide I'd used up all my motorcycling luck and forget about two- or three-wheelers. Two wrecks were cars turning in front of me without noticing I was there, third was coming around curve in a light rain into a two-truck wreck in front of me, both spilled their loads - one was carrying carbon black and the other had about a zillion cartons of eggs. You wouldn't believe how slippery eggs and carbon black on a wet road are. I probably slid a hundred yards on my butt, had a black patch on my left ass cheek for years. Sign from God, loud and clear.
  16. Boil it down to basics.
  17. Someone mentioned youtube - search "TEXAS AUBURN LIVE". Disclaimer: haven't tried, so YMMV
  18. Telling that Schloss apparently said one of the big pluses for the team has been actually using the S&C program.
  19. Sark started out as a baseball player before moving to QB at BYU. Don't guess he'll have any objections to two-sport guys.
  20. Fuck, oh my, oh my. This team has got some stuff. Apparently, coaching actually matters...
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