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Your Mom

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  1. Step 1. Win all the games
  2. I ordered a jersey from some random seller on Facebook marketplace yesterday. It looks like it’s probably a black market fake Nike jersey with all the right numbers names and logos stitched on. I have a UPS tracking number and it’ll be here on the 24th. I won’t be surprised if I’m let down by it, but it can’t be any worse than the garbage they’re trying to sell at the co-op and the team store with black stripes on the sleeves or weird fonts, etc..
  3. You’d think his lazy ass could’ve miracled that truck off the track.
  4. In this Freudian scenario of yours does Quinn still have the mullet or not?
  5. That janky, old dry rotted wooden post is a complete pussy. Steel T-post should start.
  6. Disney really fucked up with this movie about a princess, meant for six-year old girls, that seems to have missed the mark with the middle-aged male football fan demographic.
  7. Rookie move. Waterloo is where they go with the kids for the playscape. District is where they go when the kids are with their dad.
  8. That’s a pretty cool lInk. Here’s a screenshot of it in case people don’t click on it. 2 confirmed by TPW in Williamson County and another in Blanco County. And a couple as far east as the border with Louisiana.
  9. This was in Uvalde a few days ago.
  10. There have been several mountain lion sightings near Circle C in south Austin going back several years. Mostly I just see the cougars at the District Kitchen bar and occasionally at HEB with an upside down pineapple in their basket. But lots of folks have reported seeing them on the trails around the neighborhood.
  11. I think Andrew Luck was just named Football General Manager at Stanford. It’s a thing. I think this is gonna go about as well for Bill as it did for Saban with the Dolphins.
  12. Maybe you can find a 3rd thread to post the same goddamn thing in within 5 minutes. Maybe the Sark thread for the trifecta.
  13. 2.43/gal. Not bad.
  14. Backups get highlight reels. Starters get lowlight reels.
  15. https://www.outsideonline.com/health/training-performance/movement-key-to-living-longer/ Pretty good short article about the factors that affect longevity. They did a long-term study of people between 50 and 80, tracked all of their habits and noted who died at what age. Their conclusion is that the overwhelming best predictor of your longevity is how much you move each day and how vigorously you move. Movement is a bigger factor than age, smoking status, diabetes, cancer diagnoses, heart conditions, cholesterol levels, blood pressure, etc…. The guy who moves a lot but smokes typically outlives the sedentary non-smoker. The diabetic who moves a lot typically outlives the sedentary non-diabetic… so on and so forth as compared to all those other factors.
  16. What does it say about society that AI can generate a perfect set of cans but can only pair them with a disfigured face and a set of horse teeth?
  17. I believe either team calling a time out removes that requirement.
  18. The second-best Arch play of the night was when Sark used him to steal a timeout from Elko. Just before the Blue touchdown he sent in Arch. Elko burns the timeout to discuss it or get the right personnel on the field, then Sark immediately puts Quinn back in instead. Just toying with them.
  19. September: November:
  20. Slow news day on the Twitter. That was from nearly 15 years ago. Embarrassing nonetheless.
  21. I’m here in the Bay Area in a hotel. Didn’t really feel anything, but the bartender said the light fixtures were swaying a little bit downstairs. I went for a run near the bay and all looked normal. Tsunami warning was canceled by the time I got back.
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