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Posts posted by NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
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1 hour ago, ChickenNuggets said:
what the fuck is a 'people poll"?
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7 hours ago, Hornlover said:
Another angle:
Jesus, Venables was being trampled that whole time, lol. Stay through the whole video, he doesn't come out of the smoke until the end and the team keeps looking back for him. Clearly, he causes the pile up at the very beginning. Hilarious.
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4 hours ago, victory88 said:
You might be a bigger pussy than @satyanash (referring to @Jewish Wang)
Now, you've pissed off both of them.
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25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
The best part starts about 29:30 in where he starts ranting about the fans who taunt him.
Did I just hear correctly, the 2%s are now the 1%s ?
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2 hours ago, slorch said:
but you won't get the fuck out of (checks notes) OUR FUCKING HOUSE you dumb fuck
but you want us to (checks notes) leave our house? but we're the obsessives?
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13 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:
Something tells me tech won’t be like 10 for 8 on 4th down like I remember them being last year.
They’re ass my dudes. The scenarios don’t matter. Put up 70 and let’s roll to Arlington.
125% seems high, but it sure felt that way
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On 11/20/2023 at 10:29 AM, oSuJeff97 said:
The proper OUsux nomenclature is "we're handling it internally."
E.G. "We watched a video of Joe Mixon punching out a co-ed. We will be handling his punishment internally."
...and, of course, the co-eds punishment will happen internally as well. - ou fan base, probably
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On 11/20/2023 at 10:25 AM, satyanash said:
AND I BELIEVED THEM! - also, Kirt Bowels
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15 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:
Mar is overweight, in his 50s, has a high stress job and lives in Texas. Average life expectancy for a male in Texas is 77
The ravages of old age will deal with him far worse than we ever could. He has 10, maybe 15 years left tops
And then he gets an in-home nurse to care for him in his declining years? Ball game indeed.
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On 6/7/2020 at 5:13 PM, LTtxfan said:
and everyone in that photo is in black face? classy
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On 9/22/2023 at 9:58 AM, HenryJames said:
Black dudes love snow.
I believe this is a local black bear, does that count?
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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:
God, I hate this place sometimes.
You should come here more often. You would learn to hate it more often.
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32 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:
I can't wait till Texas is the class of the SEC, and bottom feeders in the conference start celebrating our victories lmao
You mean like when a&m put band aides on their 'sawed off horns' tshirt when Texas won in 2005? They have always sought unearned glory.
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37 minutes ago, nnm said:
No need to dive through the aggy dumpsters. It would be easy enough to duplicate at your neighborhood awards store.
great minds blah blah blah, didn't read far enough down thread, fuck you
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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:
I'm going have to disagree with you there, amigo. No Longhorn needs to go dumpster diving. Have an exact replica made and bring it out after we beat them at Kyle field, our home away from home. Proclaim to the world that this is the original trophy gifted to Jimbo. Announce that this is the trophy that will not have a date amended until the aggies actually win a game against their big brothers.
The dipshits will bring out the original, decrying the sips as liars, and that this is proof for all the world to see.
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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:
Saw the one Brock on the sideline against Bama
the shitty Brock or the other shitty Brock?
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On 1/10/2023 at 1:03 PM, closetojumping said:
On this point, I understand why forum regulars react to this kind of approach, myself included, but when new guys arrive, some suck and some are great.
When I showed up on Shaggy, one of the first things I did was tell Jen Seastrunk that she was full of shit, that her sister was fucking street agent Willie Lyles, and that her nephew had his hand out. Posters were fawning over her and hoping she'd help Lache Seastrunk come to Texas.
I almost got negged off the board and didn't give one fuck. It sorted itself out, but there were guys in that forum who seem like they're pissed at me to this day over the original nuclear bombing of the environment. How could I call out sweet aunt Jenny, the lying hypocrite, like that?!? Also, Willie Lyles created a handle and threatened to fight me through the Internet.
Anywho, what, uh, were we talking about?
I believe the topic was your eternal friendship with Carl, sir.
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On 12/22/2022 at 11:08 AM, ClubWhatever said:
Raise your hand if you can do, basically, whatever the fuck you want at work and have truly shitty performance, and still make 85 million dollars.
Well, you had me until you mentioned 85 million dollars
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9 hours ago, closetojumping said:
It’s probably partly true, but the money got behind buying the 2022 in early 2021 due to the excitement from the 2020 season. There were people involved with it all who were saying in January of 2021 that they were tired of fucking around with Bama and Georgia in recruiting. It had nothing to do with Texas at the time, although they were at least leery of Sarkisian as the new flavor.
Hey man, what in the fuck are you doing? First, don’t summon that imbecile to the recruiting board - ever. Second, the guy has no fucking clue about the actual program itself. He’ll just devolve into one of his stupid fucking rants about ATM in the 1920s. Finally, he’s in solitary confinement at the nuthouse. His privileges have been revoked for some time. You can’t beat the shit out of two orderlies with a keyboard without repercussions. Go pine for him on the football board. Christ.
In Randolf's defense, the orderlies were wearing maroon.
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23 hours ago, Vertigo said:
I am not quite sure what to do with optimistic CTJ. It confuses my chi.
I'll have you know that @closetojumping was the first to coin Seventeen-win Steve, the rest of his posts to the contrary are obfuscation and sandbagging. Sir.
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On 11/8/2022 at 1:11 PM, Scholz said:
“They’ve been great,” Fisher said. “We’ve had conversations about (the future). They’re excited about where they’re going, what’s happening and the future of what you’re doing.
“We talk to them every day about it. As a matter of fact, two of them came up to me today and go, ‘I know we’re short, but man, we’re going to be a good team. We can still be a good team this year. We like where we’re going in the future.’
“They like each other. They practice together. They spend a lot of time together and unify.”
The only remotely true part of that bullshit is "they practice together".
I would think, "They're excited about where they're going", is also true, but not in the way they meant it. Ha
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Didn't think I would ever praise a sooner, but here we are.