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Michael Knight

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  1. Just now, Surly Bevo said:

    The Taylor Swift angst is so dumb.  It would be dumb even if she was some pop star of the moment.  She's bigger now than she has ever been but she's been a music star for over a decade now....of course she is going to get air time.  Deal with it.  

    Thats not what they are angry about

  2. 11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Is this a bad joke or movie reference I’m missing, or are you just suggesting it’s illegal to own a monkey a Texas? I’ll assume the former, as opposed to some implication they fuck the monkey. 

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    and yes I looked it up, it is legal to keep a capuchin monkey in Texas but my jokes are lazier than my takes

  3. 24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    You mean the kid that went into their back yard uninvited? I guess that makes every coach that owns a dog a fucking embarassment. There's a reason that story never went anywhere, or the lawsuit. And as a reminder, that story was in 2021. Was Texas "winning" in 2021? 

    So you're equating Urban Meyer, a married man who was caught cheating on his wife at a bar, to Ed O being single and getting laid, and then being remarried but he's PROBABLY GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE UNFAIGHTUFL BECASE REASONS. Yeah, that checks out.

    I read all that shit about Orgeron. Guess what, guys typically do dumb shit involving pussy during and after a divorce. Does that mean they do dumb shit the rest of their lives? What's wrong with his image, exactly? Single man got fired for being bad coach and chasing pussy. Well, gosh, I guess we better not hire Ed Orgeron to be our head fucking football coach. Meanwhile, he'd have been a DT coach at Texas, which doesn't seem like the same thing. But we're all real glad your weird morality compass involving single men fucking women consensually requires him to rehab his image. Then again, you're apparently embarrassed Jeff Banks is married to a stripper, so I guess it's not all that surprising. 

    For the record I have no problem with Banks or his wife but lets not forget that keeping wildlife, um... a primate, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

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  4. 5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    This is a dumb fucking post.

    First, who the fuck is "You" here? I don't consdier the monkey or jeff banks an embarassment to the univeristy, so speak for your fucking self. To paraphrase Don Draper, I don't think about them at all, other than Jeff Banks is a fucking special teams wizard and a hell of a fucking recruiter. If he's happy and they're not doing anything illegal, who gives a flying fuck?

    Second, Orgeron by all accounts was a wildman, but was a faithful wildman during his first marriage of two fucking decades. He got divorced, had money, and went fucking apeshit for strange like pretty much every other motherfucker who's ever had a divorce in their lives that had money and got out of a marriage that spanned decades. Now he's about to be married again to a hot piece of older ass that's still likely well younger than him. I think he'll fucking be fine.

    The motherfucker worked at USC for years and "fingerbanging coeds at the beach" wasnt a fucking thing then for a reason. That reason is it didn't happen and it was shit you just made up in your fucking head. 

    As for being checked out, maybe. But the guy has said he's missed coaching and I've known more than a handful of guys in my life that have retired, gotten bored, decided they missed their jobs and un-retired. That's guys I know. Now, how many times have we heard and seen that shit from proffessional athletes and coaches? More than I can fucking count.  

    The monkey has been pretty quiet since it bit that kid, but then again winning seems to silence all sorts of stories. I don't remember hearing any finger banging stories about Urban Meyer until he went to Jacksonville. Maybe Ed has gotten his life together since LSU but there were multiple reports of him bringing girls to practice where they would get involved with the drills even and then he hit on some pregnant woman at a gas station that just happened to be the wife of a board member. Maybe it was some sort of late life crisis and he was a find upstanding citizen or maybe it just never got out before. Much like Sark I think if he does get back into coaching it would have to be as an analyst to prove himself and clean up his image.

     

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