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Tex Long

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  1. For those wondering what the next health crisis will be.

    The Pope has already been diagnosed, and is living on borrowed time, likely no more than two to four years, max. That is the real reason he finally opted for Florida over Texas, so Shelley can be closer to kids and grandkids. Shows his tender side winning out over eternal greatness.

    The problem is related directly to the arachnoid cyst that lives in his brain. Turns out it's not a (mostly) benign cyst, it's an actual spider, growing slowly but surely, and eating the gray matter through Urban's central and peripheral nervous systems. 

  2. 35 minutes ago, sdm said:

    Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

    Technically, no, it's not true. Technically he has a "dick" ... of sorts. However, its lengthlessness and girthlessness are such that most women are equipped with a clitoris that is considerably more dickish, and that includes not only Pole Assassin but South Austin's Mom. 

  3. 9 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

    Oh boy. You're tougher than I am for sure. That would be a really, really big deal for me...

    Naah - a little bit of GHB and you won't feel remember a thing.

  4. Just now, Tex Long said:

    Luke was never in. Luke was always out.

    Season     tOsu HC     Record

    2011          Fickell        6-6

    2012          Meyer        12-0

    Luke had Cincy playing over their heads against UGa, should've won, but fell victim to exactly what Urban said about the G5 teams... they can start 1's equal to P5 1's ... but will lose because they can't match the depth and so just run out of gas. Maybe he's learned since 2011, but still, well let him learn some more at some other P5.

    damned cat jumped on keyboard, submit key targeted, no edit showed up for the post...

     

     

  5. 28 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

    Luke’s out

    Luke was never in. Luke was always out.

    Season     tOsu HC     Record

    2011          Fickell        6-6

    2012          Meyer        12-0

    Luke had Cincy playing over their heads against UGa, should've won, but fell victim to exactly what Urban said about the G5 teams... they can start 1's equal to P5 1's ... but will lose because they can't match the depth and so just run out of gas. Maybe he's learned since 2011, but still, well let him 

  6. 11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I think Texas is swinging for the fences on this hire.

    You know we are.

    I haven't seen anything that looks like he's changed, or is changing, his mind at this point. No opting out on this one...

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  7. I'm wondering if this is a joke. The contorted conjunction of  "more standard" with "article-like" and "experience" seems to guarantee tongue is firmly in cheek. God damn, but I sure as hell hope that's what's going on, because I do believe I'm not the only surly asshole who wants nothing to do with anything even remotely connected to "standard" - should we be helping our school find a standard head coach? If I want "article-like" content, I'll look for some "magazine-like" source for it. 

    Fuck me, but I'd rather you keep the format as-is and use ads/no-ads and/or paywall to extract that $9.95 erry month... but maybe I'm the only one who likes it just fine already.

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  8. 1 hour ago, stork642 said:

    High Freeze would be better than both.  If we are going for a broken person but a great head coach it should be Freeze.  

    But is his junk bigger than Mister Future's fist? Or at least harder to handle?

  9. 4 minutes ago, Octavian said:

    You forgot Pantoni, Spumante, Macaroni, and Linguine

    Not available, #MensaTom used them for side dishes with his Thanksgiving Ravioli. A hearty meal always helps when game-planning for the most important, do-or-die game of your life - so far.

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