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Your Mom

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  1. Whatever the wait is when you’re leaving your house is likely not going to be accurate when you arrive at the airport anyway. The wait could be nonexistent and then within 15 minutes thousands of people show up for their flights and the wait is suddenly an hour long.
  2. Dogs shit in the planes daily. I once operated a flight with a mystery turd. It’s was just there in the aisle after everyone deplaned. No dogs or cats were on that flight.
  3. Which trails at Fruita? 18 Road stuff? Me and WD40 were there a few years ago. We did Joes Ridge a bunch and Zippety Doo Da. I love those trails. It would be great doing those at night with a big starry sky.
  4. You’re not getting it. I didn’t say you shouldn’t wear pearl snaps or boots. I’m saying the reason you wear them is the same reason the fucking techies wear them. And the real cowboys were once looking at you as a young whatever-the-fuck-you-do the same way that you look at the techies now.
  5. Who said you shouldn’t? But you’re generally doing for the fashion statement. No different than them. Accept my apology if you’re posting from atop your horse on the back 40.
  6. Bunch of lawyers up in here mad at hipsters for the same cowboy cosplay they’ve been doing for years.
  7. If Dazed and Confused was filmed today, looking back the same number of years as the original did, it would be about the graduating class of 2007.
  8. Hopefully not hanging out in someone else's track meet tent.
  9. Sounds to me like it never arrived.
  10. All donuts suck. Especially Round Rock donuts. Most overhyped garbage ever.
  11. It's just Shipley you fucking savages. There's no apostrophe S.
  12. Victims just living with it and carrying the shame for years or decades is not new, not uncommon or unusual, and not any less legitimate than a victim who comes forward right away. It shouldn't surprise you that rape victims aren't always real excited for the whole world to know about their trauma. There are many reasons why they might keep it secret and they don't owe you an explanation for that.
  13. I stand by my comments. She’s awful. Somebody should snatch that hat off her head.
  14. Reba McEntire is worse than a bad Reba McEntire impersonator.
  15. An ER nurse I used to date called it the Rally Tally. The wagering on the over/under of Rally fatalities was more popular than March Madness brackets and Super Bowl squares.
  16. They're fabulouth. You should wear them with chaps. Just chaps.
  17. It should all start to look like bullshit about the time you stop believing in Santa Claus.
  18. I really enjoyed Sentinel Dome up above Yosemite Valley. There is a trail by the same name. The view from the top of Sentinel Dome is incredible. Excellent views of Half Dome on your right and looking down into the valley and El Cap on your left. As someone said in a review of that trail, the only problem with the Half Dome hike is that you can’t see Half Dome when you’re on Half Dome. We paired up Sentinel Dome Trail with Pohono Trail, to include a short extra section with Taft Point, for a 5 or 6 mile loop. About a 45-60 minute drive from the Valley to the trailhead. Alternatively, you could hike up from the valley via 4 Mile Trail. But that trail is no shit, no joke. Not quite as tame as the name implies. (1st pic is mine, the others are not)
  19. Monterrey House was the origin of my love Mexican food as a child. All these years later, I still look for that chalky leche quemada candy in the wax paper at Mexican joints. Rarely find it though. But I was an interloper from the other side of Burnet. Wooten Warrior for life!
  20. If I remember correctly your gf works in the same industry as me. Too late for last night but Sheraton Gateway LAX has a crew rate of $139 a night taxes and fees included. Crew-tel is the app most crews use for last minute hotels. I've never used it, I just use the corporate code in the Marriot or Hilton apps, but lots of other crews use Crew-tel.
  21. I recently read the corded versions are generally superior to cordless. More power. And there have been a few house fires attributed to battery powered cleaners catching fire while charging. Can you leave it plugged in and in the pool for a couple days at a time. Like if I’m out off town for 3 days can I put it in before I leave and get 2 separate cleanings out of it?
  22. Peter Gabriel would’ve handled that shit.
  23. I'd be happy if they quit allowing them on airplanes.
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