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ztejas

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  1. Yeah. She's just sexy and it boosts her attractiveness in my book. A bit like ScarJo. Also she got very naked in Oppenheimer.
  2. His 2P % was bananas - granted he wasn't playing P5 athletes. I would think he will be at least an above average finisher in the SEC. AND you can't hack him. iirc he was like 80% from the line. Agree that he's a 4, but he's a stretch/smallball 4 that looks like a crafty rebounder. I think this could be a fun team.
  3. I'm driving a full Uhaul and someone's wife decides to stop 10 feet before the intersection and I have to grind the brakes.
  4. If I had a nickel for every time I've gone to see a belly dancer and someone winds up with an axe in their neck.
  5. Yet we still see the best teams make the Finals every season. In the past 15 years we've had one weird Finals winner (2011) and I'd argue one weird Finals participant (2023).
  6. Zach Collins, Keldon Johnson, Devonte Graham, a big bowl of menudo and a signed Jeremy Sochan rookie card. Yeah I was wondering if you could even do that. OKC would have to get really creative.
  7. LOL wtf was that Joel?
  8. Holy shit how many Knicks fans are in Philly?
  9. Maybe he got even worse at baserunning?
  10. Blaming JFK for Vietnam is certainly a take. I mean - didn't the CIA kill him because he was "soft" on communism? (If you believe in that sort of thing)
  11. He's ~6'7" 200 but he boarded well last season. Looks like he took a big jump from his 3rd to 4th season. He should be a stretch 4 for Texas. Stats-wise he's kind of like if Damion James was a better shooter but a little skinnier and not as good of an all-around player. I think a poor-man's Keegan Murray would be a good comp. Has some wiry strength and is crafty around the basket on both ends.
  12. Yes. People are dumb and/or intoxicated enough to not realize when their fucking headlights are off.
  13. He still had 13 and 7 on 5/7 FG, 2/2 FT. He's gonna be a good player for Texas.
  14. Reminds me of one time I was at Chipotle. I wait 10 mins in line then as I'm asking for pinto beans the guy tells me they don't have any beans. Like, none of either kind. It was 6:30. I told him "okay well then I'm going to leave". I'm thinking, hey, Einstein, maybe let people know that you're completely out of one of your key fucking ingredients before they wait in a 20 person line.
  15. No power in the fo five. Day where I need to move a bunch of shit off to a great start.
  16. Is she staying behind the club in those?
  17. Hey some of us live in America. The 3rd world thread is on texags.
  18. ztejas

    Austin FC

    And y'all wanted to fire Jorsh.
  19. That OKC team ain't fuckin around. I actually wouldn't be shocked if they went on a crazy run and made someone sweat in the CF
  20. ztejas

    2024 NFL DRAFT

    You waited until that point in the game to start pouring tequila?
  21. ztejas

    2024 NFL DRAFT

    What's our record?
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