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Posts posted by Grade of D as in David
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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
Hell yeah. Would Martha still get it? Yes. Yes she would. And would we then indulge in substances and chuckles after? I sure hope so.
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:And you can bet that the pearls Martha pulls out of Brisket’s ass will be perfectly formed Akoya Tiffany strands.
Her post sex sandwiches would be amazing, but you would have to deal with about 20 pillows on the bed.
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How much does the cemetery add to the value?
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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
Glad to see Larry Ellison is leaning into the Robocop vibe.
In another life I could see him playing a villain in a Die Hard movie.
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You can take the gypsy out of the caravan park, but you can't take the caravan park out of a gypsy
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27 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:
If Iowa puts up like 70 on nebraska in the last game of the season to reach 325, I will know for sure that there is a higher power in this universe
The only way that is even a remote possibility is if they replace the bye week with a game against Cumberland.
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13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
Again, I gotta give Commander Dipshit credit. Literally just received a Summary Judgement indicating he unlawfully misstated financial assets and valuations in order to defraud legitimate banks. So what does he do? Publicly states his $18mm valuation is easily worth 100x that amount as a basis for invalidating the accusation that he mis-represents his assets.
Now, MAGA apologists will come forward and say there's a difference between mis-stating to the IRS, to a bank, and then to the general public via media/marketing channels. Fine, I'll entertain that notion. Before bed tonight, go to your mailbox. In it, you will find 2 or 3 marketing mail pieces from various female realtors with soft lighting and a popped collar indicating they are experts in your area. on the other side will be homes they are currently listing to show you their sales expertise. The home price will be listed as $1,800,000. May sell for a bit more, may sell for a bit less. What they won't do is put in print, "F/S: $1,800,000 which could easily be worth 100x that amount." Because that's called fraud and Linda would lose her license by mass distributing that through the mail. At the very worst, she'd fuck over every banking and title relationship she ever had.
But what does MAGA nation do? They send him more money.
No way maga nation understands this case. Hell 15 years ago they were getting evicted as a result of lying on their mortgage applications.
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I mean he wears lifts in his shoes. He's probably stuffing as well.
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4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:
After the few previous posts I half expected this to be caused by pigeons
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The Clayton Bixby moment when the guy looked over at his wife when it was revealed she was 14% Mexican, was the best part.
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3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
I want to know how I can get paid by the government for not growing wind…
@Brisketexan is never going to qualify for that subsidy
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11 hours ago, ousux said:
Uh oh, USA today just lost thousands of subs.
Assuming there are that many reading aggyUSA Today is mostly pictures and pie charts, so probably the most "read" newspaper by aggy
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7 hours ago, AnTiM said:Better check to see the gun actually works. Look into the barrel and pull the trigger to make sure a slug comes out.
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If that dude steps on a Lego does it hurt or does he just get taller?
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12 minutes ago, ABSR said:
How did he do this before cell phones?
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12 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:
You know this has to chap their ass.
If they end up in 12th place they may just take it.
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34 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
Why not just punt on first down? Back in the day when there was Intellivision football game and I’d be playing my brother, he would do all these elaborate plays and I’d just intercept and punt on first down. He would get pretty pissy about it.
Will you marry me?
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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:
Swift is a badass. 31 other teams missed on him this offseason.
No she's 33 turning 34 in December.
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Fast forward to tomorrow afternoon.
Who's running point?
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3 hours ago, nnm said:
Most of them in the average neighborhood would be drooping and flopping down to the drawn on smile. And most of surly would be here for that.
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1 hour ago, ztejas said:
He doesn't love the sound of the hail on a tin roof on a hot September night?
Tin roof... rusted.
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I'm guessing he couldn't afford it
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3 hours ago, nnm said:
Did the other freshmen dump paint on the upperclassman outside of the convenience store in front of everyone?
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53 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:
I don't gamble at all so this is an honest question.
In the Steelers game what does the +130 mean?
I get the -5 1/2 from the Seattle line but, not the +130, -105, etc.
That's the juice. In this case you want to take Seattle to cover 5.5 points, you need to wager 105 to win 100. Typically the amount of juice 9n spreads is 10 percent.
The Steelers+130 for game is a money line and works similarly, no spread but you bet 100 to win 130 straight up.
If it was Steelers minus 130 you would bet 100 and win 130.
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7 hours ago, tx ind said:This is trivial but just drives me crazy. She walks in the door after running some errands and goes “who wants to put gas in my car?”.
Occupants in the house consist of a 10 year old, 7 year old, a year old dog and her and me.
just fucking ask me, or better yet, fill up your car while you’re out.
Need to respond with, who wants to give me a blow job?
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Ron met three mugging victims this week?