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Tex Long

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  1. Oh, right. The others - including aggy - are intentional. As you were, trooper.
  2. If you're going to take actual practice/play out of the equation, I think you're going to have to include the Marshall U plane crash in 1970, which killed over 70 people. Calling a FIG event "egregious" probably isn't too far off the mark.
  3. To be fair, that's pretty much everyone's attitude toward a Tucker FG "attempt". Someone somewhere's got that little mp3 clip of South saying "It's a good one. They win." in probably the most resigned tone ever heard. I didn't hear it until the next day, of course...
  4. Best part is that both Tucker and McCrary knew it was good as soon as it was kicked.
  5. Punter? We aren't planning on needing to punt. What sort of a defeatist would do that?
  6. I thought the football squad size bullshit T&L limitations are by conference, not NCAA? Still... let him pay his own plane fare and hotel bill, problem solved. Oh, and he'll need a ticket to get into the stadium, right?
  7. Fuck that leporiphobic shithead, gimme the Ike prices.
  8. Even better than Urban's NFL record! Sayyyyy... if Prime doesn't hang around too long, Urbs is prolly gonna be available. Just sayin', you know?
  9. Miz Long had a solution to the Lone Sock problem. We had a big ol' basket full of 'em. if you came up with an LS out of your sock drawer, you could usually find a mate in the basket, but if not, just leave it. The girls had a tendency to rock mismatched socks and call it stylish, even digging in the basket for inspiring fashionables.
  10. This College of Perversion, is that under Fine Arts, or Liberal Arts... or another Academic Unit altogether? Are there any special requirements for matriculation? Are batteries included? So many questions...
  11. Locklyn sounds like a guy we might want to be looking at as a successor to Choice, when Choice inevitably leaves for his first OC or HC job.
  12. Well... you could put the bag over your head instead of over hers... no one would know.
  13. ... and to this day you list "Antenna Rotator" on your CV, right?
  14. Opportunity is knocking. There is a vast market, untapped for the most part, of aggy believers who will spend perfectly good money for the stupidest shit imaginable, as long as it is maroon, has brass buttons, shoulder straps, an SEC patch, the number 12, and/or an "A", an "M" and an ampersand. Or all of these. It is helpful if it is able to sound "whoop!". I'm thinking one of the first entries needs to be a wall clock that never runs out of time. Let's go, y'all - what else have we got?
  15. To be fair, this is something that used to happen, in the age of rooftop antennas. Highly directional yagis had to be pointed at the signal source. Wind could blow them around like a weather vane and there was a decent market for rotators so you could point the antenna in different directions and get a good feed from all three stations...
  16. "return"? Does not compute PM Jackie Sherrill c/o Satan
  17. You've spelt "ignition" incorrectly.
  18. Sexist nonsense. "Itself" or possibly "Themselves". But +rep for "insert" without specifying available orifices.
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