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Kermit

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  1. Blake Wesley, playing himself back to the bench in record fashion.
  2. I think between the two of us, we’d disappear half the team.
  3. I agree with everything except for Collins. He’s fucking awful. Abysmal. Paper thin on defense, has a serviceable post game, but can’t shoot from three and won’t stop shooting from three. I hate everything about his game. Even his stupid headband. Dude can pass, though.
  4. It’s too bad you didn’t watch till the end, where they describe Chet’s attention to detail and use as an example his manicuring of his pubes to form an Amish beard around his balls. TL;DR the carpet matches the drapes.
  5. Thought this was a great video that explains the ROY race and the differences in what each player is being asked to do and how last nights game was a microcosm of the award. Fun race.
  6. There can only be one?
  7. Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck Kawhi Leonard.
  8. This shit was fucking hilarious. The Thunder are kicking the shit out of the Spurs and Wemby just days “fuck it” and decides to detonate on Chet. Chet’s like, “what he say fuck me for” and finally wakes up (dude had been sleepwalking for a majority of the game), plows into Wemby in anger, and then proceeds to get fed the ball by his teammates and yams it on the less fortunate who get switched onto him. Then Wemby tries to murder Chet. Round 3 is February 29th.
  9. Playoffs this year are going to be so much fun. I can’t remember a season when 1-10 in both conferences were so competitive. Parity in the NBA is weird. I’d say Boston is the favorite, but they shit the bed every fucking postseason.
  10. Tre was injured last night. He starts now, after purposely not playing i.e. tanking to assure a horrible record. But you’re right, it’s probably time for Pop to go. I’ve voiced my own frustrations, and the sermon of the boos was enough for me to want him out. They really don’t want to win at this point, which is fine. I’m sure that will change next season. They’ve got a ton of draft capital, and can finally add competent veterans through free agency. Brighter days are ahead, and so I just watch for Wemby improvement and to bitch about my least favorite players. It’s really all you can do at this point. As Mitch postulates on numerous occasions, they’re getting better every game.
  11. My god, this team is explosive diarrhea.
  12. Wemby’s like fuck you in particular.
  13. Someone say something nice about Zach Collins because I can’t think of anything/
  14. Be glad you’re at the game. This announcing crew is nails on a chalkboard. I’d rather listen to screaming Spurs lady at full decibel level.
  15. This thread is going to give me so much pleasure for the rest of the season.
  16. I guess being Rob Schneider’s daughter is only the second most embarrassing thing about her now.
  17. Is Olympic Pool related to Jordan Poole?
  18. Terry Stotts is somewhere furiously masturbating in delirious glee. Clickbait. They ain’t got shit but an old dude, a mid-season trophy, and a hat full of dreams.
  19. Hopefully. Minutes restriction, pg project, playing Collins and Branham. But don’t you worry, the minutes restriction is about to go away. Allegedly.
  20. Rumor has it that when Wilt missed some of his NBA record 5805 free throws, Bill would whisper “ball don’t lie.”
  21. The play where Joel flopped to get two free throws even though he didn’t need to, then under review by the ref who likes to lick his taint upheld the call, was my favorite part of the game, and no I’m not bitter.
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