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  1. 18 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

    Traylor is essentially Mack Brown without (hopefully) the thin skin and insecurities. He doesn’t need to be a master play caller, although he can do that better than meddling Mack ever could. He mainly needs to be a likable figurehead who doesn’t need to be surrounded by loyalists but who can recruit lights out and motivate. Mack Brown had the likable (albeit a too fake for me...Traylor is genuine) and recruiting parts down, but his thin skin and insecurities led him to shield himself with guys who made him comfortable and secure.

    Lets not pretend that Mack Brown was some sort of coaching genius. He was a softie who was about to be run out of town until his recruiting prowess (in the name of VY) rescued him. Remember, he lost 5 in a row to OU with 2 of those being humiliating blowouts.

    One more advantage Traylor has is that he is a Texan, not some interloper who pretends to get what football means in this state. Just give him the resources to hire the best assistants and bag man he can find. HS coaches will appreciate all of that, and it will be rewarded.

    Now, let me get back to my fantasy world of puppies and blue chips frolicking in burnt orange meadows. 

    goddamn it; I think I can be talked into this; at least it's not fucking Steve Sarkisian

  2. 22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    I think you’re making some bold assumptions. But hey if Alabama thinks he’s good enough for them to be the next guy and their fans seem to really like him who are we as a fan base to judge a school like Alabama. We’re the joneses!

     

    that’s how idiotic some of you are 

    yea, the guy taking it as a given that Sarkisian is taking over for Saban is the genius in this scenario

  3. 13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Going to the saban rehabilitation program seems to have worked for Lane Kiffin. Fwiw Sark has been sober for about 4 years now. It’s amazing what sobriety can do to a person both personally and professionally. Also fwiw there is legit talks in Bama about him being the heir to Saban. 

    you think he's going to stay sober in the Texas job?  He has absolutely ZERO pressure in the position he's in right this fucking moment.

  4. 1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    After losing my mind last night I'm much more optimistic about things this morning.  You could talk me into just about any candidate (Tom Allen can stay the fuck in Indiana) and its going to be an improvement over Herman.  Tom is hated by players, coaches, boosters, Admin, and fans.  He got his dream job and then did everything he could to sabotage himself, the people that work under him, and the players most of all.  We need to cut that cancer out.

    And if it means Gary Kubiak, or Jeff Traylor, or Steve Sark end up as the next head coach of the Texas Longhorns I'll be excited about it.  Because Tom Herman is no longer the head coach and embarrassing the university on a daily basis.

    there are people in this advocating Sarkisian as a non-joke candidate? is that what I'm reading?

    this is the guy that was average as fuck at Washington and then wen to USC and turned himself into a flaming dr. pepper?  you morons want a flame out drunk because he has the fucking no pressure job of being Nick Saban's offensive coordinator?

    is everyone completely and utterly out of their fucking minds?

     

    let me get this straight, you think he will stay sober in the sunshine and candycanes job of the Texas head coach? jesus fucking christ fuck shit

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  5. 11 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

    Look, I am not the girl y’all need nudes from. Y’all are way too picky. And notice too much. Lol. And I’d be proud to call most of u my friends and if we could have a happy hour I would show. That is my almost 16 year old dog Little Bitry with me. Anyway still nursing a broken heart stuff but this thread has made me happier than I can say. Proud to be a part of this palace of degenerate posters. That’s the most current picture I have. And by current I mean a few weeks ago. 

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    I wouldn't have thought it would take this long to get over Grendel, but the heart wants what the heart wants

     

  6. 12 hours ago, Mr Orange said:

    Urban is coming.  Nicole, send nudes 🤣

    THIS MISOGYNY WILL NOT FUCKING STAND!!!!!!

     

    *unless the posting of nudes pushes Urban to accept the Texas job of course, your sacrifice is appreciated

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  7. 5 hours ago, Helobious said:

    I think the bottom line is after the W against KU next week, that’s a 7-3 season. Disappointing? Yes. If this was the end of Herman’s contract you don’t renew him for next year at all. But 7-3 just isn’t “pay $15 mil to get rid of him now” bad. 

    you are a dumb fuck with bad opinions; I think I remember you opining that there shouldn't be live mascots including Bevo

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  8. 13 hours ago, RedAustin said:

    I want Taylor and Sylla but Aggy have their teeth so far into them it seems impossible. Doesnt help they already have their TE

    This guy is Daniel Figuerrelli...

     

    Unleash hell

  9. 2 hours ago, Eggo said:

    There's nothing in the bourbon regulations that prevents charcoal filtering. 

    I expect this will eventually be settled by a duel.  Hopefully, no fences will be destroyed.

  10. 13 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

    That would be worth the price of admission.  submission

    Don't let him bring Zach Smith. Smith is an excellent position coach, but he's not worth the drama.

     

     

    fixed it for Zach

  11. 8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Here is bigger picture 

     

    Urban Meyer’s teams were 26-3 in “rivalry games.” Bowling Green was 1-1 vs. Toledo; Utah was 2-0 vs. BYU; Florida was 16-2 vs. Florida State, Tennessee and Georgia; and Ohio State was 7-0 vs. Michigan.

    In the first year at Utah, Meyer's team held BYU scoreless for the first time in  361 games.  Is that good?

  12. 10 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

    I started watching Doom Patrol, DC show based on a comic book.  Pretty crazy show but funny also and hey you see Brendon Frazier again for the first time in ten years lol. 

    well, you more 'hear him' than 'see him, but yea he's good in this

  13. On 10/24/2020 at 9:37 PM, CooterBrown said:

    Need a supporter group that tailgates with a strippers, weed, and beer. Dues collected pay for those benefits and bail. Fuck doing anything good for the community.

    What will our group be called, Dear Leader?

  14. 17 hours ago, ousux said:

    Yeah, I admit to enjoying the fuck out of the Sugar Bowl from beginning to end.

    That was probably the last truly enjoyable moment, beating the Ewok in Dallas was cool, but we almost let them come back in that one, then got our shit pushed in for the CCG.

    is everyone clear on what the word 'moment' means?  bringing shit up that happened months later that apparently ruined the previous event for you is fucking retarded

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  15. 2 hours ago, n64ra said:

    I read that as Jim knows someone on the team is testing positive for COVID-19, which means by December 19, too much of the team will test positive to play the game. No way to reschedule since the Big 10 Championship Game is a week later. Boom - there you go. No loss to tOSU this season. Not like he GUARANTEED a win.

    Is the Saturday after Thanksgiving December 12th in your universe?

  16. 2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    Okie state did something bush league? 
     

    im shocked!!!

    like, for example, posting your pay stub on the internet or were you thinking of something else?

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