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ztejas

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Everything posted by ztejas

  1. Meh. We owe them one.
  2. Phillip Rivers officially on the Colts practice squad. Absolutely wild.
  3. What about worst/most annoying ones? Like the fucking kid in AI.
  4. I just listed some of the good ones I could think of. Depends on what the qualifications are - does it have to be a physical, metallic-type being or can we do androids like in bladerunner or manifestations of AI like HAL and Agent Smith?
  5. Ian Holm's character in Alien. Marvin from Hitchhiker's.
  6. Yeah it's really not that complicated. This is football porn. You'd just have to ditch the CCGs since there aren't any byes or auto qualifiers.
  7. Main issue this Q is the D. Just gave up 45 points.
  8. And we have decided to let them right back in the game.
  9. They really need to move this franchise. Just a sad, sad fucking basketball team and fanbase.
  10. Sochan looks like he's on drugs. Someone tell him he's in a contract year. Or maybe he's planning on going pro in something else after this season.
  11. Pulisic flu-game super-sub brace for 3 points. Holy shit.
  12. That just sounds like prostitution with extra steps.
  13. ztejas replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    They do good salads too. I find their pizza to be kind of sloppy. I like something lighter with a bit more crisp. Detroit style isn't my favorite but I like Jet's pretty well.
  14. https://www.outsports.com/2025/12/7/24123424/world-cup-2026-pride-match-fifa-seattle-egypt-republic-gay-lgbtq/
  15. What in the absolute fuck. That has to be AI.
  16. No that was fucking retarded.
  17. Lol wut? When is the last time Philly got called for that shit. Fucking clown league.
  18. They call time when the aggy sperm reaches the sheep's lower intestine.
  19. What did he say?
  20. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    SMU up to 39, aggy to 51 after today. Tech (19) kicked the shit out of LSU (40). SEC isn't shaping up to be quite as salty as last season so far. Probably helps the Horns.
  21. Down corn year. They polled the fans and it just wasn't in the budget.
  22. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Our point guard tried to throw the game on both ends. I don't think aggy is going to be very good but that's still a nice win.
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