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  1. 5 hours ago, TXSooner518 said:

    Did they get better? Or was that a function of schedule?
    Their win over Ohio State was as fluky as it gets (trail 21-7 through 3, outgained 410-270, returned block FG for TD to win by 3).

    Then, their final 5 regular season opponents FPI ranks were 99, 30, 67, 113, and 60.  Ending on a 5 game win streak isn't some indicator of a turnaround against those marshmallows. 

    Then, they rallied from down 28-7 to a good, but not great Wisky team to win the B1G title game.  9 of Wisky's 10 wins that year were against the following FPI teams: 108, 110, 60, 30, 48, 42, 94, 99, 47.  

    Then, they lost to a good, not great, USC team, though USC really did seem to improve as the year went on.

    2016 PSU was ranked #13 in FPI and #19 in team efficiency.  Good, not great.

    I don't look at the FPI rankings I just watch the games, champ. 

    Tell Ohio State to block a motherfucker next time if that was a "fluky" win. 

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  2. 3 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

    Yeah that’s all fine except the fact that piggy got ass raped by UNT. As lopsided as the score was, it wasn’t even as close as seemed. Piggy is just bad and If A&M doesn’t win big this is a failure in my eyes 

    1. UNT is good

    2. We're talking about aggy here

  3. 1 minute ago, Machinator said:

    If we're talking strictly football, sure. Otherwise, bump them for ISU.

    Eh. They have annoying round ball fans for sure.

    I still think it's a nice, respectable fanbase that rarely comes across as a bunch of morons.

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  4. On 9/16/2018 at 2:14 PM, HornsOverIthaca said:

    Well at least Kansas doesn’t seem to have a fan base full of giga-choads and rape defenders.  Too bad we have to count that as a positive in the conference.

    Kansas fans are by far my favorite fans in the B12. Rounding out the top 3 would be Osu and WVU (WVU for purely entertainment purposes).

    I'm sure K State fans are nice but haven't had the chance of meeting too many. Or ISU.

    The rest of em can fuck off. 

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  5. 7 minutes ago, ousux said:

    On a certain October day, I think it would be worth a 15 yard penalty and missing half the next game if a certain dwarf becomes a greasy spot on the Cotton Bowl turf..buried under a flowing blonde mane of course.

    Make that happen and all lack of production thus far is forgiven.

    You know... we're deep enough to get away with it. Baylor @home after OU. 

    Not that I'm advocating for any sooners to get rocked so hard they lose a tooth and forget what state they're in. I mean... I would really hate to see any of them get shaken up like that. Or even worse, have their Jersey driven so hard against the ground that they come up looking like it's St. Paddy's day. 

    It's not what you want, but sometimes shit happens you know?

     

    Oh yeah. Fuck OU.

  6. 10 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

    but you will be covered in piss because I drink a lot and hate standing in line to take a piss and I piss standing up at my seat so enjoy your wet furry piss covered head and back aggy moron goat felching whiner boy OU sucks.

    Is this a Mark Twain quote?

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  7. On 9/15/2018 at 7:33 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

    Do you think Saban suddenly became a better coach in the SEC? Or did it become easier to recruit because, as they say in SEC country, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying? You think Auburn paying six figures for Cam Newton is something that only happens on the plains? And if there are no PEDs in Tuscaloosa then there are no PEDs in college football. 

    Saban doesn't win because of coaching acumen. He wins because of talent disparity. Put him in a system where there is parity of talent between teams, like in the NFL, and he fails miserably. 

    Bro what are you smoking...

    This dude brought a QB off the bench in the fucking National Title game because fuck it and it worked.

    I mean if we want to actually be real about it Saban is maybe the GOAT college football coach.

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  8. On 9/14/2018 at 10:51 AM, trza-hawk said:

    A lot of coaches have that same philosophy of playing offense to win the game and not necessarily to score points in every possession. sometimes they say it differently like you throw the ball to score points and run the ball to win the game. Its an NFL type of thinking, keep the game close and make some plays to win at the end, don't turn the ball over, the quarterback that throws the least interceptions wins nearly every game no matter what kind of scheme the two teams are running. If you play mistake free football you can keep the game close in almost any contest.

    Hmmmmmm sounds like another college team I know...

  9. 8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

    Already setting the table for another moral victory. 

     

     

    I know Arky fucking sucks but I would never take Chad lightly. He is a legit coach and will definitely try and scheme some crazy shit against aggy.

    God, if you're up there, grant these hogs just one week of fortune to do battle with aggy.

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  10. 22 hours ago, Amos Moses said:

    Just my opinion... I get all the player friendly deals, taking a back seat for DJ , etc but I still have a lingering impression that he did that stuff for less than magnanimous reasons. Or at least that he had other self serving motivations that weren’t as obvious.  He seems like a naturally selfish person who wants to be loved and viewed like Timmy and Manu.  My $0.02.

    You're the one not viewing him in that light. 

    4 time NBA Champion and Finals MVP. His # will be retired just like Manu and Timmy's. 

  11. 1 hour ago, Caddox said:

    We should be in on this kid with a fury. The only thing holding this program back is Qb play and play calling. 

    This isn't Cam Newton. He's a good player but better than Junior Sam or Soph. Rising? That know this team and the schemes and the receivers? Not a chance. 

    His passing #s were pedestrian last year. Sam has better #s through 4 games.  

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  12. 40 minutes ago, Hozz said:

    2016 Penn State was pretty good.  They had an argument, IMO, to get into the Playoff ahead of Ohio State.  Ohio State got destroyed by Clemson that year.

    Good catch. Knew I was forgetting someone.

    Still - they lost to a 9 win SC team in the RB iirc

  13. 4 minutes ago, Droopy said:

    Self awareness, how does it work? I can use the same argument. I don’t have to sit to accommodate you. Do you sit the entire time at a concert? What a great experience it would be to watch Metallica or Justin Timberlake while seated, only to get up for popcorn during the song breaks. It’s not a movie. There’s a reason people, including you, stand up on a long pass or run. They’re excited. Imagine being excited the entire game and letting the players feel that excitement and thus creating an environment filled with the anticipation of the next great play. Do you sit during the OU game in the cotton bowl? If so, what a sad, uneventful life you lead. Live your best life. There’re is more than just breathing in and out. You can sit at half time. It’s fucking fun. 

    Hook ‘em

    Thank you. This needed to be brought up. The one OU game I've been to I think me and my pops and everyone around us were basically on our feet the entire game. 

  14. 4 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

    Standing is fine when it’s organic, but not when it’s a command from der Führer. 

    I disagree on this "organic" bullshit if only on a section by section basis. 

    If you are in good health and every other Horns fan in your section is standing then stand the fuck up. If people in your section are standing that are in equal or worse health than you, I would hope that rubs off and you stand as well. 

    If some are sitting some are standing wev. 

    If you don't want to stand, buy a ticket in the upper deck or shell out $500 for a chair-back or suite. 

    I mean for fuck's sake I stand up and yell at home if I'm super into the game...

  15. 56 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

    You'd be better off assuming this and correcting for the occasional Parliament...like honest politician occasional.

    I hate Ohio State. First of all... cause it's Ohio State.

    They low down, they dirty, and they some snitches. 

    I hate Ohio Stadium, and the color scarlett, and I'm not a Buckeye person.

    I just hate em.

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