Jump to content

Your Mom

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    3177
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Your Mom

  1. 22 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

    There is no better seat in the air then 1A or 1B on a 747, right at the nose. You are basically looking out front of the plane and views at takeoff and landing our incredible. 

    The left seat a little further forward is better. You know why the 747 has that hump?  

     

     

     

    So the Captain has room to sit on his wallet.  Buh dum bumm..

     

  2. Yeah there’s some gold in that MaybeACoordinator post quoted a few posts up but I’m too lazy to go through it all.  Best part was him saying he “nailed the season back in August” followed by how superior Georgia is to us and we may be on a path to mediocracy. 

    Fuck off with that pussy shit. 

    • Like 1
  3. And they are multiplying. Ever notice how stupid people tend to be the ones having more kids?

    Republicans are going nowhere. This crop may be done soon but there will be another crop after them and the R base will be happy to tell us how  this new young group are trustworthy loyal Americans now that they’ve trained the swamp. 

    • Like 1
  4. I don't think the "He lost at Tech" argument holds much water.  It's Tech.  They will never recruit well.  Ever.  They will never compete for anything longer than a fluke year or two.  The NFL recognizes that and couldn't care less if he won in that shithole.  Who could?  Bill Belichick wouldn't win much at Tech. 

    They know he coached a few 3-star and 2 -star QBs into the NFL.  He make or may not succeed in the league but I don't think it's all that far-fetched.  He'd have probably made a fine coordinator... but I'm all for taking chances and getting the NFL to stop recycling old has-beens.

    • Like 1
  5. 1 hour ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

    Rapey? Y’all fucking fap to porn and I’m rapey for being turned on by her. Tongue was firmly planted in my cheek with the rest of it.

    She does strike me as the kind of girl who’d do that. 

  6. Anyone digging deep to find decent pics of her with makeup, good lighting, angles that hide her fatness, and are probably from 5 year ago, needs a remedial class on dating app photo interpretation. You guys are going to get burned. I don’t care what old pics you find like that, she’s hideous. 

  7. I don’t get the apathy. Two powerhouse teams. Both deserve to be there. A case could be made for either to win tonight. I couldn’t care less about how many fans they have or what stadium it’ll be in or whether it’s a traditional rivalry. I get that all that stuff adds to the environment and makes it more fun  but watching two great teams play football is still fun. I love watching great freshmen QBs too.  That alone makes it worth watching  

    And baskeball sucks. 

    • Like 1
  8.  I won a Knights of Columbus free-throw shooting contest in elementary school.  I always wondered what the hell they were. Back then I thought they had something to do with knights and  medieval shit and I wondered why they drove all the way to Austin from Columbus TX to have that contest.   I didn’t learn they were some kind a church organization until about today. 

     What’s the difference between K of C, Elks, Masons and all those other weirdos?

    • Like 1
  9. 1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

    Nope.

    She may be hot as fuck, but she's not the only hot as fuck woman in the world.

    I can lower my standards on appearance easily (time will do that for me). Lowering my standards on crazy seems like a no win scenario.

    Pussy.

    Crazy chicks are the absolutel best as long as you observe their one week shelf life. This one’s fat and ugly though. 

  10.  You guys get too emotional about this shit. I hope he stays, it would be nice to have him here one more year. But if he goes, he goes.  It ain’t going to make or break our offense. Thanks for your time, go make the Longhorn nation proud in the league.  Ok cool.  Hook em. 🤘  

  11. That’s  a far cry from the kid who was reporting on genocide live from Rwanda on that news show for high school kids that we all watched at school in the 90’s. 

    Edit: Channel One.  That’s what it was called. 10 minutes every morning in first period. 

×
×
  • Create New...