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Your Mom

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  1. I’ve never met my boss. I hear he’s a great guy and would help me out if ever needed. I’m happy to have never received so much as a personal email or phone call from him. If we passed each other he wouldn’t recognize me. If someone told him my name, he would not have any clue who I was. As long as I don’t fuck up he will never know who I am. And my job is so much better than his. Fuck being a boss.
  2. Not to mention that big 20+ inch wheels look completely ridiculous. Nothing you could put on a truck looks dumber.
  3. I am the opposite. I went to the 05 game and did not go to the 09 game. Give me your tickets and I’ll cancel out your bad luck. Don’t be selfish with this.
  4. Mine is a slim fit but I find it fits more like a regular fit. That’s not a problem I have with most slim fit shirts. I seem to be the outlier on the poncho shirt though, everybody else loves everything about it. I do think it’s a great shirt, just looks a little baggy on me compared to other slim fit shirts of the same size.
  5. My only complaint about the Poncho shirt was the fit. It’s shaped liked a garbage bag. I would have preferred a slightly tapered fit. But great fabric and a nice design otherwise.
  6. I bought one of those a couple seasons ago but we lost 5 in a row when I wore it so now I can’t wear it ever again.
  7. There’s great food market downtown too. Milwaukee Public Market. Some great options in there.
  8. Your Mom

    Surly wallet check

    Yeah, anything I don’t use almost every day gets kept in a traditional wallet in my truck. I never carry that one, just grab what i need from it when i need it. That includes the backup CC, all membership cards, all insurance cards, etc… I just kept paring it down until I ended up with 3 items. Now that I think about it, I could get through most days with just 2 cards. This is the one I have. It’s doesn’t even really have a pocket, it just sits slightly off the back of your phone so there’s a small gap between case and phone for the cards. I like it. https://scoochcase.com/products/wingmate-for-iphone-13-mini
  9. Maybe he’s gonna Mark Stoops himself before they have a chance to.
  10. You just can’t help being a fucking asshole can you? You’ve seen him in 2 and a half games his in freshman year and that’s enough for you to make that assessment. I’d wager that Maalik is better at football than you are at anything in your life. The idea that he wouldn’t start at a shitload of D1 schools is silly. There’s like 130 FBS teams out there. He’s going to start at one of them.
  11. Not my favorite airline, but Frontier gets a little credit for having a Bevo jet. Was parked next to this today.
  12. I wish 47 would make the white one in Franchise instead of only Clean Up. Franchise is the fitted version and they only offer burnt orange, black, gray, or khaki.
  13. Your Mom

    Surly wallet check

    Slim cellphone case holds 3 cards. DL, debit card, credit card. That’s all I carry. Cash in a money clip sometimes, sometimes not. I keep a second wallet in my truck with all the cards that I don’t really need on a daily basis. Medical insurance,, random membership, other credit cards, etc.. It never leaves the truck.
  14. Pity: verb. To feel sympathetic sorrow for one suffering, distressed, or unhappy Nope. Can’t say I feel any of that. I delight in every misfortune they have. I celebrate the entire catalog of their struggles and failures. Still hate OU more though.
  15. All else the same, I’d rather have a 3 year old carbon bike than a new aluminum.
  16. It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Besides, there are plenty of other wives out there. And Italy ain’t going anywhere.
  17. Major earned his rep by being skinny and goofy looking and then playing better than expected. If he was 6’5” he’d have just been another qb whose name is easily forgotten a few years later.
  18. He shot multiple times at the mountain biker. It occurred on a trail. He fired multiple rounds and only one of them hit. Flesh wound. Rider was able to haul ass and get away while he was still firing.
  19. Zach Bryan sold tickets this way on his latest tour. We bought them from the resale marketplace and it worked as advertised. It was so nice not to deal with that ticket broker bullshit.
  20. They did. And in fact, it was a rider in the Crank n Drank shop ride. The person shot is ok and it was non-life threatening.
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