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  1. On 1/7/2021 at 9:31 PM, Michael Knight said:

    if your head says aggy then get evaluated for a concussion

    and if your heart says aggy, tell it to shut the fuck up and take some nitroglycerin

  2. 8 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Two things: 

    1. I couldn't give any fewer fucks about what your aggy friend thinks.

    2. We don't even really know what he'll be doing here yet.  If he's coaching Safeties, drawing up defensive gameplans, and recruiting Louisiana - does it matter what he did at CB coach in fucking college station?

     

    plus, now he will be recruiting to a blue blood

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  3. 8 hours ago, Machinator said:

    I guess you could interpret that to mean we're hiring a dedicated CBs coach as well.

    But I doubt Raymond is still in play (not that I seriously believed it would happen).

    you were clouded by your emotions; it happens to a pretty high percentage of Mentats that haven't had their spice in a while

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  4. 13 minutes ago, Xian said:

    Could be really smart if he has the right contract language. Either he gains fame as a turnaround king or those buyouts stack up $$$$.  I dont see him ever hurting for jon opportunities even if Franklin gets fired. 

    you really think he might turn tricks?

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  5. 13 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

    Michigan has more wins and more titles

    fuck Michigan

    yea, I'm gonna go spelunking in the old antiquity cave and come up with 9 or 10 more championships and take a big dump on the notion that Michigan is ahead of us in anything except keeping a fucking a coach that they do not want

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  6. On 1/2/2021 at 6:32 PM, nunna yo bizness said:

    Big12 championship and playoff appearance.  I don't give a fuck if you think that's not realistic.  I know what UM would have been able to do with the talent that we saw in the Alamo Bowl and that is on the roster so I won't soften my expectations because our admin had to settle for a coach several steps lower.

    higher than 12 steps?

    too soon?

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  7. On 1/3/2021 at 5:12 PM, blacklab said:

    this thread is not about herman, I'll let the posts above slide as they are tangentically on topic, but need to stop with talking about herman

    While I'm impressed that you have taught your dog to type, I think the word you are looking for is tangentially.  Again, kudos for teaching one of the most intelligent dogs to log in and convey your thoughts, but we're going to need for you to

    GET BETTER DUDE

  8. 1 hour ago, Caddox said:

    Sigh. Looks like Sark is official if our main Twitter account is putting it out there. 

    have you explained all your shitty takes in this thread or are you going to open up a new one to mea culpa?

  9. 23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

    I member OU getting Stoops probably successor. 

    If Urban was the only thing that was going to make you turds happy then you were destined to be disappointed in the actual reality of our next hire. 

    this is true, but the drip off from Urban to Sark is not the equivalent to stepping off a curb

    this is more like accidentally falling off a 60 foot cliff at the 3:00 am and it's pitch dark (while drunk) and you're happy you hit water when you reach the bottom

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  10. On 12/31/2020 at 10:44 PM, Dbeasy said:


    Correct. Hicks said that too. Basically said Mack ruined it. And somehow our BoR, AD, President and boosters all stood by and let him do it, which makes no sense to me.

    well, if you think Mack, the individual, ruined it then that is where you are getting it wrong

    his fucking attorney and bestest friend was Joe Jamail; that's who likely fucked the timing of hiring Saban. You don't think him threatening law suits and pulling his mega donations gave Texas pause?

  11. On 12/31/2020 at 11:15 AM, DFW Horn said:

    Wow. How'd you like that fat bastard telling you to dig out another gasser to keep your scholly @ KU? Fuck that

    Mark Mangino is abusive, former Kansas football players say

    "Well, shit, yea yea, I get it" -- Pluto, on not being a planet anymore

  12. 7 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

    any time that any of you want to actually quote something specific that i've said and refute it then i'll be here to discuss it. 

    how about:

    Derka// cured covid, beat the Russians to space, freed the slaves and then taught Tebow how to circumcise babies, all while Tom Herman and Sam's teammates tried to sabotage him at every turn.//Derka

  13. 7 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

    come to think of it, i'm not sure Sam makes even makes the list of the best 50 UT football players since 2000. if he does he is definitely going to listed in the 40's, no higher. but yeah, he's a total fucking UT football legend. 🙄 

    did he put up some good numbers? yes, he did. he played 4 years of QB at a school with very little QB/forward passing history in an era where QB numbers are wildly inflated compared to even just 10 years ago. of course he put up numbers. but as a football player, who is he better than? is he better than Cory Redding? what about Shaun Rogers? was he better than Justin Blaylock? David Thomas? shit, how many guys from the 2005 team alone were better than Sam? like 15-20? more? 

    you people who incessantly STAN this kid like he's a two-time Heisman winner are a huge reason that so many of us are ready for the Sam Ehlinger era to be over. Easily- EASILY the most overrated player in UT history, and it's because of his cult-like following, which consists of a bunch of people who don't know dick about Texas football history. i could not be more ready for him and his followers to be gone. i really really like Sam Ehlinger and I wish him well, but i am beyond over this practice of wildly overhyping him as a player and "Texas football legend". 

    how many people that you 'really really like' have gotten restraining orders against you?

  14. 5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

    cunty? god you guys are all in your feelings. "we don't deserve players like Sam!!" (lmao) "because we don't appreciate them." uh, have you read this thread? according to this thread Sam cured covid, beat the Russians to space, freed the slaves and then taught Tebow how to circumcise babies, all while Tom Herman and Sam's teammates tried to sabotage him at every turn.

    get fucking real man 

    just imagine this fucking moron mocking other posters for being hyperbolic

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  15. 13 hours ago, 6th Street said:

    Herman will ruin Casey by middle of next season

    this, he's not going to survive running it 20 times a game

    he broke quarterbacks when he was at Ohio State, he broke Buschelle before he left, he's broke and concussed Sam numerous times

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  16. 13 hours ago, Mileslong said:


    Exactly, I feel bad for Thompson after his first bad game. He will be called every name in the book and there still be shouts for the backup

    what are you talking about? shouldn't we extrapolate this performance as what to expect from Thompson in every single game going forward in his career?

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