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NoctambulantBrobdingnagian

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  1. 3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

    Not sure if you know this but, I would be one of the dudes in the back. Probably the tallest one all the way to our right.

    Why would I know that, plus that completely ruins the joke. So, sorry, you are the blond skinny girl with braces until further notice.

  2. 5 hours ago, immamac said:

    Offense isn't anywhere close to bad. 

    Dear Leader, I tried to give you a hook'em, but I'm all out because I blew my load in the laugh at a&m thread. Could you be a good chap and give yourself a hook'em?

    p.s. I need to change my user name as it is no longer appropriate as the mother fucker done woke up. How does Burnt Orange Fuck Lion sound, or do we need to do a pole?

  3. 16 hours ago, RC Horn said:

    Barry Switzer had a winning record against Texas as did Bud Wilkinson and Bob Stoops. However,  Coach Royal was 12-7-1 vs OU. Coach Akers was 5-4-1. Coach McWilliams was 3-2 and Mackovic was 3-2-1.   Mack was 7-9 vs OU with 4 very bad losses/

    Weirdly, Mac was an obsessed fan of a particular generation of stark trek show; his record is simply a reflection of that and an homage.

    Season 3 Picard GIF by Paramount+

    When asked to comment on this quirk, Mac had a behind the scenes back story. "It's simply a little known fact, that Jeri Ryan's character was supposed to go by the name 'One of Twelve'. Well, I took care of that little issue earlier this year. My good friends Bob and Bobby, respectively, knew this."

  4. On 11/25/2024 at 9:34 AM, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

    Can you imagine the symphony of brown and yellow stains that will be sizzling in Elko's underwear after that slob drinks from the gravy boat during his turkey day meal?

    Sir, you are posting on the 'new' site, surly; the old, bevo scat site is somewhere that way...., gestures vaguely.

  5. 1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    What a joke of a school/state

     

    like seriously, they are a fucking middle school over there

    Christ, their fucking Surgeon General is a veterinarian; did you no apply?

  6. On 10/5/2024 at 8:10 AM, South Austin said:

    All the kids in Texas, like my daughter, who are going to UO. A few of her classmates are also going there.  The school recruits nonathletes heavily in this state. I heard that SW may be starting a direct flight from Austin to Eugene.

    Could you have your daughter hold up her grades for us when you post the picture? We're just here for the education.

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  7. 9 hours ago, South Austin said:

    I have an affinity for Applebee's, simply because growing up in Camp Lejeune with very little to do in the neighboring shithole town of Jacksonville, Applebee's was relatively new and was one of the nicer restaurants in town.  So it felt like a big night out when my parents would take us there for dinner.  When I moved to Austin in the mid-1990s I used to frequent the one off Ben White and Mopac next to the Best Buy.

    But I don't think I've been to one in about 15 years or so, and I really hope we sign a few of these portal guys this weekend.

    Well, I hope you're ready for what follows after this proclamation. I'm assuming @Newy25 will want to duel you at the very least; he may just send an assassin. You're going to want to pick the weapons, of course, and a second as well. I'm available via zoom if you need encouragement. I don't know the duties of a second, but it's probably something like a notary.

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