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ztejas

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Everything posted by ztejas

  1. Love it. Wear the white Ant jersey all the time. He's on my fantasy team, too.
  2. This Rockets team is fucking filthy.
  3. Does Fan Duel/local affiliate get the game too or are we just on this ass Prime Video shit tonight? Also - I think we're about to get our ass kicked. But that's okay.
  4. Not as much though. The sex is better with the men. For her at least.
  5. My team this season has been so fucking bad and injury plagued it's worth my buy-in in comic relief. Both of my QBs and my kicker - the one bright spot on my team - got injured last week. That's just the latest fiasco. I have also Bowers and Hubbard. Think those were my first 2 picks. So that's gone well.
  6. My dad's family is like this. Wonderful people.
  7. ztejas replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Texas would be fucking insane to not try and keep Sark. And I don't think LSU should have kept Kelly. I agree there are a lot of other firings that make you scratch your head.
  8. ztejas replied to Fug's topic in Football
    You're going to drag this way off topic. There are plenty of Sark threads.
  9. Sounds good don't get shot. Or stabbed.
  10. ztejas replied to Fug's topic in Football
    I don't think Texas has that much leverage with Sark right now. Every current opening would hire him.
  11. I said it in another thread but TCU is still a really good job. I think Dykes is kind of fucking y'all by being just good enough that it's tough to fire him. You need an upgrade at HC.
  12. Third: SMU started eating your lunch for the first time in awhile. And aggy, Texas and Tech are all pissing money at recruits.
  13. This Clippers team is such a satisfying dumpster-fire in development. They're getting their asses kicked in Phoenix right now (who quietly has kind of a fun little squad).
  14. This is gas.
  15. Don't get surgery in Mississippi.
  16. Barnes has been the same player since he was a rookie. He's basically an elite gadget-guy. Poor man's J Will. If he's your best player your team is trash. If he's your 2nd best player you're a first-round exit at best. So no he's not the best player from his fucking draft class 😂 Maybe that was rage-bait though.
  17. Barnes isn't even top 3. Mobley, Cade and Sengun are all easily better players than him.
  18. That's not really a forecast considering it's 9 days away but okay.
  19. Derrick White is worth more than Sheppard and a 1st. Jesus.
  20. May be chilly outside assuming they have space heaters though
  21. ztejas replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    It's like a better version of Taco Cabana basically. It's not going to win any awards but I'm a fan. I like the drive thru.
  22. I'd love to see Notre Dame/SMU in University Park.
  23. That was the one positive takeaway. Actually that's not true Lindy looked good too I thought. Castle is for sure a 2. Which is fine. Harper is a 1. Harper Castle (doesn't matter) Sochan Wemby In 2027? Sign me up.
  24. The officiating in this league is disgusting right now.
  25. Fucking embarassing. Make the entire team take a Greyhound back from LA.
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