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Kermit

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  1. You can make the case that the current crew sucks ass. What you cannot do, and expect anyone take you seriously, is suggest that Mark Jackson and his penile lookalike are in any way missed. The only gaping hole is Revisionist History’s vagina.
  2. Kendrick Perkins looks like he ate Oliver Miller.
  3. Unless I’m a billionaire, NBA owner or a media tycoon, they don’t. I’m taking donations though, if anyone wants to help me reach those heights.
  4. Goddamn fucking ratings bullshit. They just signed a humungous deal. The only people who give a shit about the ratings now work for ESPN, have a room temperature IQ, and hail from the golden triangle. Just enjoy the fucking game and stop worrying about who is watching it.
  5. Wait, are people actually comparing Flagg to Mr. Hall Pass?
  6. Honestly, not a bad comparison until you realize that Flagg is three years younger than grant when he came into the league. They have very similar measurements, but a different skill set. Man, Grant was fucking awesome pre-Orlando.
  7. I believe he’s referring to his risk of injuries limiting his ceiling as an all-time great.
  8. Aren’t we all? Also…
  9. We’ve got a series. Fuck yes. Give me more basketball please.
  10. What in the fucking hell is Karl doing? Winning basketball plays? Making clutch shots? Who the fuck is this?
  11. Karl doing very un-Karl things.
  12. Keep in mind that Adam Silver and James Dolan despise each other. This would be a great Silver moment to fuck over the one owner who makes his life a living hell (if you believe in NBA conspiracy theories).
  13. Halliburton, man. That creep can roll.
  14. I think the problem with projecting Flagg is that people recognize his talent and see that he’s head and shoulders above the people in this draft class. He literally does everything well except being the focal point/main ball-handler of an offense and he’s still not terrible at that. He’s incredibly well-rounded, team-oriented, and is instant plug and play. There is no comparison for what he is at his age, thus it’s hard to pigeonhole him into another player comparison.
  15. Yes. Here’s Ant doing some spectacular play, but with the same graphics as a Dire Straits video.
  16. I just realized I’m watching the off-brand ESPN broadcast. Fuck, I’m getting old. I was wondering why every replay was a 3D generated avatar.
  17. They finally woke up. I’m loving this Mike Conley grizzled vet game.
  18. They’re playing lackadaisical as shit. I’d be nervous too.
  19. ESPN really likes this hemorrhoid tracker.
  20. OKC probably just needs to head back to the hotel at halftime.
  21. Maybe this can be a series after all. Naz Reid can to play.
  22. Greatest big man shooter of all time.
  23. Need Minnesota to get their shit together.
  24. I want the Knicks to lose, but goddamnit I fucking love watching Brunson play basketball. He’s just delightful.
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