Everything posted by Your Mom
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What’s Your Preferred Playoff Format?
My preferred way is whatever way gets Texas in, with the details subject to change each season depending on how that individual season went for us.
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Tow their fucking ass
There's a Lou Malnati's on your corner right there or a Giordano's a block and a half up from there if that's more your style. Go have a beer and a pie and relax. Those hotels offer those spots and the shuttle service for a fee through various parking spot apps. The hotels are getting paid by those people through the app whether they got a room or not.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Same traffic, less wordiness. Nobody wants to read novels on here.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We need a character count limit for posts in the football board. Both per post and per page.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Every one of our kids has fought some battles, big or small, that we didn’t realize they were fighting at the time. I feel awful for that girl’s family, but the things they’re saying are suspicious don’t all seem suspicious to me. People leaving the party after a potential suicide seems pretty normal. As does the person who lives there wanting to move out right away. Who would want to continue to live in that apartment after that happened?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
You don’t think there were a lot of posters calling the aggies trash and now bragging about beating #3?
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Austin Airport Parking
It’s all over the place depending on demand. From SW Austin it’s usually anywhere from $35 to $55.
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Austin Airport Parking
Blue garage, level 2 (even if it says it’s full). $26 per day but no shuttle involved and no stairs or elevators. I weigh the cost of that and an uber and do whichever is cheaper.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
So are we still claiming, as we have all year, that the aggies should never have been ranked so high since they had played nobody or are we hanging our hat on a big win over #3? Kind of hard to have both opinions at the same time. Or did they only suck right up until we played them?
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
You're a fucking idiot. People eat themselves into diabetes and heart disease everyday. Many types of cancer are directly from your life choices.
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2025 Egg Bowl - Ole Miss vs. MSU
Yeah, our crack secondary has a way of making guys look good.
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2025 Egg Bowl - Ole Miss vs. MSU
Kamario Taylor is legit. He was a 4-star, and top 10 quarterback nationally, depending on which recruiting weirdos you believe. He should’ve been starting most of the season. Blake Shapen is awful and has been all year and last year.
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Classic Car thread
That’s ok, I’m not out here to race grandma for pink slips.
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Classic Car thread
I had a ‘78 Z. That thing was so much faster than an 18 year old me should have been trusted with. Hit 130+ a couple times because I was an idiot back then. You could spin the tires a second time with the shift from 1st to 2nd. I’ve been digging the new ones that have brought that classic shape back around. They don’t get the best reviews but I’d own one just for the nostalgia.
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what is Dripping Springs like these days?
If you’ve ever encountered an old guy out there who corrects you when you call it Drip or Drippin’ and politely informs you that the town has a perfectly beautiful name and that there’s no need to shorten it to something that sounds like your goddamn venereal disease, tell him I said Hi. That’s my old man. He bought land there in the 1970’s and it was our weekend getaway until he moved there full time 25 year ago. He loved it for a long time but it’s not the same little place it was before. “Bro-dozers, red hats, and fake shit-kickers” (not sure… I never ask). He had enough and just recently moved away and put the place on the market.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It's not their job to fare better against our schedule. It's ours, and we failed to do so. Nor can we pretend we'd have magically fared better against their schedules. Maybe. Maybe not. Who cares. Beat Florida.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
The deadline was extended and UT is fighting to keep its status with the compact secret. https://www.dailysignal.com/2025/11/19/exclusive-trump-extends-deadline-for-universities-to-sign-higher-education-compact/ https://www.insidehighered.com/news/government/politics-elections/2025/11/21/public-universities-dont-want-discuss-compact
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Project Hail Mary
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
No. I’d rather miss the playoffs than be that kind of whiny high maintenance bitchass team that handles adversity the way a middle school girl handles drama. If we miss the playoffs we should blame ourselves and next time don’t lose to bad teams like Florida.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Jesus. Don’t be a pussy. If we don’t get in the playoffs it’s not because we lost Ohio State by 7. It’s because we lost to Florida and got fucking embarrassed by Georgia. If you’d rather be playing teams like Samford, there’s a team down the road you might like to align with. The solution isn’t to dumb down the schedule, it’s to get better. We played Michigan last year and Alabama out of conference the year before and it worked out just fine for us in a more selective playoff. Ohio State opened their season against the number one team in the nation and it has worked out just fine for them. The fact that we had a down year this season isn’t an indictment on the whole philosophy of playing hard teams.- Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
- Half-naked woman was allegedly tortured and chained in Austin backyard for months by five ‘friends’ who didn’t ‘like her anymore’
South Austin does not claim Southeast Austin.- Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
I'm not up to speed on the code words they used so maybe can you tell us which part of that email says Jeffries was fucking kids or sucking Bill Clinton's dick?- Abbott being Abbott
What will Newsom do with the California redistricting effort if the Texas maps stay the same? Has he said? If he pushes on and re-draws them in a way that doesn't upset the courts that would be a pretty large swing. - Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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