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Your Mom

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  1. Shut the fuck up Shannon.
  2. Or who interrupt your long ride to go one fucking floor.
  3. Would pay good money to see mongoose vs primal predator Ethan McNeely.
  4. That makes it look like Jesus stabbed him with the leftover nail.
  5. Who the fuck prays via twitter?
  6. Have they found anyone to pardon for this yet?
  7. Caldwell seems fine at throwing footballs to our guys and moving the chains but Arch does a much better job in those Warby Parker commercials than Caldwell would. and has a far superior last name. I see no reason for Caldwell to start until his dad can get at least a little bit famous.
  8. Based on our record, the Austin High football players would probably appreciate that.
  9. It’s been a few years since I’ve seen it but I believe the guy who sent them to the wrong address straight up told Leo he was also a cop right before he died.
  10. There was at least one other guy that didn’t kill people because there was a second rat in the crew, the guy that got the address wrong on purpose.
  11. So make sure she’s battered before you lay the wood?
  12. Oh I doubt that.
  13. LA? San Fran?
  14. There's this funny Ron Swanson scene about eating all the bacon. I wish I could find it.
  15. Sounds to me like their militias are not being regulated well enough.
  16. Why would that be curious? It happens all the time. A huge percentage of mass shooters end it by killing themselves. Did you also wonder that in all the other mass shooting suicides or just this one?
  17. I see the resemblance, but his hair was a little lighter than that.
  18. Absolutely love it and want to see it every game. It makes them look petty and insecure. Would not want us throwing another team's sign around for exactly the same reason.
  19. It was lame. He should've been flagged for it. Now it reinforces the idea that Texas, and specifically Arch, gets special treatment when a ref will rip his ass for something but won't actually penalize us for it. But I moved on from it 10 seconds later. Who cares.
  20. That red 2003 is pretty sweet though! Not $40k sweet, but still nice.
  21. No but I got paid 2 days at time and half to stay home and skip a deadhead for a flight back that cancelled. Christmas card sent to the Ft Worth center IT department.
  22. This is the correct answer. We stay there for work and it's a wonderful hotel. Lots of stuff to walk to from there and a really nice bar upstairs with a rooftop patio.
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