Everything posted by Your Mom
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
I’m a window shade open guy because I like the view. There’s interesting stuff out there. But I also purposely sit on whichever side of the airplane is not gonna have the sun. I sleep on planes all the time. Some blue sky and clouds outside the window doesn’t really make much difference unless the sun is shining straight in. If the sun is shining in anybody’s face, the shade needs to be closed. If it’s summertime and the airplane is hot the shade needs to be closed.
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
On board with most of that except #3. I’m not touching your trash you don’t need to be touching my fresh drink. If we’re on a wide body and I were in the middle then maybe. But if we’re talking about a section of three seats the flight attendant reaching in and the window seat reaching out is plenty. Nobody needs to be touching each other stuff right there.
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Austin Airport Parking
I see walking to and from the blue garage as an advantage over any shuttle ride to any lot. You do pay for it though.
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I have graduated after 20 years
おめでとうございます。さあ、ズボンについた精液を拭き取りなさい。
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Citrus Bowl 2025 Game Week Thread
For individual players who are transferring or going to the NFL next year, opting out is completely understandable. But if you’re coming back to be on this team next year, opting out is a really good way to tell the rest of your teammates that you’re just more important than they are. Whether you actually are more important or not is irrelevant, that’s just a shit message to your teammates. It’s shit culture. I wish we made the playoffs. We controlled our own destiny and then let it go. It sucks. Move on. Beat Michigan.
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Truck Nuts
I drive Mopac to dry the truck after a wash. That makes it look prettier than any truck really needs to be.
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Tell Me About Notre Dame
Both of those things are perfectly legitimate ways to beat your opponent. You don’t get credit just because your opponent found an advantage. And promising to be this new and improved deluxe model of your team doesn’t mean shit. It doesn’t erase past results. Ask Texas.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I quit reading the rest of your babbling, whiny bullshit after this. You really want the committee to be taking into account what would be the best TV ratings? WTF??
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
They probably are, but you can’t have a sport where some divisions in that sport have zero chance of making it to the championship before the first game is played. Every team in America should control their own destiny before the first game. Cinderella teams can become part of that 68 in basketball pretty easily but James Madison is never going to be in the top 12 in football. They could go undefeated every year for a decade and not be in the top 12.
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Well, just got hit and run
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If the committee needs to see a better showing against Georgia than 28–7, it doesn’t really speak so well for us.- What’s Your Preferred Playoff Format?
My preferred way is whatever way gets Texas in, with the details subject to change each season depending on how that individual season went for us.- Tow their fucking ass
There's a Lou Malnati's on your corner right there or a Giordano's a block and a half up from there if that's more your style. Go have a beer and a pie and relax. Those hotels offer those spots and the shuttle service for a fee through various parking spot apps. The hotels are getting paid by those people through the app whether they got a room or not.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Same traffic, less wordiness. Nobody wants to read novels on here.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We need a character count limit for posts in the football board. Both per post and per page.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Every one of our kids has fought some battles, big or small, that we didn’t realize they were fighting at the time. I feel awful for that girl’s family, but the things they’re saying are suspicious don’t all seem suspicious to me. People leaving the party after a potential suicide seems pretty normal. As does the person who lives there wanting to move out right away. Who would want to continue to live in that apartment after that happened?- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
You don’t think there were a lot of posters calling the aggies trash and now bragging about beating #3?- Austin Airport Parking
It’s all over the place depending on demand. From SW Austin it’s usually anywhere from $35 to $55.- Austin Airport Parking
Blue garage, level 2 (even if it says it’s full). $26 per day but no shuttle involved and no stairs or elevators. I weigh the cost of that and an uber and do whichever is cheaper.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
So are we still claiming, as we have all year, that the aggies should never have been ranked so high since they had played nobody or are we hanging our hat on a big win over #3? Kind of hard to have both opinions at the same time. Or did they only suck right up until we played them?- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
You're a fucking idiot. People eat themselves into diabetes and heart disease everyday. Many types of cancer are directly from your life choices.- 2025 Egg Bowl - Ole Miss vs. MSU
Yeah, our crack secondary has a way of making guys look good.- 2025 Egg Bowl - Ole Miss vs. MSU
Kamario Taylor is legit. He was a 4-star, and top 10 quarterback nationally, depending on which recruiting weirdos you believe. He should’ve been starting most of the season. Blake Shapen is awful and has been all year and last year.- Classic Car thread
That’s ok, I’m not out here to race grandma for pink slips. - Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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