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Your Mom

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  1. Maybe that’s what happened to the guy out in the park.
  2. The only footage I saw was from kind of far away, but it looked like he burned for a while. The first comment I saw… “Break out the marshmallows!” Lol
  3. Over-priced for sure, but not bad tasting. At least TD has some ingredients you might find in Mexico. And Circle C milfs are my jam.
  4. Biden could say that his uncle was the Star Fleet Commander in the Space Force during World War II and wrote the song, She Drives Me Crazy while getting a blowjob from Emily Blunt when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and it would still be better than calling the fallen veterans suckers and losers.
  5. I watched. He never said his uncle got eaten by cannibals.
  6. Quoting what someone ALMOST said… that’s an interesting take.
  7. Torchys is garbage. Their queso is good but so is the queso at plenty of other places. Everything else on the menu is just cheap dogshit ingredients on cardboard tortillas I’ve only had Velvet Taco a couple times and it isn’t great. It’ll do in a pinch, like when every other restaurant in Hobby Airport is under renovation or between ownership. I guess their gimmick is to put non-taco foods into taco form. Meh. The Indian food one is ok. The brisket one isn’t.
  8. The water can get a little muddy on that since Fed Ex carrys the majority of the US Mail in the air, soon to be UPS though as they were awarded the most recent contract.
  9. Maybe for some jobs but not his. Don’t do this. It’s not the employer, it’s the FAA. Xanax is an automatic disqualifier for your FAA medical certificate. We can’t even take prescribed ADD meds. You’d either have to lie to your next medical application, which opens up another can of worms with that script out there, or go through a lengthy process of proving to the FAA that it was just that one time because you get anxious in metal tubes, which isn’t going to go over well or be quickly resolved. i’ve got nothing to help you through that MRI though, maybe some melatonin? I get a little claustrophobic sometimes and I cannot sleep in a sleeping bag zipped up no matter how cold it is, but for some reason the MRI machine hasn’t bothered me.
  10. That’s a lot of brown.
  11. There’s at least one, possibly two, surly posters, dealing with this in the pool thread.
  12. Half your buddies are going to pull a hammy in the 40. I’d give up on the bench and maximize your efforts into the other two. A long term stretching routine is key here. You should also be laying the groundwork on some sort of sabotage plan. If your friends are like mine, cheating is not only encouraged but expected. Laxatives in their food would be a good start. Nobody’s gonna put forth a full effort on the bench when they’re on the verge of shitting their pants.
  13. Go to an ortho. And switch to dumbbells.
  14. By the 1990’s he’d given up on both politics and finding a suitable wife and enjoyed a lucrative career at ESPN as a self-proclaimed expert on football scouting and NFL mock drafts.
  15. Not that I’m hoping they get away with this, but only a complete idiot would answer any of those types of questions from a cop.
  16. Athletes driving Broncos tend to have favorable results in criminal matters.
  17. Those rear side windows are a nice throwback to the old 4runners from the 80s.
  18. Semantics. 23 year olds are generally immature and make stupid decisions, just like kids. How’s that? The point is we see these stories every year and always will. I’ll be shocked the year a high draft pick doesn’t do something stupid that could jeopardize their future.
  19. I’m shocked anybody is shocked. College kids generally make stupid decisions. And I doubt he drops a single spot or loses a dollar over this. NFL owners taking a hard line on DWI/DUI? Sure, Jan.
  20. Some animals will think it’s dusk. Crickets start chirping, dogs relax, birds chirp different songs, Bonnie Tyler starts singing…
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