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Trying to blackmail Ole Miss into letting him coach the playoffs via threatening to poach as many players and staff immediately was a pretty shitty move. There's been no pushback from Lane regarding those threats, including telling the other coaches to get with him on the plane to BR this afternoon or they won't have a job. This of course also requires that you give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't make his decision until today (I call bullshit here) as well as his desire to coach Ole Miss in the playoffs is due to his loyalty to the players and not for his own ego (I call bullshit here as well if that's going to be his claim).
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Captain Obvious replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Hold on, so you're telling me you'll have people spying on me all the time and keeping tabs on everything I do, but failure results in paying me millions to do nothing instead of defenestration/a firing squad? Where do I sign? -
Middle ground. They drop them from 7 to 9-10 and give ND/OU/Bama a home game in the 1st round. FSU was already arguably the last team in, so the committee had fewer options.
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We keep hearing how complete morons like Miles and Orgeron won national titles at LSU so it'll be easy to keep pulling top recruits and win for someone like Kiffin. Of course, none of these arguments ever acknowledge all of this was done pre-NIL.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Captain Obvious replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Nono, if Ole Miss lets him stay through the playoffs, he won't actively try to pull players and other coaching staff with him to LSU. Sure, they might choose to follow him out of loyalty and adoration, but that's completely different from coaching. /sarcasm -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Captain Obvious replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Sweatergod if this dumpster fire version of Florida becomes to Sark what Maryland was to Herman... -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Captain Obvious replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Can't wait till the rage filled arguments 5 years from now when a 4-loss Texas/Bama/tOSU gets left out because of a marquee non-conference loss. "The SEC and Big-10 need to break away and form their own league if the NCAA doesn't expand to 24 teams or get their shit together! Biggest travesty in the history of the world!!!" -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Captain Obvious replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Dumb question amnesty, what exactly is expected when the committee says you "won't be punished" for scheduling a tough OOC game that results in a loss? It seems like people are asking to completely disregard the loss and treat it as if Texas only has two losses, and then compare them against other 2-loss teams, in some cases where they have H2H result. Asking to go that route seems like an unrealistic expectation. -
Would have been icing on the cake if one of the Baltimore players got injured in the last minute of game time. Just kneel if you're going to run straight up the middle while down 18.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Captain Obvious replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
House just needs a simply majority, right? Are the House Republicans stupid enough insist on the RIF and refuse to even hold a vote on healthcare when there's a 0% chance of it passing? -
Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Captain Obvious replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
The truly sad thing is that there's decent odds some of the Dems actually had that plan. Shutdown just long enough to see if they can win some off-year elections, then immediately fold and assume the swing voters will continue blaming the Republicans. -
LSU just needs to cut out the middle man and name Governor Boucher head coach with a White House staff member TBD as special assistant to the head coach.
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Judge tells Trump his administration needs to fully payout November SNAP. Trump appeals to 1st Circuit Court. 1st Curcuit Court declines to intervene, or do anything at all, today. Trump appeals to Supreme Court. Jackson puts a 48-hour stay on initial ruling, pending a decision from the 1st Circuit Court. Now we wait for the inevitable outcome of the 1st Circuit Court shrugging its shoulders for the next 48 hours and we're back here again by the end of the weekend.
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Probably more like University of Florida fans right now. Could your school screw up the coaching hire again? Absolutely. But if the alternative was keeping Sunbelt Billy around for another 1.5 seasons, you're thrilled.
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