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Posts posted by NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
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On 1/2/2025 at 7:17 PM, Goredho said:
Sweat needs to take over for McConaughey when he ages out of the grand poohbah of culture gig.
Interviewer: Do you know where you are now?
Sweat: You know that you're within my gravitational field now, right?
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3 hours ago, texifornia said:Another frequent flier: OU, TCU, North Texas, and now Virginia
His vestigial left arm is unsettling, but a one-armed quarterback is also inspiring.
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On 12/11/2024 at 12:48 PM, 6th Street said:
Mitchell can barely get out of his stance. Zero explosiveness. He's a space eating DT, which is fine as a depth guy but not a long term solution
The problem is a lot of the spaces he chooses to eat have large pizzas in them.
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17 hours ago, deech said:
That's actually the correct use of hollowed in this context...
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5 hours ago, immamac said:
Offense isn't anywhere close to bad.
Dear Leader, I tried to give you a hook'em, but I'm all out because I blew my load in the laugh at a&m thread. Could you be a good chap and give yourself a hook'em?
p.s. I need to change my user name as it is no longer appropriate as the mother fucker done woke up. How does Burnt Orange Fuck Lion sound, or do we need to do a pole?
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16 hours ago, RC Horn said:
Barry Switzer had a winning record against Texas as did Bud Wilkinson and Bob Stoops. However, Coach Royal was 12-7-1 vs OU. Coach Akers was 5-4-1. Coach McWilliams was 3-2 and Mackovic was 3-2-1. Mack was 7-9 vs OU with 4 very bad losses/
Weirdly, Mac was an obsessed fan of a particular generation of stark trek show; his record is simply a reflection of that and an homage.
When asked to comment on this quirk, Mac had a behind the scenes back story. "It's simply a little known fact, that Jeri Ryan's character was supposed to go by the name 'One of Twelve'. Well, I took care of that little issue earlier this year. My good friends Bob and Bobby, respectively, knew this."
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On 11/25/2024 at 9:34 AM, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:
Can you imagine the symphony of brown and yellow stains that will be sizzling in Elko's underwear after that slob drinks from the gravy boat during his turkey day meal?
Sir, you are posting on the 'new' site, surly; the old, bevo scat site is somewhere that way...., gestures vaguely.
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3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:I have it on good authority that Saban was on a private plane out of chapel hill. Further, it's clear that this is not over by any stretch of the imagination, as Mack Brown has been confirmed to be recruiting in Florida and could not be reached for comment. Sources close to the hall of fame coach believe he will be available after the team banquet where he intends to throw a hissy fit.
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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:
What a joke of a school/state
like seriously, they are a fucking middle school over there
Christ, their fucking Surgeon General is a veterinarian; did you no apply?
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On 10/5/2024 at 8:10 AM, South Austin said:
All the kids in Texas, like my daughter, who are going to UO. A few of her classmates are also going there. The school recruits nonathletes heavily in this state. I heard that SW may be starting a direct flight from Austin to Eugene.
Could you have your daughter hold up her grades for us when you post the picture? We're just here for the education.
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On 10/4/2024 at 8:53 PM, Hank Scorpio said:
Sanchez is the best prospect and person in Texas since Tunmise.
I got that reference.
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On 10/4/2024 at 12:00 PM, Pato del Muerto said:
Since you strike me as someone who makes their living in the field of sandwich artistry, a gentle reminder to wash your hands before you head back out.
Or simply ask if they would like more Mayo with that?
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On 9/18/2024 at 4:28 PM, ChickenNuggets said:
Is it going to seem gay if we all show up at the tailgate wearing the same shoes? NTTAWWT
Seem? No.
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2 hours ago, Deej said:
"Their baseball uniforms said 'Texas'."
They so transparently want the wider world to mistake them for the University of Texas. Their nil is 'Texas Aggie blah blah blah'.
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9 hours ago, South Austin said:
I have an affinity for Applebee's, simply because growing up in Camp Lejeune with very little to do in the neighboring shithole town of Jacksonville, Applebee's was relatively new and was one of the nicer restaurants in town. So it felt like a big night out when my parents would take us there for dinner. When I moved to Austin in the mid-1990s I used to frequent the one off Ben White and Mopac next to the Best Buy.
But I don't think I've been to one in about 15 years or so, and I really hope we sign a few of these portal guys this weekend.
Well, I hope you're ready for what follows after this proclamation. I'm assuming @Newy25 will want to duel you at the very least; he may just send an assassin. You're going to want to pick the weapons, of course, and a second as well. I'm available via zoom if you need encouragement. I don't know the duties of a second, but it's probably something like a notary.
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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:
I bet he can clear an elevator.
and a line of stalls at a Super Buc-ee's.
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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
It really is ketch, everyone! Not only is he here trying to crowdsource his own job, but he doesn't even know how to spell a recruit's name. Fat fuck.
Don't do his job for him.
Completely unrelated and coincidental tangent: I wonder how low you have to be to steal from a charity?
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6 hours ago, Armybrat said:
Agricultural and not so Mechanical.
Maroon Carrots and Cold Fusion not your bag, sir?
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7 hours ago, Handcruser said:
If Aggy pulls the plug on E-Rob, they’re admitting they fucked up.
They can’t admit it.Well, not the very millisecond after they admitted to fucking up with Jimbo.
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9 hours ago, Constant said:
Yeah, I get it’s fun to enjoy a rival’s negative news, but this is bad for the sport in general.
We'll settle for it being bad for you and work from there.
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
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Why would I know that, plus that completely ruins the joke. So, sorry, you are the blond skinny girl with braces until further notice.