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Kermit

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  1. Second half starts, wheels fall off. Water is wet. Lyles comes in and the ball whips around, only to end up in the hand of the ultimate ball stopper Demar DeRozan and his equally atrocious ball stopper buddy, Rudy Gay. The fuck did we do as basketball fans to deserve watching this horrible, isolation bullshit? 

    And then I type all this bullshit and Pop puts the young guys in the game. 

  2. 33 minutes ago, angelfacedmongoloid said:

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    I didn't watch the game, but I did see this on reddit and thought I should share. Apparently Derozan passed up this open 3. I'm very happy I did not watch this game.

    Is it really tanking if we just suck ass? Are any of the top 10 this year worth tanking for?

    You are correct sir. At this point, and with this roster, they’re going to have a high lottery pick anyway. Wiseman and Ball are at the top of many lists. Can’t see the Spurs touching the Balls due to their inherent irritation. 

  3. 2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

    Otis Redding's the best thing to come out of Macon, Ga.

    Perhaps not much of an accomplishment (Little Richard probably No.2), but I love that the Black Crowes and Robinson Bros. appreciated him so much.

    Listen, I love Otis as much as the next person but goddamnit if Long Tall Sally doesn’t get my dick hard every time I hear it.

    I have issues.

  4. 1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

    I love Bradley Beal but John Wall is 29, probably won't return this season, has a history of multiple serious knee/leg injuries in both legs for a guy who's game is predicated on quickness, almost surely won't ever be close to the same player he was after his most recent Achilles injury even if by some miracle he were to stay healthy in the future, and is owed the following salary:

    2019-20 $37,800,000

    2020-21 $40,824,000

    2021-22 $43,848,000    

    2022-23 $46,872,000

    I would rather watch an endless loop of Demar Derozan fourth quarter and playoff game lowlights than sign up for that. 

    No gracias.

    I’d rather pay that salary to a broken John Wall than watch another minute of Patty Mills in a Spurs uniform. That’s how done I truly am with this version of the Spurs. And I’ll quibble with your second to last paragraph, sir. You’re not going to watch Demar the playoffs. 

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