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RPM

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  1. 1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

    What's the law in Texas about running a live wire to a sign in your own yard?

    You mean that lighting you installed that had an accidental short?

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  2. Anyone watching this on ABC? It's a Wonder Years style show about a family with 8 boys growing up in the 70's. Mary McCormack and Michael Cudlitz are Mom & Dad. The boys were well cast, too. It's pretty damned funny and well written.

     

  3. 41 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

    Time to play, “What outrageous shit will Trump pull tomorrow”

    1. More racist immigration dog whistle shit (caravan, citizenship)

    2. Verbally assault the media “muh enemy of the people!” So unfair 

    3. Find another way to obstruct justice (witness tampering, or fire someone)

    4. Bring up Hillary for good old times.

    5. Pardon someone 

     

     

    I’m going with 3 out of 5 occurring.

    I hate this game.

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  4. 20 hours ago, Ty Webb said:

    Simon announced that next season will be the last.

    Damn, hate to hear that but he knows what he's doing. No point dragging the story out an additional 2-3 seasons just to make some $$$.

  5. 1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

    Saying you want to ban Chick Fila is just preposterous, and shows New Yorkers are idiots.

    Fuck Chick Fila and their racist, homophobic, religious loon, Trump fellating owners. Too bad they have such tasty chicken, but it's worth standing up for my principles to miss out.

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  6. 2 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

    I see a million Ted Cruz TV ads for every handful of Beto ads.

    I see more Beto ads, but Cruz has upped his count. I expect the next week to be an all out assault from both campaigns.

  7. First off, let me just say fuck colds in the goats ass... dry. But I digress. I always get a flu shot and know it's a crapshoot as to whether they chose the right strain, but ounce of prevention and all that. Unfortunately, there isn't a cold shot or you can bet your ass I'd get one of those, too. My work requires me to make face to face contact with lots of people often from different parts of the world. I use the crap out of hand sanitizer but that doesn't stop airborne transmission and as usual I've got another fucking cold.

    Headache, sniffling, sneezing and general just feeling like crap. DayQuil, NyQuil, Emergen-C and Cold-Eeze are my regimen during the work week, but all they do is treat the symptoms. I've tried Zycam in the past, but it didn't appear to do anything at all. So in conclusion, fuck colds. Guess I should be happy I don't have the ebola or some southeast asian bird flu.

  8. 26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    The verified Trumpkins are on full attack: 

    "This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the government of the United States" 

    They actually think that reads as all foreigners. 

    Then they must agree the 2nd only gives gun ownership rights to well regulated militia members. Slippery fuckin' slope.

  9. I assume you mean it doesn't close completely. That screw adjustment is just for lateral adjustment. Check to see if the board the door is screwed to has shifted. You might be able to take a rubber mallet and lightly move things. Most likely the spring has worn out and you'll have to replace the hinge or get used to having that one funky door. Everybody has that one funky door.

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  10. 3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    Well when one of our longhorns dies I hook it up to the winch on the mule and drag it off into the brush. I think next time I’m going to use 100 kilos of explosives to blow the shit out of it. Also, this was not the thread I was expecting from the title.

     

    Why are your cows dying?

  11. We have 4 early voting locations in Wise County. I remember when W was running they used to have EV ballot boxes at the entrance to Walmart. One of the school districts was trying to get a bond for athletics passed after it had been defeated 3 times. They did a floating ballot box that went to all their games, school fund raisers and meetings. It shockingly passed that time. It just shows that when those in control want to get votes, they will bend over backward to get them.

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  12. 2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

    Trivial bitching here but Trump hijacking the democrat “Blue Wave” and pushing the notion of a “Red Wave” was really dumb.  

    First of all, waves are blue.  

    Red wave? What the fuck does that even mean? Red waves don’t exist you fucking idiot. 

    Come on Trump.

    There are red tides and they usually kill everything, so...

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