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ztejas

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  1. Just a random observation. Obviously not a sport where height matters. Get some fucking red on the board guys.
  2. We have a lot of little guys. X is small and he's like 2 inches taller than Spaun. Noticed that Bryson is taller than Cam Young earlier.
  3. I mean... that was a lot of energy. Feels like Bryson and JT are the only guys that try and manufacture anything.
  4. I like Bryson with his arm around Scottie. Pick him up. Wish Keegan would have let Scottie play with him this morning. They play basically the same ball.
  5. Lou Holtz is in that territory now where I can't remember if he is still alive or not.
  6. All we need to do is play the greatest four ball session in Ryder history guys. I'm afraid Rahm is going to break Schauffele in half over his knee like Bane against Batman.
  7. Largest deficit going into session 4 in Ryder history. In case anyone was wondering. And that includes a lot of years where the US was just kicking the shit out of Great Britain.
  8. Calling him Scottiecoaster is disrespectful to Spieth's Ryder Cup record.
  9. His approach on 16 was awful, too. I mean I like Scottie but holy shit man.
  10. Oh NOW you fucking play them together Keegan. What a dipshit. We are so cooked.
  11. I liked the Tiger one earlier. "Hey remember how shitty he was, too?"
  12. We should have sent Bryson and Scottie off together to start. He's the last guy Scottie has won a match with. Then you can put Cam with someone else and see if he can scratch out another point. Then throw Morikawa and English in the Atlantic.
  13. This Scottie ad really twisting the knife in the guts of US fans. Scottie needed to put the ball closer if we're being honest.
  14. Nice effort Russ. Did Hellen Keller give you that read?
  15. You have to assume Vik makes that. Henley needs to drain this.
  16. I mean... that and also so we don't accidentally leave a golfer off because he has to be the fucking captain.
  17. If Scottie plays this with any ounce of defense he's a bitch. Throw this straight at the pin.
  18. I would do: Bryson/JT Cam/Spaun Scheffler/Burns Cantlay and then may God have mercy on whoever the 8th guy is
  19. We don't even have 8 guys worth a shit to play this afternoon. Bryson Scottie Cam JT Then what? Cantlay? X has to be done. He's fucking awful right now. Henley sucks. English, Morikawa, Griffin all suck. I guess throw Spaun and Burns out there again.
  20. Schauffele is a disaster. Can we sub Keegan in for him?
  21. They get points from majors. Bryson auto-qualified. I'd be happy to put Koepka on the team if he wasn't a sack of shit all but 1 or 2 weekends every year. I'm not sure who else on LIV would even get a shout.
  22. Hit the fucking ball Xander.
  23. Rory is too good. He's not blowing 2 up 3 left. Too little too late again.
  24. Henley if you miss this putt I'm driving to New York myself and kicking you in the balls.
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