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Grade of D as in David

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  1. 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    Hell yeah.  Would Martha still get it?  Yes.  Yes she would.  And would we then indulge in substances and chuckles after?  I sure hope so.

     

    2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

    And you can bet that the pearls Martha pulls out of Brisket’s ass will be perfectly formed Akoya Tiffany strands. 

    Her post sex sandwiches would be amazing, but you would have to deal with about 20 pillows on the bed.

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  2. 13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

    Again, I gotta give Commander Dipshit credit.  Literally just received a Summary Judgement indicating he unlawfully misstated financial assets and valuations in order to defraud legitimate banks.  So what does he do? Publicly states his $18mm valuation is easily worth 100x that amount as a basis for invalidating the accusation that he mis-represents his assets.  

    Now, MAGA apologists will come forward and say there's a difference between mis-stating to the IRS, to a bank, and then to the general public via media/marketing channels.  Fine, I'll entertain that notion.  Before bed tonight, go to your mailbox.  In it, you will find 2 or 3 marketing mail pieces from various female realtors with soft lighting and a popped collar indicating they are experts in your area.  on the other side will be homes they are currently listing to show you their sales expertise.  The home price will be listed as $1,800,000.  May sell for a bit more, may sell for a bit less.  What they won't do is put in print, "F/S: $1,800,000 which could easily be worth 100x that amount."  Because that's called fraud and Linda would lose her license by mass distributing that through the mail.  At the very worst, she'd fuck over every banking and title relationship she ever had.

    But what does MAGA nation do?  They send him more money.  

    No way maga nation understands this case. Hell 15 years ago they were getting evicted as a result of lying on their mortgage applications. 

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  3. 11 hours ago, ousux said:

    Uh oh, USA today just lost thousands of subs.

    Assuming there are that many reading aggy

    USA Today is mostly pictures and pie charts, so probably the most "read" newspaper by aggy

  4. 34 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

    Why not just punt on first down? Back in the day when there was Intellivision football game and I’d be playing my brother, he would do all these elaborate plays and I’d just intercept and punt on first down. He would get pretty pissy about it.

    Will you marry me?

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  5. 53 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

    I don't gamble at all so this is an honest question.

    In the Steelers game what does the +130 mean?

    I get the -5 1/2 from the Seattle line but, not the +130, -105, etc.

    That's the juice. In this case you want to take Seattle to cover 5.5 points, you need to wager 105 to win 100. Typically the amount of juice 9n spreads is 10 percent.

     

    The Steelers+130 for game is a money line and works similarly, no spread but you bet 100 to win 130 straight up.

    If it was Steelers minus 130 you would bet 100 and win 130.

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