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Posts posted by Grade of D as in David
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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:
You can get several crushes to fall in love with you for $10k
What if your crush is Mackenzie bezos?
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How did they turn cave paintings into a book?
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It's about that time of year. How are the gourds looking?
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We can only have one member of Congress dressing like an asshole at a time. Fetterman and Jordan need to square off in a death match to determine who gets to continue dressing down in the Capitol.
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Good news for pats fans, 2 season tickets just opened up
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35 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
Don't be such a misogynist. Not all women are crazy. It's Lauren Boebert. She'd shoot the rabbit in the head with a Desert Eagle 50AE and feed it to you.
Also, I like in her interview, she says, "I learned to check party affiliations before go out on a date." They were smoking weed together, she was giving him a handjob, and sticking his hands all over her tits, and still found a way to blame all that behavior on the Democrats. She's actually more creative than we give her credit for sometimes. Also, how do people think large theaters monitor for suspicious behavior? When was the last time you saw ushers rolling up and down the aisle with mag-lites? Many years, right? They watch with cameras now and what I wouldn't give to hear the commentary of the security dudes in that control room.
"Dude, we gotta call this in."
Wait, hang on. Her tits are about to fall outta that dress.
"We have to get house security down there. Wait hang on, is he doing what I think he's doing with her dress?"
We've got.........bush
I like to think it was a more Vacation like exchange.
I think he's going to pork her.
He's not going to pork her Russ.
Ok he might pork her, let's get someone down there.
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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Lol she’s so slutty that she’s initiating hand stuff in the first hour of their first date. Damn near forcing herself onto him really.
You can take the escort out to the theater, but you can't take the escort out of the girl. Hell she's a 30something grandma for a reason.
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8 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:
https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl-filing-grievance-against-nflpa-claiming-it-advised-players-to-feign-injury-for-contract-leverage-211742866.html
And the new regime of the NFLPA steps in it again…. Video is kinda smoking gunOh the Kawhi trade strategy.
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1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:
I think I should quote famous people when arguing with my wife. Surely she will see my point then, admit she is wrong and agree with me. *Insert Idi Amin laughing gif.
You have to make up quotes from people she normally would believe. For instance if she believes in the healing powers of crystals then quote Gwyneth Paltrow, if she's a basic white lady quote Taylor Swift or Beyonce.
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That black lab giving her side eye cracks me up
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7 minutes ago, Smax said:
Curious, whats decent music in your opinion?
Based on the poster I'm guessing, white snake, warrant, and def leppard
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41 minutes ago, tchookem said:
I'm trying to not make this into something more than a white trash ditch pig doing ditch pig things. But I do wonder what her reaction to the Obamas doing something like this would be.
PS - I will forever be grateful to @Bama Chick for putting ditch pig in my lexicon.If President Obama were seen wearing a tan suit AND grabbing Michelle's tits at a theater performance they would either push to end all performances because they promote "grooming" or push for resegregation so their children won't be subjected the uncontrollable carnal desires of "those people".
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19 minutes ago, Macanudo said:
Tickets are $50 and I have some free time on my hands. But even I'm not bored enough to subject myself to this.
You might get a handjob out of it
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This is the best weather day in the last six months easy
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Oh God explosive plays, Kirby, that didn't work out for Mack
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19 hours ago, speed817 said:
Man you know she's been fucking in her office at Congress
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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:
snl is back!
WW2?
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6 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:
Wow, that story about the Man in the Red Bandana is getting me dusty eyed. I had never heard that before.
Yeah bad ass tribute uniforms
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Just started in 78758
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Just now, South Austin said:
Might as well get drunk today.
Yep, just ate a gummy too
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2 hours ago, F250 said:This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.
She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.
Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.
Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.
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Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?
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He doesn't even understand colors, he doesn't know red from hell.