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  1. 10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    For the love of God, don’t do that vs OSU.  Mullet can act like he doesn’t care but for him it would make his career.  We gave you all 77-0.  Please reciprocate.  

    Didn't think I would ever praise a sooner, but here we are.

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  2. 7 hours ago, Hornlover said:

    Another angle:

     

     

    Jesus, Venables was being trampled that whole time, lol. Stay through the whole video, he doesn't come out of the smoke until the end and the team keeps looking back for him. Clearly, he causes the pile up at the very beginning. Hilarious.

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  3. 2 hours ago, slorch said:

    Haven't lived in LBK since '01.

    Y'all are the high AF fanbase seeking validation in a leftovers thread.  Insisting everyone will miss you.

    The rest of us:

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    but you won't get the fuck out of (checks notes) OUR FUCKING HOUSE you dumb fuck

    but you want us to (checks notes) leave our house? but we're the obsessives?

    Brady Bunch Jan GIF by MOODMAN

     

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  4. 16 minutes ago, Deej said:

    I'm just it sad it probably won't last long enough for me to laugh when this commercial finally popped up. 

     

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    Getting in some batting practice at the Disch.

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  5. On 11/20/2023 at 10:29 AM, oSuJeff97 said:

    The proper OUsux nomenclature is "we're handling it internally."

    E.G. "We watched a video of Joe Mixon punching out a co-ed. We will be handling his punishment internally."

    ...and, of course, the co-eds punishment will happen internally as well. - ou fan base, probably

  6. 15 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    Mar is overweight, in his 50s, has a high stress job and lives in Texas. Average life expectancy for a male in Texas is 77

     

     

    The ravages of old age will deal with him far worse than we ever could. He has 10, maybe 15 years left tops

    And then he gets an in-home nurse to care for him in his declining years? Ball game indeed.

  7. 37 minutes ago, nnm said:

    No need to dive through the aggy dumpsters. It would be easy enough to duplicate at your neighborhood awards store. 

    great minds blah blah blah, didn't read far enough down thread, fuck you

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  8. 1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

    aggies-jimbo-fisher-national-championshi

    After they fire Jimbo, we should schedule nightly road trips to collie station to go dumpster diving for this. It should then be proudly displayed every time we play aggy to remind them of their perpetual shittiness.

    I'm going have to disagree with you there, amigo. No Longhorn needs to go dumpster diving. Have an exact replica made and bring it out after we beat them at Kyle field, our home away from home. Proclaim to the world that this is the original trophy gifted to Jimbo. Announce that this is the trophy that will not have a date amended until the aggies actually win a game against their big brothers.

    The dipshits will bring out the original, decrying the sips as liars, and that this is proof for all the world to see.

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  9. On 1/10/2023 at 1:03 PM, closetojumping said:

    On this point, I understand why forum regulars react to this kind of approach, myself included, but when new guys arrive, some suck and some are great.

    When I showed up on Shaggy, one of the first things I did was tell Jen Seastrunk that she was full of shit, that her sister was fucking street agent Willie Lyles, and that her nephew had his hand out. Posters were fawning over her and hoping she'd help Lache Seastrunk come to Texas.

    I almost got negged off the board and didn't give one fuck. It sorted itself out, but there were guys in that forum who seem like they're pissed at me to this day over the original nuclear bombing of the environment. How could I call out sweet aunt Jenny, the lying hypocrite, like that?!? Also, Willie Lyles created a handle and threatened to fight me through the Internet. 

    Anywho, what, uh, were we talking about?

    I believe the topic was your eternal friendship with Carl, sir.

  10. On 12/22/2022 at 11:08 AM, ClubWhatever said:

    Raise your hand if you can do, basically, whatever the fuck you want at work and have truly shitty performance, and still make 85 million dollars.  

    Well, you had me until you mentioned 85 million dollars

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  11. 9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    It’s probably partly true, but the money got behind buying the 2022 in early 2021 due to the excitement from the 2020 season. There were people involved with it all who were saying in January of 2021 that they were tired of fucking around with Bama and Georgia in recruiting. It had nothing to do with Texas at the time, although they were at least leery of Sarkisian as the new flavor. 

    Hey man, what in the fuck are you doing? First, don’t summon that imbecile to the recruiting board - ever. Second, the guy has no fucking clue about the actual program itself. He’ll just devolve into one of his stupid fucking rants about ATM in the 1920s. Finally, he’s in solitary confinement at the nuthouse. His privileges have been revoked for some time. You can’t beat the shit out of two orderlies with a keyboard without repercussions. Go pine for him on the football board. Christ. 

    In Randolf's defense, the orderlies were wearing maroon.

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  12. On 11/8/2022 at 1:11 PM, Scholz said:

    “They’ve been great,” Fisher said. “We’ve had conversations about (the future). They’re excited about where they’re going, what’s happening and the future of what you’re doing.

    “We talk to them every day about it. As a matter of fact, two of them came up to me today and go, ‘I know we’re short, but man, we’re going to be a good team. We can still be a good team this year. We like where we’re going in the future.’

    “They like each other. They practice together. They spend a lot of time together and unify.”

     

    The only remotely true part of that bullshit is "they practice together".

    I would think, "They're excited about where they're going", is also true, but not in the way they meant it. Ha

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