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Tex Long

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  1. Woulda repped this times 1,000 if possible.
  2. So aTm - Mia took 59 minutes to see a TD, This one took 59 seconds.
  3. clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack...
  4. Here's a potential new CFP rule: scoreless tie has no overtime, both teams eliminated; next game opponent recieves win by forfeit.
  5. Rent free, both fanbases. Every crowd shot has idiots horns downing. It's good to be King.
  6. +rep for comports.
  7. You've spelt "that bottle" incorrectly.
  8. We have reached the time of the darkest, longest nights of the year. A few days, and things are going to be getting brighter and lasting longer. I'm gruntled.
  9. Wouldn't be surprised to see PK to Boise. Maybe as HC.
  10. Holding your last five opponents to 30 points or so is all well and good, but you still gotta score some points, too. Where are the pick-6es and the safeties? Punt returns for 6 are good, but ST gets the credit, not D.
  11. We'da won with a backup QB, if Mack had bothered to have one...
  12. In his press conference, Sark mentioned that having Boom will allow him to concentrate on the Offense in games instead of having to pay attention to the D when they're on the field. A step in the right direction, but... sounds like he's keeping the OC job for himself, and that just prolongs the issue. I still think he needs to have a real OC who's smart enough and forceful enough to run that side, while allowing Sark as HC to override when he deems it necessary... you know, like going for it on 4th down on your own 30.
  13. I believe PK told Sark if he went off to rehab for a month, again, PK would be gone when Sark got back. Sark said "You're gone now... Boom! Motherfucker!"
  14. Y'all partly right... it's about the head, true enough. But it's not Tua's head, it's the team's head. They're getting Ewers more familiarity with the 1's, and more-so them with him, so when they bring Sark in as the new HC, things will be easier on errybody.
  15. All things considered, ND should go back to refusing to participate in post-season foolery. They need to create an invitational game of heir very own, played someplace that provides an escape from Indiana winters... Hawai'i or the like. Maybe move it year to year, say Qatar, Bangkok, Sao Paulo, Rio.
  16. Pic of onlyfans person looks like AI - or is it only massive amounts of "filtering"?
  17. No, but they need to be able to tell the OC and the HC whether the guys they coach can actually run the plays they want to call.
  18. One of my office-mates in grad school was a guy named Claude Something, a Notre Dame graduate. Claude admitted he knew only two things abut Notre Dame football: (1) Notre Dame always had the best team in the country, which was only denied by anti-catholic enviers; (2) Notre Dame players were the only football players who had to take a pay cut when they went Pro. It seems plausible that some of his family post on Surly Horns.
  19. Sounds like someone with a Participant ribbon. Good for you.
  20. The biggest lie from CFP is "twelve best" teams. The truth is, ten of the 15 or 20 highest voted beauties and two participation ribbon winners. ND was one of the 15 or 20, but not one of the 10. Too bad. So was Texas. We coulda played each other in the Biggest Toilet Bowl, but noooooo. I think ND is afraid of how they'd look with a big L, but I'm not too sure we could beat them... but we'll never know.
  21. I, for one, absolutely would welcome Coach O onto our staff, at any position at all. There is more to a football team than just being a group of solid well-trained mesomorphs: a certain amount of pure crazy is needed for a team to be able to - checks notes - come back from being down four TDs at halftime, or four points with 77 seconds left and no timeouts. Sometimes all the analysis and strategery in the world isn't enough, and only a serious application of mouth-breathing fury will save the day. Coach Slingblade, come on in.
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