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DFW Horn

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  1. I know you're not making any money. I'm not gonna be in ATX this Saturday, but I wanted to pass the tailgate info along to the season ticket holders I know.
  2. Did she ever go huntin' with Jed Clampett?
  3. Tickets are $45 apiece now (I paid $30 for SHSU game)? Kids up to what age are FREE? Don't forget to post this on social media.
  4. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Ah...so it's the benefit of wearing the same color jersey as the opponent. I think that's technically against NCAA Rules, but I don't care enough to look it up. That's a good idea for the OL.
  5. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Will somebody from the hood please explain the need for white gloves with the all-black uniforms?
  6. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Kent State Golden Flashes
  7. DFW Horn replied to Fug's topic in Football
    This was the answer I was looking for. Thanks for the legal clarification. LSU pays $20M for Kelly to go away, but that doesn't change or get offset in the event Kelly finds another high-paying HC job.
  8. Reference pages FR-97 and FR-98 of the linked 2025 NCAA Football Rule Book for a complete definition of Targeting. To search a PDF, open the file and use the "Find" command by pressing Ctrl+F (Windows) or Command+F (Mac). Type your search term into the box that appears and use the "Next" and "Previous" buttons to navigate the results. It's too long for me to post it here. tl/dr for most
  9. When you dive forward for additional yardage, it's not considered a "slide". Consequently, Arch wasn't a "defenseless player" by rule. The officials could've called the hit "unnecessary roughness", but targeting isn't appropriate for this play.
  10. DFW Horn replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Okay, if Kelly agrees to a smaller buyout now - say $20M - does this renegotiated amount get reduced again if another program is dumb enough to pay a premium for his services? I also assume LSU didn't fire him "for cause" due to some obscure 'morality' clause. I'm just trying to understand how this works. Good to know Jimbo's fully guaranteed, no offset language deal with aggy is still the dumbest contract ever.
  11. DFW Horn replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Why the hell would Kelly settle for $20m, unless LSU had a photo of him fucking a farm animal?
  12. Well, this SEC guy is fired up! 🔥 Fuck Vandy!!!
  13. You checked all the boxes on most of our lists
  14. DFW Horn replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Hey, our receivers have talent. Our fastest just doesn't catch the ball when it hits him in the hands.
  15. But, does @lilMAC25 have the goddam common courtesy to do that?
  16. Didn't he get a nice raise a couple of years ago? I know Sark has doubled his annual base salary since he got here.
  17. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
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