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Kermit

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  1. He’s gonna fuck that rabbit.
  2. Pop’s going to have to start using his left hand soon.
  3. I grew up amongst these cultish assholes. If any of this sounds crazier than squirrel turds, you should’ve seen it live. They’ve been chomping at this “end of the world” bit for so long.
  4. Yall aren’t kidding about the French guard play. They fucking suck (offensively, defensively they’re pretty good).
  5. Also, can I say how delightful Dwyane Wade has been on commentary. Hilarious, insightful, and self-deprecating. Great choice.
  6. Team Walz. That dude is awesome.
  7. Good lord, France. Wemby, let’s chill the fuck out on half-court threes.
  8. ESPN is parsing their Duncan rating by saying that without his rookie year and his 99 championship, he doesn’t have the resume to be above Steph and Kobe. Fuck ESPN.
  9. The beady eyes of a loveseat connoisseur.
  10. Civilizations were destroyed in my youth to thoughts of Hannah Storm. Not so much Bob Costas or Peter Vecsey.
  11. Are you a couch? No? Then you have nothing to worry about.
  12. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme-gimmie-gimmie the ball because I’m gonna DUNK IT!
  13. That entire company is the definition of fuck around and find out.
  14. Today I learned that Donald Trump has policy beliefs.
  15. I, for one, welcome our DEI overlords.
  16. Weren’t the Republicans breaking Grindr in Milwaukee? I’m pretty sure cocks weren’t sucking themselves.
  17. Is this in secret? Seems pretty public to me.
  18. All anal sex should be dry, just how our nations founders intended!
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