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  1. 46 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

    on behalf of the hundreds, possibly thousands of people checking in with this thread a few times a day, some of you need to stop getting your collective panties in a wad about having to scroll past a reposted video or photo.

    that american hustle meme is delightful and should be stickied to every fucking page.

     

    it's the equivalent to the Swagcopter Down meme a few years ago, magnificent

  2. 35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    He has 2 Gs, sir.

    I ran into Steve on 6th Street on Halloween night, 10/31/94. He literally bumped into me coming out of a bar and then I recognized him and we shook hands and bullshitted for a minute in the middle of the chaos. I was a freshman and he was super nice, loved Austin, girls were around in the crowd basically circling the guy and his buddies, it was fun and funny. And, hey, I'm guessing everybody got laid that night, as the whole town was fucking insane.

    Is it still crazy on Halloween? I've always assumed so. There were over 100,000 people there that night, per the news. 

    Also, dude was like 6'. Taller than you'd figure after seeing him in the movies, including the greatness that is Cocoon. 

    I have a similar story involving Woody Harrelson.  Have no idea what decade it happened in, but probably the 90s.  He was absolutely blasted out of his mind as you can imagine.  I was with a buddy of mine and the girl that was with us had this throwback voluptuousness from the 60s.  He could not take his eyes off her beautiful breasts. Long story short, he followed us her around all night and we partied and smoked until the sun came up.

    Oh, and to make it more relevant to your story, he was short.

    p.s. Dude was so hammered; me and my friend just kept going through Cheers references and he kept motorboating and filling the bong; it was fucking surreal.

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  3. 13 hours ago, maninblack said:

    Fran is salty

     

    Jesus christ, Texas is the Father in that scenario, with 8 sons that have been running the family business into the ground.  Daddy is cutting off the trust funds to the tit babies.

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  4. 2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

    God this victim mentality is wearing thin and its been less than a week. Aren't you just admitting to being an inferior school if its this hard for them to find a landing spot? Any other school would have done the same.

    Hey, Texas and Oklahoma, WE HAVE VALUE, SIRS! - the orphan 8 (while being in the Big 12)

    Fuck, we are horrible, no one is going to want us, we are totally and completely without any value standing on our own - the orphan 8 (and of course, reality)

  5. 2 hours ago, Pancho said:

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    I’m so tired of this “UT has to stay in the big 12 because it would hurt other universities” bullshit.  That effectively means UT is handcuffed because other universities are admitting they cannot survive without UT, which means they are riding the UT coattails. How is that fair to UT? Why don’t people write about that point?

    Yeah Baby GIF by memecandy

    preach christina aguilera GIF

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  6. 10 hours ago, tantric superman said:

    I think we are going to be dealing with uncommonly assholish assholes. 

    It's not my call, and I figure the business guys are making the right decision, but fuck the wall-eyed SEC and all its current institutions except for maybe Vandy and it's only because I liked a couple of Vandy girls once. 

    Dancing with these drooling fucks makes me do the opposite of relax.  This is going to stain my university and I hope it's worth it. 

    What does this have to do with you?

    fall fail GIF

  7. 12 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

    Love the Bama Chick dropping in to tell our fans how it is. 
     

    Horseshit. I was at the 09 Rose Bowl and in Vegas. A more entitled arrogant fan base there is not. 
     

    The LSU fans at DKR were 50% cool 50% swamp trash. 
     

    We have no monopoly on shitty fans 

    well, to be fair, most of our shitty fans reside in our agricultural branch on the brazos

  8. 5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


    I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

    But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

    “We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

    Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

    Imagine, these chuckle fucks think that this has been a humbling experience for us, lol.

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  9. 20 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    I loved how he had to specify which century.  Most of us that aren't old as dirt would just go with '61...

    and everyone always makes a mental note that @Armybrat has in order: translated from roman numerals, left off the designation BC, or randomly spouted out random facts about Lou Gehrig because dementia

  10. 15 hours ago, South Austin said:

    Among other benefits of the move to the SEC, it's going to show aggy's ass on a national level.  From Bjork's media day quivering, to the lobbying of votes against the addition of Texas, to the threats of legislative and political action, it magnifies aggy's self-esteem issues when it comes to dealing with Texas, way more so than aggy's move to the SEC 10 years ago.

    We get at least a couple more weeks of this.  I'm probably going to gain a few pounds drinking aggy's high-caloric tears.

    You think this is going to stop in weeks?  Billy Luigi's last breath, years from now when we've beaten them 12 years in a row (heh), will be audibly bitching about this, hitting send on his twitter comment, and stroking out with a burnt orange embolism.

  11. On 7/22/2021 at 7:42 PM, Horn80 said:

    Think you are seriously under estimating the number of schools, other than aggy, that may vote no in their self interest.

    I think you seriously underestimate how much these schools love money.  Adding Texas and OU is going to add 30 million per school on top of what they make now.  If aggy doesn't shut up, there are plenty of swamps that they can disappear into.

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  12. On 7/22/2021 at 3:07 PM, Valmy77 said:

    We expecting Fox and ESPN to come swooping in with bags of gold to keep us in the Big 12 again? Though I guess now those are the same entity right?

    I mean that would be fine with me but no, not this time.

    The only question I have is whether or not the Big10 and the PAC try to lure us at the 11th hour.

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