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Grade of D as in David

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  1. 46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

    He doesn't understand the 1st Amendment, he doesn't understand advertising, he doesn't understand the whole "town square" concept, he doesn't seem to understand social media in general, and the list goes on.

    Can we add "doesn't understand the difference between a private company (SpaceX) and a public company (Tesla)" to the list?

    Because that shit can get real dicey, really fast, when you've got a company providing you with houses, etc.  I don't know if it's an FTC/FEC/IRS/PAC-10/A2M/2G2C/DVDA situation and who has jurisdiction.

    He doesn't even understand colors, he doesn't know red from hell.

     

     

  2. 35 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

    Don't be such a misogynist.  Not all women are crazy.  It's Lauren Boebert.  She'd shoot the rabbit in the head with a Desert Eagle 50AE and feed it to you.  

    Also, I like in her interview, she says, "I learned to check party affiliations before go out on a date."  They were smoking weed together, she was giving him a handjob, and sticking his hands all over her tits, and still found a way to blame all that behavior on the Democrats.  She's actually more creative than we give her credit for sometimes.  Also, how do people think large theaters monitor for suspicious behavior?  When was the last time you saw ushers rolling up and down the aisle with mag-lites?  Many years, right?  They watch with cameras now and what I wouldn't give to hear the commentary of the security dudes in that control room.  

    "Dude, we gotta call this in."

    Wait, hang on.  Her tits are about to fall outta that dress. 

    "We have to get house security down there.  Wait hang on, is he doing what I think he's doing with her dress?"

    We've got.........bush

    I like to think it was a more Vacation like exchange.

     

    I think he's going to pork her.

    He's not going to pork her Russ.

    Ok he might pork her, let's get someone down there.

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  3. 14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    Lol she’s so slutty that she’s initiating hand stuff in the first hour of their first date.  Damn near forcing herself onto him really. 

    You can take the escort out to the theater, but you can't take the escort out of the girl.  Hell she's a 30something grandma for a reason.

  4. 1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

    I think I should quote famous people when arguing with my wife.  Surely she will see my point then, admit she is wrong and agree with me.  *Insert Idi Amin laughing gif.

    You have to make up quotes from people she normally would believe. For instance if she believes in the healing powers of crystals then quote Gwyneth Paltrow, if she's a basic white lady quote Taylor Swift or Beyonce. 

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  5. 41 minutes ago, tchookem said:

    I'm trying to not make this into something more than a white trash ditch pig doing ditch pig things. But I do wonder what her reaction to the Obamas doing something like this would be.

    PS - I will forever be grateful to @Bama Chick for putting ditch pig in my lexicon.

    If President Obama were seen wearing a tan suit AND grabbing Michelle's tits at a theater performance they would either push to end all performances because they promote "grooming" or push for resegregation so their children won't be subjected the uncontrollable carnal desires of "those people".

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