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Grade of D as in David

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  1. 2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

    I was with a woman, "M" for 5 years before this one, and I've been with this one for 12. 

    Anyway, M had a daughter that was 6 or so at the time.  It's christmas season, and M wants to go to Michael's, because she's going to do some craft shit for her family.  On the way to Michael's, we stop for breakfast.  

    We wander around Michael's for a very long time.  At some point, I ask the kid, "N", "honey, are you hungry?".  She says yes. M says "we just had breakfast".

    I replay "THAT WAS 5 HOURS AGO". 

    And it was. 

    5 fucking hours in Michael's. 

    I hope the M was for Macpherson.

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  2. 1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

    Guess they’re going to televise the GA trial now. This won’t be a circus at all.

    I can't wait to see Trump's lawyer's faces when he faces cross examination. Can they take the 5th on his behalf?

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  3. 17 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    My wife is an absolute menace with a shopping cart in a large box store. Pushing it down the left side of the aisle, stopping abruptly, barreling into cross traffic aisles with impunity.

    I took a day off to spend with her however she wanted, and a solid half hour was spent shamefully apologizing to strangers in Sam’s Club

    You should see her drive.

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  4. 1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

    That's how he made his wealth and got into the halls of power in Russia. Government catering contracts. The PMC stuff started after that. Because obviously your cater is the best person to put in charge of a private military you need for deniability reasons. 

     

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  5. 7 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

    Whoever replaces him cannot really be worse since they can’t achieve anything on their own. He’s the head of the Republican Party essentially and he’s one of the worst people ever to hold office in this country. The day he’s out of office our country is better off.

    We will likely end up with a Joffrey like replacement in terms of both cruelty and ineffectiveness.

  6. Just now, tx 3 putt said:

    I claim money worth at $1.8 billion 

    surly women throw your panties at me 

    You still have to put in some work. Although, now you simply have to walk up and grab them by the pussy.

    They let you do it.

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  7. 15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

    start holding gun manufacturers liable. you don't have to take anything away, but you can bet they'll be quick to help enact legislation that is beneficial to the public if they get pantsed in a few wrongful death suits.

    That's a start, but I would put more onus on the seller. If you sell someone a firearm and it is used in a shooting, crime etc, then you are held liable like a bartender would for over serving a drunk.

    Also treat them like cars, license, registration, and insurance on all firearms.

  8. 8 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

    Yep, the female aide tries to play it off as if ol' Mitch is just a little hard of hearing and can't hear the questions. It's not that his brain is totally short circuiting and he's unable to process where the fuck he's at let alone answer a basic question, no it's the responsibility of the audience to speak louder so Mitch can hear them.

    The follow up question in a loud voice so everyone can hear it should have been:

    "Senator, when asked about running in 2026 you froze up and looked like you didn't know where you were. This is the second time in as many months that this has happened. Why haven't you resigned already?

    Followed by:

    Will you submit to a public cognitive test?"

     

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  9. 2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

    We HAVE to put age limits in government.  Between him and Feinstein, this is god damn ridiculous.

    Seriously drop them off 10 blocks from home. If they make it back alive, with no assistance then they can return to office.

     

    And if they don't...

    If He Dies Ivan Drago GIF

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